Today's Blind Items
#1 This first one is easy enough to to understand when you hear it, but is difficult to write down and keep identities somewhat secret. It involves three people. Two women and one man. (W1, W2, M) Our man is a singer. He hasn't really done anything else except for singing. Oh, there was one little television thing, maybe two. But singing his how he got started. W1 is the girlfriend of our man. W2 is not a tax form, but I guarantee you she knows how much you make or what you have been in before she agrees to go out with you. Television hostess, and all around gold digger. Turns out W2 decided she was going to try and get some M because she is so publicity hungry and knows that her romance with M would be really big news. She has been trying for weeks and weeks. When she smells fame she will do anything to get noticed. Our man wasn't interested, and told W1 of what W2 was up to, and all the flirting, touching and clear looks at W2's upper half. How W2 always seemed to be getting in, or out of her clothes when she would invited M to her dressing room. W1 who has been known to swing on both sides of the fence, told M to invite W2 back to their place and maybe W2 would be up for some fun with W1 and M. Our man agreed, but only with hesitation. Turns out he is pretty basic. W2 comes over and is actually open to the idea, but will only do it if M will be seen with her in public for a month so it looks like they could be dating. W1 agreed because she wanted some of W2 and is always up for kink, but what did M say? So far, no happy new couple photos, but the week is young.
#2 This old man still has it. Charmed the hell out of a porn star and took her home.
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2 is jack nickelson
Yeah, totally Jack Nicholson for #2. Who else?
No clue about #1.
Could W2 be Maria Menounos?
I'm hoping #2 is Ent, and we are supposed to guess which porn star...
For some reason #1 says Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo to me.
I'm with badchick on this. Nick & Vanessa definitely fit the bill & Nick doe seem pretty basic.
#2 is probably Jack.
From last Friday's blind items:
#2 This lead singer from one of the greatest bands of all time has always been known as a ladies man. He was, but no longer. Now he much prefers the company of men. As in, never goes out with women anymore despite what he publicly professes.
After reading the comments and a few people guessing Mick, I did a little research and found this from Blender Magazine, Sept 2006 issue, page 64, Ask Blender.
Q) I keep hearing a rumor that Mick Jagger and David Bowie once had an affair. For real?
A) It might be true. The rumor first exploded in public in May 1990, when Bowie's ex-wife Angela appeared on the Joan Rivers Show, shortly after the expiration of a 10-year gag order she'd been issued as part of the couple's divorce. Free to dish with abandon, the former Mrs. Bowie served up the steamy story of the night she arrived home in London from a trip to New York only to find her (admittedly bisexual) husband in bed with the Rolling Stones frontman, whose supposed bi-curiosity had been whispered about for years. When Howard Stern, another guest on River's show that day, asked if they'd had their clothes off, Angela replied, "They certainly did!"
The story was everywhere, Jagger dismissed it as "rubbish," and David Bowie's attorney called it an "absolute fabrication." Angela Bowie backpedaled a week later, telling Geraldo Rivera that all she'd seen was "two people sleeping in my bed" and "it doesn't necessarily mean that it's some sort of affair." But her 1993 memoir just added more fuel to the fire. "I really don't like the automatic assumption that if two men are found in bed together, something sexual must be happening," she wrote; but "when I walked into that room...I felt absolutely dead certain that they'd been screwing."
Don't know if this is the answer to the blind, just found it interesting and decided to share.
there is NO way in hell Vanessa ManillaFolders would agree to let Nick be seen out with another woman. She might be into the kink, but she is very competitive and controlling over her conquest.
Screamed Nick and Van to me too.
Then there's a pic of Jack. I don't care how old that guys is...I still like him.
nick and vanessa meet the bland and bisexual parts of the blind (vanessa and her knife evening with LiLo), but they're too well known as a couple. Seriously, it'd be a "huge" deal if they broke up for a month or two. And really, Vanessa sounds like W2 more than W1.
I thought of N & V too, but although she would have to be W1, to me she seems like a W2 type chick.
Is Vanessa that hungry for some same-sex action that she would let another woman go around with Nick for a month while she stays home and everyone thinks they've broken up?
Jack and Jenna Jameson, she was at his premiere.
