Thursday, August 07, 2014

Wiz Khalifa Has Arrest Warrant Issued

Wiz Khalifa didn't show up for court yesterday in El Paso. He was due there because of his arrest on pot possession. Back in May, the idiot tried to smuggle it on a plane and got busted. He then took selfies from his jail cell which led to people in the police department being suspended and one really close to getting fired. Because it is just a misdemeanor, Wiz probably felt like he didn't have to worry about it and he is probably right. They are not going to arrest him here in California because of a misdemeanor in Texas. I'm kind of surprised he didn't hire an attorney to appear for him and make all of this go away. Then again, he might have been too busy smoking pot to care.

17 comments:

derek harvey said...

Sounds like something the Biebs would do except the Biebs has MONEY. Buh bye Wiz and have fun supporting your gold digging trollop of a wife. She did not choose a husband very successfully....

sandybrook said...

He didnt have fucks to spare for this. He's a STAH!!

The Real Dragon said...

For minute there I thought it was going to say Wiz has died

Sherry said...

How did he get a cell phone in jail. All of those are supposed to be confiscated. Along with shoes and a belt.

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

I love body art but I just don't understand people who are so covered in tats. The lead singer of Tiger Army had a rose tattooed on the front of his neck and every time I see go to one of their shows I stare at the damn thing reminding myself the dude is not wearing a cravat.

Bee Haven said...

I love body art too Doctah - there's a rule. If you can't cover it up with business clothes, like neck, hands, face, you're either a rock/rap/whatever star. Or a tattooist. Otherwise kiss your employment future goodbye.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Doctah! Howzit?

plokzy said...

I doubt he smokes that much pot, must be for image. You can't be as prolific in such an industry by being high 24-7... It is, however, what the kids want to believe.

Freya said...

He missed his court appearance because he was on the Jimmy Fallon show. Priorities. Gotta sell these albums.

Cheryl said...

I don't listen to his music so I have no idea who he is. I kind of like his name though. He could team up with Swizz Beatz as Wiz 'n' Swizz..

DoctahRivenIsAHasBeen said...

High-functioning stoner is an actual thing, especially with certain strains of sativa. Just like with any chemical, individual responses vary but that doesn't make a good sound bite so media just labels all stoners as lazy, incompetent slobs.

sugarbread maker said...

are you really surprised wiz kahlifah is not a rocket scientist people??

Unknown said...

He was playing Pictionary on Fallon last night.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Plozky: Disagree. Academia is filled with stoners. Some of the top professors and researchers I know are high 24/7

Lady Heisenberg said...

*plokzy

Harlow17 said...

i love how you always call it pot

Kelly said...

Ah, in my college days ('97-'01), I used to fly from school to home and back for breaks with my stash and a steamroller. Seems crazy now but at that time, I could pull it off no problem. Too bad for Wiz it's not the case today.