Sunday, February 16, 2014

Charlie Sheen Is Getting Married Again

Fourth time is the charm for Charlie Sheen. At least when it comes to marriages. Not content with destroying three marriages with his antics and abuse, Charlie has decided he wants to part with more of money when the inevitable divorce comes around again. I think his girlfriend and soon to be wife might be pregnant which gives me the same type feeling as another Jenelle Evans pregnancy. I can't believe the guy is idiotic enough to marry again. You might be saying to yourself that his girlfriend is the one who is an idiot but how is she an idiot other than having sex with Charlie Sheen? She has sex with strangers for money as it is and really had no future other than strip clubs and finding an owner who might want to marry her. She is going to be an instant millionaire now and if she is pregnant will be a multi-millionaire. Plus, the guy probably passes out most nights. As long as she wears a bulletproof vest she should be ok.

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Its just U said...
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Kim Kardashian said...

Don't forget to take a break from the fight to watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians on E!
Kanye and I get engaged tonight! Starts in 30 minutes on the East Coast!

Already have one said...

I totally agree W. I. G.
It reminded me why I hated jr hi so much.

When the count calls someone a whore, they are actually a whore. (LiHo or Tara SharkNado fame chick); whereas you're just attacking him for being the count.

There is a difference between calling someone you will never see or meet a whore when they are doing whore things and calling someone a pig for calling a whore a whore.

#teamcount
#youdontspeakforme

Unknown said...

@Kimmie---I wouldn't miss it for the world babe!!!

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: I enjoy controlled chaos. If this was blasting across every post, it would be tiresome, but one post w/ 200+ comments of clusterfuck, music to my ears.

If you go back to the beginning of this post and look, I didn't acknowledge HucklePig until she went after me, and even then, I tried to steer the twunce to yesterday's Ellen Page is a Manipulative Fame Whore post for discussion. She tried to ignore my inquiry, so I re posted it for her.

It was never my intention to clutter up fresh real estate with this nonsense. For some reason, HucklePig tries to avoid past butthurted, thinking the outcome will be different the next time she engages.

#TeamHucklePigSucks

#YourWelcomeRay

#TTMMayGiveMeTooMuchCreditImADipShit

#TeamHucklePigStillSucks

#22ozBecksDownTheGulletNeedMore

#StillInPJsGreatSunday

#LOL

Unknown said...

Rosie - What is wrong with you?? Rarely have I seen an argument on this site where almost universal support goes to one side. There are a lot of intelligent commenters that have posted today and you seem to have offended them all. Sticking to your 'I am supporting woman and they shouldn't be called whores ect' self righteousness and your hate of the Count (and apparently the rest of us mellings that have not chosen to condemn him with your impunity) is not working. Try to turn off your rage or ego and think about why. Oh - and I'll be happy to grab the popcorn when viewing your future trolling.

Beetlejuice said...

#teampeopledontforgetrosie
#teamtexasrose
#teamcount

Kim Kardashian said...

Thanks for your support, Derek!! xo

Buddy Bones Smith said...

I...uhhh...saw the post count...thought maybe book club meeting?

#teamcount

Notorious W.i.g. said...

#broughttoyoubythenumber32

Unknown said...

I hope I didn't trigger the next Martyr phase of her rant.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

#bookclubhasnothingonthistrainwreck

Its just U said...

I'm a big fan of you too Seven. You are smart and funny and very very fair. Thank you.
In fact, all the ladies here are pretty cool. Meanie, Surfer, Sherry, Sugar, TTM etc etc..
We all have a laugh and a giggle together. The only one that's being obnoxious and degrading to the girls is you Rosie.
The beauty of a woman with a free mind is her ability to express her thoughts and feelings without someone trying to curtail it.
Even if we have different opinions the ladies here generally get along. It's the great thing about being a grown woman.
Your opinions and feelings aren't wrong. They are yours and I would never, ever tell you that you can't have them.
So I would appreciate the same courtesy.

AndyCane said...
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AndyCane said...

I'm not going to lie, I just got into the wine

Jessi said...

Ummmmm y'all are fucking nuts!! :) *kisses

AndyCane said...

I'm not going to lie, I just got into the wine

AndyCane said...

I think I just proved I got into the wine

Jessi said...
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Kelly said...

Just got to this thread. I'm exhausted! Love you Cdaners though.

Meanie Rhysie said...

So, AndyCane, you got some wine? ;)

<3 all youse crazy betches!!

Buddy Bones Smith said...

#truthw.i.g.

Seven of Eleven said...

@AndyCane, I just got into the wine, too. Cheers! {clink} Here's to a rousing day in the comments!

AndyCane said...

I'm team loving it

AndyCane said...

I love me some wine and unfortunately wine plus 200+ comments makes life much harder. PS Since we've already been crazy off topic today, @Meanie, did you stop playing WWF.it is my game malfunctioning, I miss you

AndyCane said...

