NY Daily News Blind Item
Which hip-hop playa likes to take his wedding ring off before hitting the N.Y. party circuit? The married mogul scored the number of a pretty blond editor last week.
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Dear Fat Boy Perez Hilton:
ReplyDeleteWell, well, well, if it isn't my old friend Perez Hilton. How sweet it is! Since I was a Jackie Gleason fan when I was a kid and since you're now as fat as Jackie Gleason, I guess I can use his tag line. But I digress.
Let's review, shall we? Last time we corresponded, you were flush with the illusion of success. Paris "Herpes" Hilton was letting you hang with her, and you were making major dinero on your website. I, quite objectively and as a long time fan, objected to you sycophantic relationship with Parasite and carefully explained that you were destroying your credibility by, among other things, plugging her shit single as a "summer jam" and refusing to print any negative news about her. You responded, quite arrogantly, to the effect that you could care less what a fan had to say. Must have a bit too much of that Lohan cocaine up your nose, sport. You were feeling your oats and not at all bashful about it.
And how times have changed in a year's time. Parasite Hilton's "summer jam" never hit the charts, and crashed like an anchor thrown to the bottom of the ocean. Revealed to be a herpeatic hooker and drunk, she's now in the slam for her arrogance and her career will hopefully crash and burn. I've noticed that you've very timidly changed your possession regarding the Herpeatic Heiress, but - too little, too late. As I warned, the reckoning is at hand. Your belly has swollen like that of a beached whale, making it impossible for you to make any really important new connections since no one wants to be seen in public with a beached whale like you.
Now comes X17 suing you for theft (and as an expert on the fair use doctrine, I know your defense is a loser). Then, oh boy, your web host plugs the plug and you're forced to go on minimal standby service while your consultants search for another host stupid enough to work with you and become a litigation target. My bet is that you'll not find it, but it will be fun watching you struggle without a real host. Meanwhile, you can't host comments, so those inflated audience numbers due to idiots repeatedly posting on your site during the day have shrunk faster than a homosexual's hard cock after he saw you naked. When your advertisers find out about that - and they will; you've made a LOT of powerful enemies and I've already seen their emails to your advertisers - your cash flow is going to go down for the count, and right about the time those heavy litigation bills come your way. Here's betting that X-17 doesn't settle for you. The know their case is airtight, and they tell me they want to bankrupt you.
So here's the hot tip. Dump your Perez Hilton stock to any sucker stupid enough to buy it. This time next year, you'll be out of business and back on the pipe.
Buh Bye, Fat Boy Perez.
Um, wrong site?
ReplyDeleteplease go away anonymous, we dont care about perez's problems.
ReplyDeleteummm...Did I open the wrong door?
ReplyDeleteI thought this was Ent's place
"so those inflated audience numbers due to idiots repeatedly posting on your site during the day have shrunk faster than a homosexual's hard cock after he saw you naked."
ReplyDeleteYeah, but its completely worth it for that diss alone.
I really feel bad for Perez. In a way. Well...I really kind of don't.
Now I'm hungry.
ReplyDeleteWOw...this is what I wake up to on Sunday morning....CHEERS!!!!LOVE IT!!!!he is going down faster than Paris for a gram!lol...love that youre here with us on sundays ent...love ya! AC
ReplyDeleteWow...when I saw there were 7 comments I was all ready to see things like "Puff Daddy Diddy Danity What is His Name Today " and "It must be Lohan!" and some off the wall guesses for the blind item. Good morning to me!
ReplyDeletethere are not that many hip hop moguls that are married but i will have to go with master p
ReplyDeleteSo, Ent...are you just quietly advertising what you emailed to Mario? You really needn't do that as your enitre fanbase feels the same way...
ReplyDeleteNow get to the good stuff. ;o)
mel
" and her career will hopefully crash and burn"
ReplyDeleteOh I wish but no it won't.
See I dont like him as much as the next guy...but dang!I mean we all know x-17 did the whole "im suing you nah nah na na na" because perez took their "audience" he was making more $$ and it hurts like a bitch when you see the ho next to you is making $25 for head when youre only making $15...so you see I hope his fat ass actually gets away with it. I mean they are only pics..I understand someone had the "job" to stand outside the ivy all day to get it but isnt it weird how they didnt care he was "stealing" their pics until he was getting bigger #s than them. ENVY IS A GREEN FAT JEAOLUS BITCH!AK
ReplyDeleteoops jealous
ReplyDeleteDamon Dash
ReplyDeletehell, I'll go down my block 7 houses on laurel avenue and camp out with the paps there and give you the pictures for free! still don't know what they are doing there. anyhow, come and watch the circus, on laurel between willoughby and romaine. yah hooo!