Maybe Michael Bolten and Nicolette Sheriden for #1
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Hey ENTY looks like you might still have a shot at the $5,000. Hope the secretary didn't rush out and buy her kids a Wii
I really think Pam and Rick would do just about ANYTHING for publicity. LOSERS!!!!!!
dnfrommn - I agree with you that Vanessa seems like W2, but MM has such a bad rep, that it just seemed plain as day, to me. But I'm big enough to know that I could be way off base. ;)
#2 Sounds like Jack, and probably Jenna, but isn't Jack a lil lacking these days. Isn't there a blind about him spanking hot young girls cos there is a problem in his pants, and that's about all he can do? Hope so for him, cos Tito Ortiz is a big mofo. However, I am sure when you are in a relationship with a porn star, it is pretty open. Good work Jack, you bagged a skinny duck.
1-How about Emily Blunt and Michael Buble?
persephone - that's an interesting guess
What about Joey Fatone? Did he do some hosting on DWTS after his run as a contestant? Isn't there a female host on there (or was there a female host contestant)?
Maybe there's another DWTS possibility for the man?
anybody in for John Mayer and Minka Whatsit for #1? They're on the blog further down in a nice big photo...
skittle, Joey has been in a few movies though. Big Fat Greek Wedding and the movie he produced with Lance (On the Line). That and he's married, not a girlfriend. (I always had a crush on Joey. :)
I agree that W2 is Maria Menounous. Who would she be after, though?
1. I think Maris Menuous is W2. Didn't she break up Cash and Jessica Alba a few months ago?
Nick Lachey and Maria are BOTH working on "Clash of the Choirs" so that would explain the dressing room comment.
Vanessa seems like a freak so who knows what she would be willing to do behind closed doors.
2. Is this even blind?
I thought Maria menudo was in a realtionship with some big-shot producer. He got her the job on Access H'wood and all the other crap she's done.
I agree with the Maria Menous (sp??) guess.
DNFRMMN- me too..lol. I always loved how he introd himself as Joey Fatone, the Fat One in N*sync.
am loving Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manillo for #1, I mean come on "There was that one little television thing, maybe two" is clearly a tongue in cheek reference to newlyweds which made his life blow up, and the possibility that this new show might turn into something. And If some woman managed to step out with him as a new love interest, bogus or no, it would be huge news considering Nick and Vanessa seem to be on wedding watch every other week. Are there really dressing rooms (at this stage) on his new show? Wouldn't MM be scouting in her own hometown?
I'm going to try and do some digging.....but I like NL and VM
um, right, just figured out that she's simply hosting, and the show premieres tonight, so there would absolutely be dressing rooms. Oooooooo, cannot wait for the rumors to start on this one!
1. question - how did w2 get m to go into her dressing room? are they working on set together? did i miss something?
2. what is up with nicholson and the super skinny waifish lookin' ladies? jenna jameson is getting to look like the ex lara flynn boyle (without the platinum bob, silicone, botox, collagen and modified vajayjay)
buvez.rose, you left out the bleached ass.
twis - you left out hole
Cap, you're right. The bleached asshole. That's one bit of Hollywood dirt I'll NEVER forget.
Oh, ENTY, are you in mourning over the loss of your next wife?
You might need to show that Hayes dude a thing or two.
Condolences
twisted - what did I miss? Bleached asshole???? I knew about the other stuff, but what's up with the ***hole?
Do share!
Princess, there was some blind that was pretty obvious a while back about an aging actor with a very young gf, and the blind said he asked her to bleach her asshole to lighten it up - and she did.
Cap, is that the way it went and did we see it on Ted's site? Was it one of the Awful Truth blinds?
On another note, I'm really LMAO:
https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=37309174&postID=40948489767218316&isPopup=true#form
Thanks twisted.
BTW, I just checked out the link you provided. Hilarious. But did you notice the last two entries were from a justiMd, not justiNd? Imposter, or new ID?
I read it as just dim d. Just dim? LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! I stopped reading justind's posts, but it looks like he must have been a BITCH to someone AGAIN.
Yeah, he & Jax got into it over the Hugh Grant posting. Still, ya gotta laugh!
i didn't get the info from a BI. it was all the talk a few years ago. strippers/ porn star secrets or something. someone on oprah??? after that i remember certain stars being outed by the ones who do the bleaching (courtney cox was one i think)??? anyone else remember???