Hell yeah Seven! Cheers to you, this has been quite riveting. See what I did there? :)

TalksTooMuch said...

Local craft beer here, cheers betches! Love alls you guys!

Notorious W.i.g. said...

@Andy-Gurrl, welcome to the party! I think some of us have been swimming in it.

Buddy Bones Smith said...

@TTM I left you a msg in the Mark Sanchez BI reveal post..

BeckyMae said...

Just imagine if The Count and Rosie are.....the SAME person! Dun, dun, dunnnnnn
JK, I know they're not and I love this blog, as a newish poster and long time lurker I have found all the regulars to be welcoming, sometimes provocative and mostly amusing.
Rosie totes just baited Count in this thread.....you've come off second best here, love...

#teameveryone
#getdatmoneyBrett

Seven of Eleven said...

Damn, @AndyCane, I think that deserves another pour! Bottoms up! :D

Is WWF words with friends? I thought I'd try it until my cousin's tool of a husband bragged how he beat his English professor with some cheat. I decline your invitation to play, box of rocks.

BeckyMae said...

#butIdontlikepopcornRosie

BeckyMae said...
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AndyCane said...

Tis is Miss @Seven. And you are missing out, or not cuz Meanie did stop playing with me. I think I'll pour some more to drink my sadness away.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Andy, nooo! Don't be sad! The game won't load at all for me. I think only once or twice in the last 2 weeks I've been able to make plays. :(

Have you tried Lexulous? Much better. :) I'll send you an invite if you'd care to try it.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Andy, nooo! Don't be sad! The game won't load at all for me. I think only once or twice in the last 2 weeks I've been able to make plays. :(

Have you tried Lexulous? Much better. :) I'll send you an invite if you'd care to try it.

JSierra said...

LOL Kristin!

Hey look at the sky, it's blue! What's blue? The sky! What about the sky? It's blue! What's blue? The sky! What about the sky?

^^^That's all this thread is.

Fuck wine, I went straight to whiskey halfway through the thread!
Becky that's what I have been saying! Welcome to conspiracy corner where all opinions are welcome, as long as they are conspiratorial.

JSierra said...

Texas phase two starting in 3...2...1...

rikkitikkitavi said...

@beckyracharoundmae ur not newish! but what if they were the same person.... count= whiskey tango meth head then RR= president of the indigo girls fan-club militant lesbian counterpart. #cdanersdothedarndestthings
#ifucantrachititmayneedprofessionalrepair

rikkitikkitavi said...

#wackyalteregos

BeckyMae said...

Wait WUT! @rikki you think I'm Racharound? Nah, sorry to disappoint you but the only thing we have in common is that we are both Australian. Let me know if you come up with anything resembling proof of that, my Blogger profile should put paid to that :)

Thanks for including me in a conspiracy tho!

@JSierra...gonna keep looking for clues, man! (Not sure how tho...lol) how can you tell if a Blogger is the same person? Anyone?

AndyCane said...

I am all of you including Enty. Yes I am breaking the veil of secrecy. I'm Count, I'm Rosie, I'm 7/11, I'm Meanie, I'm Jax, I'm Jsierra, I'm Lucas, I'm Becky, well you get the point. I'm especially Betteroffsingle/singleguythatloveslove AND 888. Conspiracy solved!

AndyCane said...

Amongst all I am definitely NOT sober. No that is who I am not at all

Seven of Eleven said...
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Seven of Eleven said...

If you're me and I like you......

What does this mean?

rikkitikkitavi said...

omg @derekharvey was the voice of reason split personality. the personalities morph.
@beckyracharoundclinicalpsychologistmae please weigh in on this phenomenon.
#schizoaffectivedisorder

BeckyMae said...

@Andy no shade here for not sober! Have one for me, it's 1049am in Vietnam but I'll be having a few later when the new posts come up!

#throwanothershrimponthebarbie&getrosieashotofthespecialstuff

rikkitikkitavi said...

#countlezbemilitantlesbians

Meanie Rhysie said...

Wut?

BeckyMae said...

@rikki why do you think I am @racharound? I'm keen to know as it's a mystery to me!

AndyCane said...

@Seven, that I'm completely narcissistic. But then again I have been calling myself some awful names so I'm very confused

rikkitikkitavi said...

"bechy rach, in your estimation, should CDANers seek a 5150 hold on the 'count/rosy/derek' aka a court petitioned psych hold?!?"

BeckyMae said...

This off topic is no officially off, off topic, lol!

BeckyMae said...

Oh god no, Rikki, I think it's great fun! They ain't nutzo, they are commenters on a D-grade gossip blog, some with more self awareness than others #I'mlookingatyouCount
#keepnurseratchetouttathis

Getovahyourself said...

