Academy Awards Live Blog
Titanic 3D because James Cameron needs more money
6p-7p
The scary thing about this award is seeing Angelina's skeleton hand.
Just give it to Christopher Plummer. Forget all this. Waste of time.
Hugo. Again.
Apparently in Ben Stiller's world Harry is pronounced Har e
Emma Stone is upstaging Ben Stiller in more ways than one.
The cartoon with the smoking creatures wins! Yay for kids!
Hi, my name is "sniff." Robert Downey "sniff." Oh f**k it, Give me a second. I need to run to the bathroom.
Love Undefeated!!
It's like Iron Man but without CGI. The writing is just as bad.
Cirque De Soleil is in that theatre the rest of the year and you would think they would get this one night off. Nope.
Ellen in the JCP commercial is funnier than the entire show so far
They make it seem like Best Actor is next & not 4 hrs down the road. I want Clooney to lose because he thinks he is going to win
Mark Wahlberg is Nostradamus. Hugo wins again
Martin Scorcese and Harry Carey. Long lost twins
Hugo wins their 33rd win of the night and the worst pun.
If every speech was that short, we would be finished
Two years in a row. Still can't remember their name. Good job though guys!
Quite the porn star stache on Bradley Cooper.
It's a Christopher Guest sketch!
Yay Octavia!!
Jennifer Chastain's mom is wearing a rock museum around her neck. Nothing says high fashion like Geodes.
Nick Nolte hand clap. Hold one hand steady and move the other. Christian Bale should just always yell.
Iran won huh?
5p-6p
Can Brad Pitt complete... a sentence... without pausing..... every.... two words
For one year I think the crew people should get the front row seats. It is the same damn statue. Can you see Meryl Streep being a gaffer? Yeah, but a gaffer could easily be in an Adam Sandler movie.
That is as close as Jennifer Lopez is getting to an Academy Award
Twilight? At the Oscars? Really?
Steel drums make me want Red Stripe and jerk chicken. Oh, and to watch Cool Runnings.
That woman looks like when Maya Rudolph used to play Donatella Versace
The guy looked like a Yeti in a suit and its always 420 in his world
Tom Hanks looks really good.
Next time, turn up Billy's microphone or turn down the band
Nothing makes people feel better about the economy than millionaires presenting gold statutes to each other.
Tom Cruise thought it was a Scientology meeting. Just had to get himself in the show.
Did Billy Crystal get work done or is his hairline receding?
Way to start off the show. The guy who has sex with his granddaughter.
Why do I think Brian Grazer has told other women to come back to his office for tequila
Is Natalie Portman wearing a sundress? Did she wash her hair?
Jennifer Lopez looks like the Oscar statue. Only female. And not naked. Well, almost naked.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 510 Newer› Newest»Kelly O is just GIDDY over the Dictator throwing Bisquick on Ryan. Just giddy. Umm. Is she 14 or something?
Giuliana, you are NOT jealous that you didn't get smattered with pancake mix. I call BS again!
This is why they call TV mindless.
@Jackie - it's his hair, and he's too skinny.
Jackie, I think and hope it was just the hair.
I only caught a quick shot of Angelina. Brad was interviewed solo?
Dang, I got Grammy duty, but as soon as the kids get picked up, I'm popping open a cold one.
God, Morgan Freeman is a great actor, but such a lech!!
I can never look at Morgan in same way but he does have a great voice.
I bet there is alot of shit behind Tom Hank's good guy/husband facade.
I dont know why,I just think there is a lot of weird stuff that goes on.
It looked like Billy and the Biebs were going to kiss.
This is the closest Bieber will ever get to being in a Woody Allen movie.
What's up with Tommy Boy's hair? He really looks gay now.
How old is Billy now?
Must say that I am pulling for Billy
I love Billy, but couldn't he change the intro to this already?
i gotta find the hors d'ouerves and sober up a bit. a Jers Shore guy hit on me and i giggled. to be fair, if I were to sleep with any of them, he'd be the one.
Ugh. Is it to late to Get Eddie Murphy to host?
I'm pulling for Billy too, and my first glance at Angie and she looks good.
Bnl your night rocks.
This is Billy's 9th time hosting the Oscars. It's he first time however for his new face.
bnl - I hope it was Pauly or Vinnie. I have sadly stopped listening to Billy.
LOL @ Jason B E!