ReplyDeletewhat happened to the guesses? if i wanted perez drama, i'd read his site jeez.....
ReplyDeletedammit we don't care about fatboy, we want some proof that DS really is ZX.
ReplyDeletePlease don't feed the trolls.
ReplyDeleteCan we get the ph & zx spam removed and get back to idle speculation about the private liives of married rappers????
I like that troll. Perez and Paris are getting drop-kicked by karma.
ReplyDeleteDamon Dash is the whore-hopping married hip hop mogul.
Fat Boy Perez is the whore-hopping married hip hop mogul?
ReplyDeleteHey anonymous 10:00- they might be only pics to you, but if someone puts in the work for something and then it gets stolen, you'd sue too! Whether its a computer program, jewelry design, or a cure for cancer- if it was your creation and it got ripped off, you'd be pissed too.
ReplyDeleteAMS
Bravo bravo. Ive had a mild dislike of fat boy p since i sent him something and he claimed it as his own. loser. and i agree 100% that he and his herpes infested friend are getting kicked in the face by karma. Anyone can be up one day and down the next... looks like his fat head got so swollen that he forgot that.
ReplyDeleteWoooooo-Who!!!!!! LOVE IT! I haven't been to Perez's site since I found this one. Down with Perez!
ReplyDeletePerez is as white trash as his name sake and deserves every bit of crap coming his way. Karma sometimes takes awhile, but it always comes full circle.
ReplyDeleteLOL I don't know any hip hop moguls at all past Diddy....no help at all for this BI.
i like perez's commentary, but he's an idiot. i'm ready for him to go away now.
ReplyDeletetmz is better, x17 gets the best pictures.
Perez can suck it! Karma's almost as much of a bitch as I am.
ReplyDeleteSorry, no guess for the BI -- just hitching a ride on the Schadenfreude Express...
Ok, you all are among the brightest group of readers and im really surprised that no one has mentioned this yet. Ive written this below the pic of Britney and Jayden but i HAVE to leave it here for you guys as well. Im 99% sure that JJ has FAS and im not trying to be mean and i sincerely hope that im wrong. I got this from Dlisted, go there to see what various people who claim to work with children with FAS are saying and confirming based on the features that JJ is exhibiting in common with the features of FAS.
ReplyDeleteJust check out http://www.aafp.org/afp/20050715/279.html this site shows photos of facial characteristics of FAS then you can realise the possible truth
PLEASE COMPARE THE PICTURE ON THE FAS SITE WITH THIS PIC OF JJ AND TELL WHAT YOU THINK. THE FIGURE ON THE FAS SITE IS A YOUNG MALE CHILD. ENT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THIS MAKES ME VERY SAD. I WAS REALLY ROOTING FOR BRITNEY.
God bless this beautiful child.
Appearantly, the pic of JJ and Britney below is from some Australian womens mag and was on the last page of the magazine... strange considering this is first published up close pic of her with him. NO Britney the joke is not on us... we smell what youre hiding and its not pretty. If this poor kid has FAS her career is over for good once the public figures this out.
ReplyDelete10:42 PM;
ReplyDeleteIt look as if Britney has FAS
ll cool j
ReplyDeleteI wrote this down below, but I wanted to bring it up here and add to it:
ReplyDeleteI think Clooney might be the source for the Ted C blind. Remember the dustup last week? "Angie doesn't like George"...Remember how he released (he denied it, but I don't put it past him) the video of that director screaming at Lily Tomlin?
Payback can be a bitch.
Plus, from the Chicago Sun-Times:
ReplyDeleteWe all know Angelina Jolie is a great international humanitarian, but a recent call from a source close to the actress has revealed some less-than-flattering details about her. For example:
• Jolie's reaction to the news Jane Pitt -- Brad's mother -- had spent Father's Day with Jennifer Aniston at Jen's home in Malibu, Calif.
