Friday, January 26, 2007
These latest revelations from Billy Joel do not seem that shocking. While most men dream of having a blowjob while watching television, Billy Joel liked them while playing the piano. And which one of us has not tried to commit suicide by drinking furniture polish? OK, he is a loon.
Trying to decide which comment goes best with the article about George Clooney and Pam Anderson.
#1 When George Clooney and Pam Anderson take dog walks together, I just want to be clear they are referring to actual dogs, and not George walking Pam. A little clarification would help.
#2 George Clooney has come full circle in his attempt to screw every woman in Hollywood. Next week it is back to Charlotte Rae aka Mrs. Garrett and any Facts of Life cast members he missed the first time through.