I am a 3-4 year reader of the site, and I can't STAND RachAround one bit and Count has the ability to either make me laugh or cringe. I do wonder about how someone can obsess over assholes like Count can. There are people on here that comment too often 7 and try to be funny, but fail miserably. The rest of the regulars are funny. And NO, VIP isn't ALM. I looked into it.

Getovahyourself said...

First comment btw... But I've wanted to tell Count to settle down a few times. This Kfam biz has me pissed off. Like seriously get a life and quit being 10 different people.

AndyCane said...

No VIP is not ALM because VIP is me

Meanie Rhysie said...

Wrong-o! I AM VIP!

I'm also Enty #27. Respect, please!

JSierra said...

Andy I knew there was something familiar about you...

Notorious W.i.g. said...

#VIPisAM #i'dhitit #pleasedontkillmyfantasy #hotbitch

BeckyMae said...

@rikki if you want to post me some proof that I am @racharound then I'll happily BE her, just nicer and with less swears and not as much boasting about my glamorous sexual escapades from the '90's! Ok, maybe a bit of the sexual escapades, if you are really lucky...

JSierra said...
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rikkitikkitavi said...

@getovah we are all rached out. her new OZ incarnation beckymae is corny as fuck. shes actually SWF the nellie little house on the prarie chick.

#restrainingorder

BeckyMae said...

Hahaaaa, loving it...you crack me up Rikki. Keep up the great work, I'll keep on being corny over here....see ya CDaNers! I'm off out now xoxo

Getovahyourself said...

W.I.G I'm sorry that a plain jane blonde gal is trying to act like ALM. It's really sad if you think about it. The girl is blonde but not Anna. I think writergirl is a somebody so fantasize on that.

JSierra said...

...wait, I thought I was Enty.27?

AndyCane said...

@Meanie, you're right, you are VIP and Enty #27 because I am you and you are me.

Getovahyourself said...

Rikki, I've been over her for about a year. She quit posting under Rach for a really long time so I thought she was gone for good, then nope...she's back. Just like Kris Jenner.

AndyCane said...

You are @Jsierra!

Meanie Rhysie said...

We are, Andy and JSierra, we are #27!

Seven of Eleven said...

Oh dear. @Getovahyourself, are you saying I (seven) comment too often and try too hard to be funny? Does one precipitate the other? I haven't been trying very hard, perhaps you are implying I need to up my game? If I'm failing miserably, I do appreciate the feedback.

I wouldn't be so sure about ALM/VIP connection being illegitimate, though.

rikkitikkitavi said...

@beckymaerachetaround is actually a nigerian princess trapped in australia. email her on her blogger to find out how you can wire her cash asap so she can get back home to her family in africa!!!

FSP said...

This is why I stopped reading this site.

I heart andycane and 7

AndyCane said...

Exactly, Meanie. We are me and you, and Jsierra, and Seven and Getovah.

lutefisk said...

Who's the Eggman?

rikkitikkitavi said...

ok, sounds like weve got a little siblingq rivalry turned ugly here. for the sake of the readers at home lets redirect. did you know ive made $69 an hour all from my iPad at home commenting at cdan?!?!

AndyCane said...

YAAAAAAAY!!!! FSP!!!!

AndyCane said...

I am the Walrus

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Kimba said...

#goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob

Count Jerkula said...

@getovahyourself: The eyes may be the windows into a woman's soul, but whore's are soulless, so I am fascinated with it's point of exit.

If not that, then its the Johnny Appleseed of Anal theory.

____________________________________

I want to put in a request to be Enty #666 or Enty # 13. I think someone already took Enty #69.

Kristin Wigs said...

@TTM I've convinced myself RosEnty is conducting a real elaborate team building exercise. RosEnty is sacrificing herself for the greater good of the readers? When she pulls out foam bats for us all to duke it out in a healthy way, you can thank me for thinking this theory thru.

Count Jerkula said...

@GetOver: "Count has the ability to either make me laugh or cringe."

That is what I go for. Sometimes I read an old post of mine, here or elsewhere around the net, and I cringe while saying to myself, "What the fuck was I thinking?"

Getovahyourself said...

7 I get u and Rach confused sometimes in my scrolling, so I do apologize for that comment bc I'm not sure if I just assume u r the same people. Please forgive?

Count, that's a wonderful explanation. Thank you. Having been completely sheltered my entire life, I find sex workers fascinating,if it's their "choice" (I.e. Not forced Into sex slavery)

Facts abt me: I'm mid30s, southern, and blonde. I do know some celebs as acquaintances but I could only call 2-3 actual friends and they are d- on the enty scale one with a name recognition.

I love reading abt the mafia and all things gossip. It's my vice.
Have a great night y'all!

sugar of lead said...