''She immediately grabbed her cell phone, called Brad and read him the riot act. ... She was mad as hell, screaming, 'What the hell was she thinking -- did she do this just to embarrass me?' "
• The source observes Jolie ''is a tough boss, someone who has to be totally in control.''
The actress repeatedly grills her assistants -- ''always asking questions, even about the most minute details like the name and background details for limo drivers or maids cleaning her hotel suites. Of course, you can understand her concerns about security -- especially for her kids -- but it's clear she doesn't really trust people close [to her] to do that for her ... constantly second-guessing the people who work for her."
''Another weird request ... She demands menus for three days in advance for her lunch choices.''
• As for that statement Jolie's lawyer released -- blaming himself for imposing all those restrictive press controls on reporters interviewing the actress for ''A Mighty Heart,'' my source says that ''was total bull---t!'' -- claiming Jolie was observed specifically going over a media list ''OKing some and crossing out the names of outlets or reporters she didn't like or want to talk to.''
Now, who is THIS close to her, has an ax to grind, and didn't have to sign a confidentially agreement?
*confidentiality
ReplyDelete''Another weird request ... She demands menus for three days in advance for her lunch choices.''
ReplyDeleteOMG a woman actually interested in what food she ingests...
wow...
the nerve of her!!!
and to think she is paying their salary, and also wants to know what she will be fed!!!!
I AM NOT AN ANGIE FAN BUT JESUS H CHRIST...
i dont know any female that would be all chill and comfy with my husband's mother traveling to his ex's house...
IN MALIBU,
IN FULL VIEW OF THE PAPS KNOWINGLY!!!
KNOWINGLY STAGING A 'PEOPLE MAGAZINE' COVER STORY...
those chicago writers are grasping at straws...
how insane that they think that is news...
11:03 Agreed, Britney appears to be a FAS child/adult and her children obviously as well. Lots of people Britney's age were never diagnosed but her features and behavior really fit. Drug use & FAS adults are a wicked combo. Sadly, I expect more CRAZY.
ReplyDeleteWow Brandy Navarre drosting again about Perez. (Drosting = Drugged and drunken posting.)
ReplyDeleteRev Run??????
ReplyDelete1:00 AM , I agree most of it is pretty lame, but the point is, a "source" obviously in a position to know called the paper to tell them these things. The "source" is directly quoted. Someone is out to get her, and it's probably the same person who gave Ted C his information.
ReplyDeleteThis is a lame BI. Take a poll, I am quite sure he is one of many men that do this. Or better yet, many don''t even bother taking it off. BOORRRIINNGG. Slow gossip day huh? This is like a quota BI. Had to have something, this was the best they could do.
ReplyDeleteAbout the FAS, here is a photo of Jayden (I don't know how recent) I think it is him and not Sean P.
ReplyDeletehttp://e.egoisci.pl/eg1619/00374f8300167c69453e6e82
Again about FAS, here's a pretty clear picture of Jayden's ear from the side
ReplyDeletehttp://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrity_gallery/image_full/6319/
8:25 -- That picture is not of Jayden -- that is Sean P. That photo was taken when she announced her second pregnancy on Letterman.
ReplyDeleteMeredith, you are right, it is Sean P. I did notice that the baby had an upper lip in that photo, but what is up with Sean P's eyes?
ReplyDeleteWhat is w/all the posting in comments about JJ having FAS - one thing to 'pick' on the celebs but I do think you should leave the kids out of it - especially since I'm willing to be you arent a doctor who has personally examined the child.
ReplyDelete8:58 - no one is "picking" on JJ... if he has a serious problem because of his mother's bad behavior she should be held accountable and lose custody of the kids. Obviously no one has examined the child personally. If Britney was not out ALL THE TIME, no one would be commenting about them at all...she calls the attention to herself, partying up a storm and puking at clubs. She should not have partial custody until she cleans up her act. If anything, people are concerned for the welfare of JJ.
ReplyDeleteDAMON DASH
ReplyDeleteDamon Dash sounds about right. He's a NY dude, so when he goes clubbing he slips the ring off. And he's known to indulge in the video hos, (cough), I mean "models."
ReplyDeleteWhoever posted that Perez rant, you can write your ass off.
Peace
Tracee
Good lord, that kid DOES look like he has FAS, all the features seem to be there.
ReplyDeleteBritney is trash. :(