Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Sylvester Stallone's Hotel Room Raided By Australian Police

Sylvester Stallone and his entourage were detained trying to import a a type of steroid into Australia known as human growth hormone. What was routine turned into the outlandish when police turned up at Stallone's hotel and the members of his party started throwing items out the window. Yes, that is not suspicious at all. I am sure they were simply tossing water balloons on unsuspecting tourists. Sylvester Stallone faces up to 5 years in jail and a $110,000 fine if convicted of importing prohibited substances.

I think that instead of doing time he should be forced to watch all of his movies without interruption and explain to the world why the hell he made most of them. I also would pray to all that is holy that there was a prison talent show and he and a cross-dressing inmate could do a Sly and Dolly Parton duet from Rhinestone.

2 comments:

Virgo74 said...

This is the first time I have actually read the truth about what the hell is going on with homeboy!

I had read on one of those gossip blogs that he got detained for marijuana. What he is being charged with is serious, no doubt. It is rough when you are caught with drugs in another country. I am dying to see if he gets out this one.

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