I have never commented on here before, but I want to say that because of certain posts, the Count immediately came across to me as a sexual deviant weirdo hiding in plain sight. Intelligent, yes, interesting, no.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, I respect you and your opinion, but there is no way I'm falling backwards into this crowd. Well, maybe into SOME of it

What the Sam Hill happened?? I go out for some beers and RoboCop and it gets all existentialist up in here??

OneGirlRevolution said...

Fuck. Does everyone have cabin fever or something?

@Count. Babe. I don't know whether to be flattered or skeeved.

@Ray #teamyoumightneedahobby

I am AndyCane.

@TexasRose. Nah...people usually all pick the same side.

@getovah...yeah. If VIP is ALM, then himmmm is RDJ (no to both)

Have I said how much I love the Kardashians? Especially Juce Brenner and Obray Ardashiankay.

#teamthefuckingteamhashtagsareannoyingasshit

OneGirlRevolution said...

And according to the helpful ad at the bottom of my screen, I am apparently infected. I don't know with what, and my time may be short (apparently whatever it is causes cartoonish red patches all over one's body). Please pray for me.

Anonymous said...

@auntliddy - this one seems to be a bit more clever (or conniving, depending on how you see it) than the others, though - for Christmas, he gave her a brand new Merc (I don't recall him being so generous in the past). I thought she had been dropping hints they were engaged as recent as a month ago ... looks like what Brett Rossi wants, Brett Rosie gets.

Anonymous said...

I've been internalising some really complicated things in my head ... oh, never mind.

Where is Bruce Jenner when you need him?

Hesperus said...

Wow, this is some dust-up. Did I enter the wrong cyber door or is this a gossip website? Rosie you know where you are, it's not the United Politically Correct Nations. It's a gossip site. Some you agree with, some you don't. No need to be rude.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Well... this sure made for an interesting way to start an unproductive morning at work. It was like watching an accident in slow motion

I'll just... ah... see myself out.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lola: probably best to cover all bases. Call me an optomist, but i'll take the fact there is confusion as a positive sign :)

H888FUL said...

Wow, this wasn't even about me but glad to know even when I'm not here, you're thinking about me!

Don't you people have enough to fight about without bringing me into this?

And just a little FYI, Seven or any of you who think you can "fight" me...your opinions DO NOT MATTER. I will always post here, and I will post things that you don't like! Some of it will be "racist" and there is absolutely nothing at all you can do about it.

PS- whatever you think of my opinions, the fact is that the Jews DO run Hollywood. It's not even up for discussion. They run the entire media, the finance industry and the banking industry. This is indisputable fact. You should be asking yourselves what is wrong with YOU that you are incapable of facing an unpleasant reality because you are so scared of someone calling you "hate-filled" or "racist".

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

People have no problem criticizing the Koran for it's "hate-filled" language, or for it legitimizing pedophilia, but nobody knows that the Jewish holy book, the Talmud, does the same thing. Here's a few relevant quotes (this is just the tip of the iceberg):

Sanhedrin 55b. A Jew may marry a three year old girl (specifically, three years "and a day" old).

Sanhedrin 54b. A Jew may have sex with a child as long as the child is less than nine years old.

Kethuboth 11b. "When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl it is nothing."

This might explain why pedophilia is so rampant in Jewish controlled Hollywood. Pretty much all of Hollywood can be explained by reading the Talmud or the Protocols. But since noticing things is now racist and one of the most grievous sins a "good person" can commit, this stuff is verboten and written off as "anti-Semitism".

Look, if you don't want to face up to reality, then that's on you. I don't hate you for it, although I think it's really, really sad.

As for non-whites, I don't really hate them, I just don't think they belong in white countries, just like whites don't belong in non-white lands. They are just as much victims of modernity as anyone else and while I pity them and their hardships, they are not the "white man's burden" nor should they be. I do believe in friendship and cooperation but that does not develop from forced integration and forced "multiculturalism". It has never worked before in history and it will not work this time, no matter how much you wish and hope, no matter how shrilly you condemn "crimethinkers", you will find out the hard way. Just remember you were warned!

A link:

http://rense.com/general21/bet.htm

Have a great day!

Seven of Eleven said...

Aren't you precious, 888?

No one's "fighting" you - ignorance can't be fought, it can only be illuminated. (And that's not a reference to the Illuminati, though it wouldn't surprise if you believed in that, too.)

But thanks for the warnings! I so appreciate that you have our backs!

You know what else didn't work in history? Nazism. Your leader killed himself. Oops.

Count Jerkula said...

888's only fight is with reality.

Slap-n-Tickle said...

I'm shocked to see everyone piling on Rosie, when it's the count poster who says such awful things on a daily basis. Sure, I scroll past, but you still get an eyeful. His commentary often ruins the fun of the comments section. It's sad and shocking to see everyone defend him.

Count Jerkula said...

@Slap n Tickle: Apparently I'm a likable person. Others you mentioned, not so much.

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