Thursday, December 06, 2007

Today's Blind Items

Going to do things a little in reverse today. Blogger is being its normal error prone self and not uploading photos, so Blind Items comes first.

#1 This C list film actress/dancer hanger on and this B list film actress who thinks really highly of herself spent much of a recent party openly passing joints to each other and downing shots. Although it was a party, it was not really that kind of party. After causing numerous disruptions throughout the night which included talking louder than everyone else combined, publicly stripping out of everything but their dresses, flashing whoever wanted to see, and many who didn't, the pair were escorted out, and have been banned from any other parties thrown by this PR Company. Of course this will only last until one of them becomes A list or starts sleeping with one. They will sleep with anyone, so it is a matter of time before they get lucky.

#2 B list television actor known for being a jackass here and in other places has a new game. He hits on women almost constantly and can't remember their names or phone numbers or who is who and where he met them. What he does is arrange for all of them is to schedule a lunch for 1pm three days a week. If any of them show up, he buys them lunch. One or more. He then takes whoever wants to go, back to his place for some afternoon fun. At least once a week he gets busy though and fails to show up at the restaurant. Since he doesn't remember their names or numbers and could care less if he stands them up, they are often left waiting, sometimes a small group of them. The restaurant is perfectly aware of who they are waiting for, and will often all our actor's assistant to find out if he is in fact going to be at lunch. If he isn't coming the staff will send them home.

44 comments:

DNfromMN said...

#1 - actress/dancer?! huh? no clue

#2 - Piv's.

Trix said...

Yeah I'm stumped...actress/dancer...

Cali Girl said...

1 - Carmen Electra?

jax said...

1- not sure
2- Pivert for sure..he is the orig jackass here.

jbeebs said...

I'm thinking Carmen Electra for actress/dancer?

Ted said...

Dancer - actress could be Sabrina from the Cheetah girls - dancing wit the Stars

The Oklahoma Hippy said...

Piven, fo sho.

jax said...

is there any C-listers on Dancing with the Stars?

What about Jessica Simpson..she did PCD.

Blist who thinks really oh herself...hm. can't be too big a name otherwise who would kick them out?

Heather said...

#1: Claire Danes - C list dancer hanger-on, Eva Mendes - B list actress who thinks highly of herself

jax said...

ok...but can you reallly reallly see Claire and Eva acting like complete whores? I think both have much more class that that.I can't but that is a good guess.

Marisa said...

#1 Kate Hudson -- "dancer hanger-on" - hello almost famous - she was a band-aid/groupy.

#2 Eva Mendez

They were out together in New York this week at the new Dolce & Gabbana opening on Madison.

jax said...

Ya i'm still stuck on the "They will sleep with anyone, so it is a matter of time before they get lucky."

Can't see it.

I did find a cool link that lists all celebs in tv/movie/sports and their ranking a list etc.

http://www.starvsstar.com/starcenter/starcards.php

jax said...

marisa..not to discount your guess but is Kate Hudson C list?

Jolara said...

Could #2's "jackass" mention be ~cringe~ Steve-O? or that other guy (can't think of his name)who does those shows with him????

Jolara said...

the "C" list actress/dancer-could it have been someone from DWTS?

Dijea said...

#1 the first name that came to mind was Elizabeth Berkley. but is she even considered C-list? & I have no clue who the other would be.

#2 YUCK

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Marisa said...

jax- i'm not sure if Kate Hudson fits as C list, or is above that-- what I do know is that Ent's A/B/C-list qualifications confuse the hell out of me...

GammaGirl said...

1. I don't think Kate Hudson is c list,but its an interesting guess. I'm kinda stumped on this one because I can't see Claire Danes and Eva acting like whores.
My guess is Jenna Dewan and Stacey Kiebler.

2.Reeks of Piven. GROSS.

kevin said...

Whoever the first 2 are, sounds like a fun time!

MelCon said...

#1. Neve Campbell and Mary Kate Olsen. Neve did that dance movie and Mary Kate thinks "highly" of herself aka she was just on Weeds. They were recently at some event together, the picture was everywhere...

captivagrl said...

b lister smoking pot and thinking highly of herself could be kirsten dunst..kinda slutty

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I can't see a PR company banning uber-rich Olsen twin from anything.

some said...

