Tuesday, March 13, 2007

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words--Somebody Save Katie



I don't care if these photos were taken out of sequence or what. They are scary and there is no way I would ever live in that house. Even Tom's cousin freaks me out. Katie looks like she is waiting to be rescued from a hostage situation.

31 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

But Suri is having a blast!

Anonymous said...

Anyone want to start laying odds on how long this charade will last????

wtf said...

I want to know what pissed GMD off?! If looks could kill.

Ent--When will the Andrew Morton book about GMD come out??

Anonymous said...

Word on conspiracy street is that Tom's cousin is the real baby-daddy.

Anonymous said...

I hate Tom Cruise, but I really hate Katie Holmes. I hope no one rescues her, really. She is no victim - she's just a stupid girl with very little talent who wanted to be in the papers every week. Without her sham marriage she would be a nobody who talks out of the side of their mouth (watch Dawson's reruns - it's infuriating!)I wish people would stop talking about Tom and Katie - they are so annoying!!

Am I the only one who finds it annoying that people listens to uneducated, slow-witted pieces of crap like the Cruises?

-Dominique

WTF said...

Whatev. I think we've had this wrong the whole time. Tom's trapped. Look at him. Katie looks completely in control. She just told him to STFU and watch the damn game. Tom's sulking and Suri finds this bit of daddy abuse hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Not much joy there.

Anonymous said...

These photographs are dead ringers for the famous photos of Princess Di and Prince Charles on their tour of Korea. Somethin's up.

Pinky said...

LOL - one look at Suri and all I could think of is Stewie from Family Guy.

Suri: Pssst - Uncle William, pssst, over here. Yeah, okay, so the thing is - if I hear the word 'amazing' one more time I'm going to have to kill 'mom.' So, here's the deal - you get me out of here, and I'll let you live when I implement my plan for world domination. Deal?

Hello Kitty said...

Doesn't it almost look like a scene out of Vanilla Sky??????

Anonymous said...

Suri looks really odd to me in these pics. Is her mental capacity up to par? she just seems too dazed or something... well, GMD probly drugs her and the mommy so...

Virgo74 said...

I think that the media has been cruel to these two when they talk about their daughter Suri. Look at Demi Moore's and Bruce Willis's oldest daughter, Rumer? Not all good looking folks make good looking kids! I think that they should just leave the baby alone!

Now, as far as Kate, she looks tired and drawn, which appears to be a usual look for her ever since she had the baby. I don't think Tom is keeping her ass hostage. I read in some article that in the year 2006 in shoes alone, Katie has spent $250k just at Barneys or whatever that upscale department store is that we are always catching her at. That does not hardly seem like someone being brainwashed and being drugged.

Anonymous said...

Anonmyous 10:18-- I was just coming to post that Suri looks like Tom's cousin more than him. There was a picture a couple of weeks ago of Katie and Suri and I thought it then, but seeing these with William right there, I would not be surprised at all to find out he is the daddy.

ambersumiko said...

Hahaha Is that guy in the picture Ian Somerhalder (his cousin?). I can't really tell from the angle. If it is, he's awesome!! He plays/played Ethan on 'LOST'.

Beth said...

Amber,

That IS Ethan from Lost, but the actor who plays him isn't Ian Somerhalder. It's William Mapother.

dreadpiratecuervo said...

Did she just tell him Chris Klein really is the baby-daddy?

Anonymous said...

I can't believe that pap caught me with my pants down. 2 million dollars? I could build a whole wing for katie at the scientology center for her denial studies.

amy said...

jeez, is 5 millions bucks and life in the closet worth that? yikes!

WTF said...

10:23 am--Get your own name!!

B :) said...

Katie is pissed she can't be part of Posh's reality project.

ftw? said...

2:29--Sorry. Didn't even notice that till now. Ooops!

Anonymous said...

For goodness sake - she's over 21 isn't she? She has a mind doesn't she?

If its really that bad, then surely she would have walked by now?!

Get a grip people

Anonymous said...

Anon 4:02 - Have you seen or read ANYTHING about Scientologists? I truly doubt it's as easy as up and walking out for her. They are some scary fucking people.

My guess is that he did the same as he did to Nicole - used the kids as leverage to keep her hostage to his demands. Because Nicole's kids sure as hell don't live with her anymore, mm? The only time we see them with her is in once-in-a-blue-moon staged paparazzi shots.

Anonymous said...

If I were the his kids, I'd ask him to stay away from my games if he was going to sit there looking like the face of death. I'm just sayin'....

Anonymous said...

"For goodness sake - she's over 21 isn't she? She has a mind doesn't she? "

Well, Anonymous, here's another retorical question: You do know that "brain washing" is just not some science fiction term, don't you?

"Brain washing" is an actual psychological technique and there is strong evidence that Scientology have been and are using it to control their members.

Here is the TIME scientology article from 1991 that caused the organization to sue the magazine for $416 million (they lost in court):

http://preview.tinyurl.com/2un9m2

And here is more information about Scientology:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/35phv7

Anonymous said...

What odds he completely loses it and winds up in jail or an institution of some kind?

Anonymous said...

They are at their son's basketball game. How exited would YOU look??

Anonymous said...

Well..at least the future SuriBot
looks happy.

Anonymous said...

omg you guys are so funny
brainwashing??
oh i am soooo scared of big bad cults like scientology...
they might kidnap me and re-program me. oh no!!
Great! have fun trying to pry the catholic outta my pre-programmed skull... i'd actually pay to see that!!!
Listen up people!
Y'all have to pay thousands of dollars for their stuff.
They won't give it up for free.
Does that really sound cultish?
"Here's my product. It costs $40,000. Do you want to buy it?" "Nope" "Please?" "Nope" "OK Bye". End of Story.
That's called marketing people... and everybody does it in the free world. So what are y'all scared of????????

ha! they couldn't do a worse number on me than those Catholic priests and nuns... a little brain cleansing and a free download of the program '100 years of guilt' now that's a cult.
I'm still trying to get the pope to pay for my therapy!
:)

Anonymous said...

Suri's father is a stagehand. He Worked Katie Holmes'last movie, and banged her for over a year. A bastard child would have ruined Katie's public image. Enter Tom Cruise, a closeted homosexual in need of a beard. They marry. Problems temporarily solved.

Question: Has Tom Cruise had a paternity test? What were the results?

Question: How long until the stagehand knocks Katie up again?

Anonymous said...

Do you think she is quietly whispering to Suri her plans to escape...