Monday, November 12, 2007

Lainey Blind Item

She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open.

In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside.

It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body.

Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”.

Seriously.

She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back.

Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him.

It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word.

39 comments:

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Oh please. I wouldn't last a week in Hollywood.

Brenda22 said...

No idea. Sharon Stone? Ashley Judd?
What is significant about the head?

TomTyler said...

Julia Roberts? I can't tell if this is one blind item or several, because the writing is as bad as Ted Casablanca.

Trix said...

Nicole Kidman?

TomTyler said...

Kidman and Roberts definitely work for women with riddles in their past.

Unfunny douche, Ben Stiller?

princess pea said...

This just screams Ashley Judd, who is currently filming in Vancouver. As to the Unfunny Douche, wasn't the consensus Mike Meyers? Of course, I could be wrong about both.

Brenda22 said...

Yeah, the unfunny douche was Mike Meyers ( on the set of the Love Guru or whatever its called).
But A. Judd seems so nice. She does all this charity stuff. Hard to believe she'd be such a bitch...but nothing surprises me about Hollywood anymore.

captivagrl said...

ashley judd, mike myers

ehinckle02 said...

brenda22... I forgot where the article came from, but a man who did charity work in Africa with Ashley Judd painted a very different picture of her. I think someone on the messageboard found it

parissucksliterally said...

brenda22, Ashley Judd is NOT NICE. She is a MAJOR fucking BITCH. Just because she does charity work, doesn't make her a nice person to be around. I worked for one of her make-up artists for years, and this woman is MEAN.

Carla said...

ooooh ashley. good guess! she was definitely in therapy and spending time with her hubby.

Carla said...

parissucksliterally - had heard the same about aj but only through the grapevine. wow - must've been a hellish experience ...

Reese said...

http://p068.ezboard.com/fcrazydaysandnightsfrm10.showMessage?topicID=36.topic

Brenda22 - I found the bit about Ashley Judd on a humanitarian blog about a year ago (and had no idea how much mileage I'd be getting out of it), written by one of the people who went on the South African Youth AIDS trip with her. Ashley is not nice, she is not bright, and she is not charitable, selfless, or giving. Read it and weep.

Irishstayc said...

That first paragraph sealed it for me - I think it's definitely Ashley Judd. and Lainey's pretty much screamed from the rooftops that the Unfunny Douche was mike meyers. Awesome looks like a lot of us got this one - thanks ent for publishing Laney's blinds! ~Stacey

ehinckle02 said...

Reese.. thanks for finding that article... I always liked Ashley Judd, but after hearing how mean she is I plan on boycotting her movies!

d said...

Do you read this blind as referencing three separate stars?

1. rented house walking around naked female

2. "Yet another star", Mute Stones, also female.

3. Unfunny Douche (Mike Myers)

I'm dying to know who actually hands out Mute Stones, that's is hysterical.

Brenda22 said...

Thanks everyone. I read the article and I am appalled. I don't think I can ever watch her in anything and not be reminded of what a bitch she is.

kellysirkus said...

at first I was thinking crazy Britney Murphy, but from everything I hear she is really sweet.

I also thought of Nicole Kidman and Pam Anderson

But I've been sold on the Ashley Judd guess.
She went to "rehab" to deal with her co-dependency and boundaries issues. This sounds like some therapy-based practice she learned and maybe has taken a bit too far.

I honestly think it is impossible to "rehab" a celeb. they simply cannot get over themselves.

Dee said...

D, I think 1 and 2 are the same actress

Moonmaid said...

"Mute stones", lol. Fucking hilarious! I'd like to try that at my job. I'd probably get fired, but it might be worth it!

mngddess said...

I'm just imagining where Jax would shove the "mute stone" LMAO

Probably the same place I would.

Cyn - gotta know who this actrees is - but every one I think of is married - Ashley Judd seems PERFECT. She thinks verrrry highly of herself.

And Reece - ow could you say she's not smart? She speaks FRENCH, after all...

jax said...

LMAO..totally.

i hope its not judd..i always found ehr sweet but who knows..Reese Witherspoon pulls the sweet 'southern girl' crap too.

Twisted Sister said...

I don't think I've ever read anything bad about Reese, though. Anyone who takes time out to write thank you notes to the companies giving the goodies in the gift bags at the Oscars, really does have manners.

kellysirkus said...

Jax, I highly doubt any of them are actually "sweet" in real life. it takes a certain type of person to make it to A+ in this biz.

Hez said...

My friend is working on the Ashley Judd movie. If it's her, I'll confirm and let you guys know.

SC said...

Hez, ask your friend for some gossip on her co-star Goran Visnjic, will you? Pleeease???

Sinji said...

I thought of Sienna. She has been very quiet of late and its well know she likes to strut around naked .....
and Lainey doesn't think much of her.

Connie said...

A.Judd just seems like such a self-centered nutjob to me,I can see her handing out "Mute stones"

What a maroon!

k said...

The EZ board article about Ashley Judd had such an obvious political agenda, that I don't believe a word of it.

k

Kelli said...

Ashley Judd did a broadway play here in NY a while back. I remember on opening night people were outside waiting for autographs, and the paparazzi tried to take her pic and she went nuts on them. She was very nasty to everyone, fans included and said she was refusing to sign autographs. She sounds like a loose cannon.

Jewels said...

If ANYONE handed me a 'mute stone', I'd gladly throw it at the back of their head as they walked away... Mute stone... Psh!

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GammaGirl said...

Just when I was starting to forget that Ashely Judd is one selfish, crazy bitch! The YouthAIDS debacle was bad enough, but now she making people use a FUCKING "MUTE STONE"??
Sidenote: Laniey is AWESOME for posting this!

trixalicious said...

Lainey says it's not Julia or Sharon Stone.

Julia was the only person other than Ashley Judd I even considered. I really like our AJ guess.

Hez said...

Okay, my friend who has been working with Ashley Judd says unequivocally this is not her:

"the stone thing I have never heard about and the nude business is not her brand of crazy."

Goran is apparently gorgeous, very polite and smolderingly handsome. A bit of a flirt, which might explain why he's had a few problems with fidelity in the past.

But we can totally rule out Ashley Judd for this BI - if it was her, my friend would have had all the details and would have happily shared them with me.

SC said...

Awesome work Hez.

About Goran -yes, I'm sad- anything about his (supposedly estranged) wife and (supposedly questionably-adopted) son? Or his current actress squeeze?

Hez said...

I'll find out what I can because I'm seeing her for a drink tonight. She's not going to be working on the movie much longer, so I think she's eager to dish.

mockarena said...

This is without a doubt Ashley Judd. Whoever's friend is working with her just hasn't gotten a taste of this side of her yet. It's her. For sure. For more on why Ashley is so easy to hate see the whole I Hate Ashley Judd series at www.themockdock.com.

mockarena said...

And another thing. For those people who won't believe an article just because it's written by a republican, wake up. The content of the article is true regardless of what political views the author holds. She's a raving bitch, and he provides ample evidence to prove it.