Ent needs to start labeling the people in his random photo posts as a-list, b-list, etc. then we would have a better frame of reference which would allow us to more accurately guess who is the c-list crack whore and who is a b-list general skank. it doesn't seem fair to falsely label one as being the other.

DNfromMN said...

some, that's a great idea!!

jax said...

im gonna email Enty my link and see if he can agree to those rankings..at least we will have an idea..let you bitches know.

captivagrl said...

i like the Neve guess but i can't see Mary Kate flashing or getting banned. she doesn't fit for needing to sleep with an "A" lister. to a PR company she's an "A" list party girl.

Kory said...

My beloved Jeremy Piven is a pig?

What gets me is these dumbass women who would let themselves be treated like that. These dumb skanks are pathetic. You don't mind sitting there with other whores? This town is so disgusting.

Anywho, Jeremy is a whore too, if this is true. JEREMY (yes, I'll yelling at you), don't you think that you should at least try to be a nice Jewish boy?

Twisted Sister said...

I'm sorry, Kory, but yes. Piven is not only a pig, but a jackass.

HOWEVER, he is also the uncle of Pearl, the beloved Landlord in the short video with Will Ferrell, so at least he has some great relatives.

kellysirkus said...

JAX - that's a great idea. He can just somehow hint that he "approves" or concurs with that list, that would be very helpful. Thanks

jax said...

I would marry Ari Gold in a heartbeat...the Pivert not so much.
he seems like a coked out attention whore who goes around banging anything in a skirt to make himself feel like a big man.

small man syndrome.

jax said...

ok kiddies..Enty replied that yes he would agree with the link i posted above BUT we need to look at his rankings for A-D list tv rankings he posted awhile back, that would be the only diffenrece to him.

yourrr fuckin welcome!
lol.

here is the link again.
http://www.starvsstar.com/starcenter/starcards.php

jax said...

ok found it.
its under the label 'A-D list"
i'm not going to repost it cuz that's annoying.

god i need a life.

Twisted Sister said...

"yourrr fuckin welcome!"


Oh, fuckin thank you!!!!! lol....

kellysirkus said...

JAX - are you kidding me? Ent agreed to allow a list with Eva LongHo on the A list ?????????
shit!
if you took Eva and Parasite of the A, I'd feel better.
OK I better check his TV list to clarify.

oh, and BTW, Thanks!!! You gotta' life Jax

RandomRamblings said...

1. Carmen Electra (dancer/actress) and Jenny McCarthy (actress). After filming Dirty Love, those two became BFFs and haven't stopped partying since. Carmen Electra went on record on how much she loves marijuana.

2. No clue but I'm not getting a Jeremy Piven vibe. I'm thinking someone like David Spade.

nursekelly said...

I am not new to this site, but new to blogging here---I enjoy all the repartee here--------anyhoo
#1 carmen elektra/jenny

#2 jonny knoxville, anyone?

George said...

2) Braff

Bryn said...

Sorry, but I can't put much stock in that listing website. Paris Hilton and George Michael A list?? Marcia Cross C list - same level as Rumer Willis??? In what universe? I'll stick with Ent's definitions.

sarah said...

Alot of these guesses are from television, and he specifically said film actress for both. Also, what's with the "dancer" tag attached to Kate Hudson or Claire Danes? Neither are.

Johny Knoxville isn't B list. More like C.

jax said...

bryn- if you reread my post you will see that El doesnt so much agree with the tv list and we shoudl refer to his labeled under A-D list.

Eve said...

No way is it Jenny McCarthy. She's very solidly with Jim Carrey and devoted to her son. Also no way it's Neve Campbell, for reasons of other blind item associations.

I'm going with a DWTS hosebag as one of the pair from #1 and the Pivert for #2 (although I like the Zach Braff guess!)

whitedragon said...

#1 Elizabeth Berkeley for actress/dancer, but I don't know if I would call her C list
#2 Zach Braff

mbrand said...

#1- Jenna Dewan of "Step Up"? used to be friends with Timberlake.