I bet my Dad is loving this
@laura. You are correct. You narrowed it down
Tom Hanks looks good, minus the goatee. With goatee...hello, Col. Sanders.
that guy looks like tom hanks in castaway
Is that Father Time accepting for Hugo? Moses?
That dude's hair...just...NO.
AWESOME. Robert Richardson is one of the bst. Had predicted Tree Of Life but As long as it didn't go he The Fartist.
@bnl - if it was Paulie, I am so jealous of you right now!
I'm still laughing at what you wrote, nolachickee! Hee hee...father time...
Wow, rare that a cinematographer wins when working with a "camera smart" director (Scorsese, Polanski, et al).
@Enty! you just got quoted in Deadline!
Really rally you had to make a weight joke about Jonah billy?! Boo
Dante Ferreti worked with Fellini! Not bad so far.
Martin Scorsese got his brows manicured.
Billy's definitely had work done and shame on whomever was in charge of that musical production..you could barely hear Billy.
Pharrall and Shelia E just made my night!
What guy doesn't escort his wife up the stairs to get THEIR Oscar?
Enty pointed out on Twitter that Marky Mark is 2 for 2.
Why did Billy Crystal get (such bad) plastic sugery?? It's not like he was a looker, and needed to preserve his looks...
Mr. Nolte is always wasted and he IS pushing 70(!) so give the guy a break. I hope he wins cuz I would love to hear that acceptance speech-and I think 90% of the dresses tonite are boring!
Del...AMEN!!! My husband even commented on that one.
I think I'm the only person on the planet that hated Avatar.
They're playing Thomas Newman's Meet Joe Back score. Nice.
Do we have a drinking game going?
I love, love the Meet Joe Black score. That, and the Door in the Floor.
@Nola - I'm not saying Vinnie v Paulie - but I'm EMBARASSED that all i could do was giggle.
@Laura - drinking game? I'd DIE, lol. Already had way too mcuh.
All great movies...but why was Twillight in there?
Jlo=skanky mother of the bride; CDiaz=bride
Did Jlo and Cammy just jostle for who was in front of the mic?
Did Jlo and Cammy just jostle for who was in front of the mic?
Cammie and JLo were comparing notes on Diddy. JLo said "Hey Cammie, use your hand along with your mouth. Saves wear and tear on the face."
....And loose enough to prove you are a Lady, say JLo in her painted on dress.
JLo and Cam togher is interesting. Not huge fans of one another from what I understand.
The way Guliana pronounced 'Ryan' everytime she cut away to him or from him you can tell she hates his guts.
Beedee99, my roommate said the exact same thing!!
I heard Jen and Cameron hate each othr and didn't get along while filming.
Is it me, or is jlo almost slipping out? It seems darker on her left boob...
Wow, you really can see the hatred between JLo and Diaz!
You'd think it got quiet in here once the show started. not so much. ppl don't seem to care.
Maybe the makeup people for The Iron Lady can transform Lindsay Lohan back into someone who resembles a woman in her twenties once again.
Oh my god Cammie and JLo are fucktards. What the hell was that?
WTF was that? Wow...
NOLA....THAT has f'ing hilarious!
CAMERON DIAZ - MOST ANNOYING ACTRESS IN HOLLYWOOD!
What's next...Angelina J. and Jennifer Aniston presenting together? JLo and Jennifer Garner?
Sorry Cam you loss on the Butt-off.
Ewwwwww, Tom Cruise, FUCK OFF.
Ben Stiller takes "The Help" to a whole new level , doesn't he?
J-Lo had to sneak in a primetime ass shot, natch.
bnl - is no one watching?
JLo nip slipped.
Well since no drinking game I will have to refill during break.
@Jackie Its not just you.
@Laura - Not really. Its more about getting drunk/high and having a good time. Its on all the tvs here but no one really cares. I think most the "winners" are assumed already.
Good to know I'm not staring at her boobs for no reason! LOL
Laura, I'm just having a shot every time they show Angie. Unfort, it hasn't been that often...
How about every time Hugo wins something?
Meryl is an old-school theatre dog, Enty! I'm sure she could hang-and-focus a Fresnel. It's the likes of Portman or Dunst who don't know what the crew dogs do.
I wonder if Sandra Bullock is really nice in real life.
Well Marky did tell us who wins, so whatever. ;)
Aw grrrr, I can't find where the comments continue. I'm showing the first 200 but no link to the comments after that, just jump to comment box and close this window at the top. I looked at the comment form in Chrome, Firefox and IE and don't see anything. Email stlyrface at aol dot com if you can clue me in!
