Random Photos Part One
I'm sure it's just because the water was cold.
Brandon Davis gets kicked out of another club.
I could make a joke about how the only thing missing is some booze and coke, but that would be really low and frankly I prefer to observe that all of Ali Lohan's friends look their age while Ali looks to be about 20.
I don't think Maddox is used to affection or moms who go to Universal Studios in f**k me boots and a dress.
Speaking of f**k me boots, what the hell is going on with Nic Cage's shoes?
Didn't bring a match huh?
Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling.
In case you were curious about who Mr. Gay Europe and the first runner up were.
I would be smiling too Ellen. Not if you were there of course. Just if it were Portia, myself and some KFC. Nice to see the matching hair btw.
They need to change the name to Port-O-Stench.
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Take that Kanye! Dang, I am white huh?
Ugh! Ent, you have to give warning that the first pic we're about to see is one of the Hoff with his shirt off...10 years after baywatch is off the air.
ReplyDeleteMy eyes are bleeding! What am I supposed to do for the rest of the day?! Get someone to read all the juicy goss to me?
Portia and Ellen are Raggedy Ann and Andy who just joined the witness protection program and dyed their hair blonde. Cute couple though.
Since these are random photos, here's a random comment...how did I not know that Matthew McConaughey and Adrien Brody are in 1994 Disney movie "Angels in the Outfield?" Not really speaking parts of course, but they're still pretty...Brody in that village idiot/pianist/manorexic kind of way of course. And yes, I am watching TV with my children. However, this could be useful when playing Six Degrees...
ReplyDeleteThat first picture was Hoff? I thought it was Ryan O'Neal. Hoff is even worse off than I had thought!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was really hot down there in CA - what's up with black boots in August?
ReplyDeleteJ, you need those in L.A., to wade through all the bullshit.
ReplyDeleteSuede boots in August??
ReplyDeleteLOL Twisted Sister - I think there's bullshit no matter where you are. :)
ReplyDeleteyummmmmmmmmmm - nothin like a bit o' bubbly in the portopotty
ReplyDeleteAnd what the hell is up with Nic Cage's hair. He should just shave it off.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Ali Lohan looks a hell of a lot older than 13. And sorry to be gross, but why is she sitting with her legs wide open?...Wait, don't answer that.
In another pic on CDaN of her in a bikini I swear it looked like she'd had a brazilian. That's just wrong...
LOL - I thought the first picture was Robin Williams :)
ReplyDeletei love it that Portia and Ellen are still together. I hope they're as happy as they seem to be. They're looking more and more alike, that's for sure.
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