Argh, reload isn't working anymore, and I'm missing 30 mins of comments. Is that happening to anyone else?
Once I signed in and posted the links showed up. That's dumb.
This is the category Angelina's movie didn't get nominated for. Somewhere Jennifer Aniston is laughing.
Seachica did you have the same problem I had?
my reload is slow, too
@WUWT? go to the second page
Yeah, don't leave and just keep clicking newest down here......v
Sandra is soooooooo frozen!
Drink every time you DON'T laugh at a joke.
Oh, I missed JLo - was it a big wardrobe malfunction?
was that a c. bale slam?
I would like to see Christian Bale throw down with Sean Bean. They both seem like they've got tons of rage boiling below the surface.
I think we broke blogger :)
I'm sure I've never drank a sunday night (that I have to work in the morning) and I feel better than I have in weeks. Love this
If I don't laugh at the jokes how will I know that I should take a drink????
@FS - we would get too wasted to type.
Go, Beedee! :)
Wow. Billy Crystal is 64 and not a wrinkle on his forehead. Amazing. Such great skin!
Is bigmama on? Im a little behind on seeing the outfits but you were right about Angelina in black!
good point, andrew
Oh...I have a little tear for the standing O.
crap, i think Mark Wahlberg was right, he did get inside info.
Angie shot!!
she just thanked THE WORLD, how cute!
I thought things had locked up too.
The kids are gone so I gotta play catch up with the adult beverages. Chug, chug, chug.
I bet Billy's opening song was hilarious, too bad I couldn't hear or understand most of it.
They all should thank the world...I loved it. Hee
Bale looked like he was going to take a bite out of the winner. As usual, the talent of the Supporting Actress nominees vastly outshines the Best Actress nods.
Angie shot!! - DRINK!
how am i missing the Angie? I've only seen her once since 4pm
Been gone for awhile. Yeah Octavia!!!
From People.com
Clamato Angie
Whether playing a top-notch secret agent in Salt or playing with her kids, Angelina Jolie – and moms everywhere – deserve a dedicated cocktail this holiday weekend. How to make it?
From Il Matto restaurant in N.Y.C.
• 1½ oz gin
• 3 oz clamato juice
• ½ oz Worcester sauce
• Splash of lemon juice
• Salt
• Pepper
• Fresh thyme
In a mixing bar glass, add all the ingredients on ice. Stir and serve in a glass. Garnish with a thyme leaf and serve.
I have to say that sounds about right - Clamato Angie!
From People.com
Clamato Angie
Whether playing a top-notch secret agent in Salt or playing with her kids, Angelina Jolie – and moms everywhere – deserve a dedicated cocktail this holiday weekend. How to make it?
From Il Matto restaurant in N.Y.C.
• 1½ oz gin
• 3 oz clamato juice
• ½ oz Worcester sauce
• Splash of lemon juice
• Salt
• Pepper
• Fresh thyme
In a mixing bar glass, add all the ingredients on ice. Stir and serve in a glass. Garnish with a thyme leaf and serve.
I have to say that sounds about right - Clamato Angie!
is that Sheila E. on the drums?
Go, Octavia!
i'm so happy Octavia won. She really went after that role and could of easily lost it to a Queen Latifah if they had an interest.
Billy's face reminds me of that puppet from those SAW movies.
Awwwww, Octavia Spencer got me kind of choked up.
@timebob - Yes Sheila E and Pharrell! It has been my favorite part.
why isn't jane lynch with those guys? and parker posey?
I just asked my roommate if that was Sheila E. (he's a drummer), and he thinks so.
And how the hell did I miss a JLo wardrobe malfunction? Oh, yeah, because I'm knitting while watching...
Second City Reunion
Yes! You are so right, Jason BE!
I love this focus group. This group of people can do no wrong in my opinion.
omg enough with thse filler bits. Can we just get to the awards. How do they convince each other these bits are funny
ITA nola, they're the best
Cut the rainbow song!
Only missing John Candy. :(
Hello Tina Fry (as my mother calls her or some reason.)
And more monkeys!
Billy's kissing too much ass this evening. Oh no, here comes Topher and the molestash again. Tina got botox.
Only one side of Tina Fey's face moves, and that one only slightly
Tina looks Amazing!!!!
Where was Parker Posey in that sketch?
I want Thelma Schoonmaker to win this but she already has two oscars. She's trying to become the Tom Hanks of Editors.
that's because of the huge scar on her face!
it wasn't a full on nip slip, it was more an "areola slip"
Best host ever? Hands down, Johnny Carson.
Jason B E: I've been meaning to ask for a while...what do you do?
UPSET. GWTDT > The Artist.
mutiny, i asked the same thing.
Is that Ben Stiller's body double?
If they had a 'Best of Catherine O'Hara' on SCTV I'd buy it!
I think these guys are high as a kite!
Did Marky Mark call this one?
Yay Octavia!
yoyo, click "oldest" or "older"
I'm sorry. But I want to kick Bradley in the head. Creepy McCreepy he is.
Yay Hugo. I just saw it yesterday, and cried like a baby. Such an incredible film. It deserves every award.
Blogger won't update for me until I post a comment.
So a Hugo win and Angie sighting = drink. Cheers.
Schoonmaker is the Tom Hanks of editors. And working with Scorsese hurts as much as it helps.
@WUWT? I agree - that's a stupid system! I had the same sitch.
Once you post, the "Newest" link appears. Then you can keep click that link to get the latest refresh.
Yay, Hugo again. Drink!
I have had to go to the CDAN page and click on the Oscar post and hit refresh.
Naa. I think it's Tina's botox.
@ecau - I work at a small talent agency. Write, deal with young people wanting to act or model. It's boring to be honest with you. Lol.
if i didn't already have a profession that i love, i'd want to be a film editor. that's an art form.
Is this going to be one of those years when the favored picture wins all the minor awards and some other film sweeps the big categories?
You go, no, you go.
I wonder how long it took 'em to come up with that? Ugh.
Somebody needs to run naked across the stage.
Cheers again!
kj, I don't think Hugo is the favored picture.
Is it bad that I'm already sick of Scorsese? I have never been a big fan of his films
Jason B E--Lol! I doubt it's as boring as what I do!
@Jason BE - Will you work with OLD people who want to act or model? :-)
Hugo will get awards - except for Marty. Happens that way all the time. People in the Academy do not vote for Marty. When he did win, it wasn't for his best work. It was a consulation prize to make up for when he should have won.
WUWT, go to the homepage. Click on the title of this blog entry and read the comments as a page instead of as a pop up box. Refresh the page to see new comments.
Who has the most boring job? I spend all day reading legislation and regulations and rewriting them in plain English so normal people can understand them.
How's that for dull?
what do you do eye? i think you wrote that your ex was in the nfl in philly and he did you wrong. glad to know you are happy with what you do
@andrew - that's not up to me. LoL. I'm just a cog stuck in front of a computer most of the day. Hence my many hours I've spent here on CDAN this past year.
@Andrew. turn off the tv and work on the tax code---LOL
@AnderwBW -- Got you beat. I read engineering specs all day and rewrite them into plain English. Can't beat the gelt though.
You know it's a boring Oscar show when we resort to talking about our careers. LoL.
Loving the show thus far
I am so sick of the Muppets. Not cute, at ALL.
yup, that's him. He didn't do me wrong, he's just a jerk. I got out fast. I'm a painter.
Miss Piggy just dised Spielberg. LoL.
What did Scorsese do to get hated on?
Piggy got herself a spray tan
ooh, excited for this part!
ITA Enty, Ellen's commercial was pretty good.
How awesome would it be if one of these guys fell on Gwyneth Paltrow?
Scorsese is the Bob Dylan of Cinema. Cape Fear should have won in 1991. Now that movie was scary.
I miss Jim Henson.
There was a chick here that dressed up as Miss Piggy on Mardi Gras. Best.Costume.Ever. If she happens to be on this site, you rock, girl.
@Enty - I don't think Clooney thinks he's going to win. I think he will however. And no, Marky Mark never told me.
Putting the Muppets on right before a segment that replaced the traditional Best Song performances (and Cirque du Soleil commercial). Now *that* is chutzpah.
That was the most exciting thing all night.
Holy moly. That was incredible.
Drink!
Angie - Drink!
Love the Cirque.
haha one guy fell on his ass.
that was GREAT!
where is the guy that bangs his nuts on the wire?
The cirque du soleil people are crazy! Someone fell though, poor guy....
And Scorsese seems entitled to me, and these people worship him...He's another decent filmmaker to me...However Cape Fear was scary as shit!
Christ Almighty,
Those.people are aliens!
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