Princess, he's a prick. If everybody ignored the little fucker, maybe he would go away.
Cap, that's even better that we heard it from two different places. Yeah, I think Cox may have been another one, too.
I'm just waiting for him to start moaning and groaning now. That's his usual M.O. - come to the comments and be a bitch to everyone and then blame "the regulars" for attacking him. He's just a troll and there's a million other ones like him on the internet. So he's nothing special.
My first thoughts were Enrique Iglesias, Anna Kournikova and Maria Menounos..
Brendalove, you're soooooooooooo right. I don't know wtf is wrong with him, but it's obvious that something is because anybody who acts like a prick towards people and then gets upset when they respond in kind, is pretty fucked up.
Waiting for the waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh........
I've noticed a little pattern emerging on the comments...every time someone posts what seems to be an extremely good guess to a blind, the VERY NEXT comment is always "this comment has been deleted by the author" post...I'm starting to think this is Ent confirming the guess, then removing the post...thoughts?
Naah.
I like Lachey and Minillo for #1. I have no idea who the second woman would be. Mayer is a musician as well as a singer.
As far as the bisexual blind, the mick/bowie story is so old, and so related to the time in which it took place, when everyone involved had serious drug problems. Mick isn't gay.
Mainly because there's no freaking way L'wren would put up with that shit.
whoever justdimd is, it's pretty flattering.
for all that's been said about me taking the gossip too seriously just because i fucking have an opinion (god forbid!) about how it's being presented, turns out i was the loser with the free time to start new accounts and not even being particularly clever about any of it (i'm looking at the 50 year-old spinster retard called twisted sister here).
#1- timberlake and biel?
Nick Lachey had a small part on Charmed, so maybe that's the reference to "Oh, there was one little television thing, maybe two" comment.
Cyn
parissucks - that is an interesting guess worth looking at. Enrique did some guest spots on TV recently (daytime soap and How I Met Your Mother). Anna is a tennis player ("swings"). Not so sure she's known for being bi.
Now when would Enrique and Maria be in the dressing room together?
and re: justin - the old adage rings true, please don't feed the trolls, it regenerates them.
#2 Morgan Freeman
1. Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minillo, and Maria Menenous. Maria Menenous has been around the block and done practically anyone she could find to get ahead. Fits the bill perfectly.
2. Jack Nicholson.
Mim, I thought deleted posts were weird, too, until I noticed a few times that some posters were deleting their duplicate posts. I don't think it's anything more than that, really. Some people let theirs remain, while others delete one of them.
liveunderrock: Morgan Freeman is married, and really devoted to his wife. I doubt he'd sink to Jenna Jameson.
Jack is much more likely... and oddly looks like my own dad.
I wish I could be like justind. It takes a lot of guts and bravado to anonymously post a bunch of angry rants on a silly celebrity gossip board, and then pretend like you're badass for having done it.
It just makes you seem so tough to take trivial matters and blow them out of proportion, and then take them out on people who couldnt care less who you are and what you think about anything.
Even better is that he has the courage to do it online where no one can find him or see his face or know his name. To me, thats much braver than actually articulating the way you feel to people you really know, and whom you have to deal with and face in real life. This guy is just a big ole bucket full of nobility.
(Seriously dude, no one cares. We get it, you have 'tude. While some of the mindless peons here might be impressed with that, most of us arent. Its pretty pathetic to swagger around here like you're tough shit just because you like to be a bully. Most of us here are a lot better at it than you, we just choose to save our energy and wit for situations that have some bearing on our REAL LIVES.)
"Mindless peons"? Thank you very much. There's a whole lot of swagger going on by a lot of people, not just justind.
It is a bit hypocritical to give one's opinion on nearly every celebrity/event/who one lusts after, etc., etc., and then to tell another commenter that they have no right to comment and no one cares about their opinion and that they are a bully, when you turn around and act like a bully yourself. Grow up. Dude, if no one cares, like you, then why do you work up anger over an isolated commenter?
pst = justind
Jenna Jamison attended the premier of "the bucket" which Jack Nicholson stars in.
Whatever, anon! I am too old for this.
dnfrommn, I was being sarcastic because Morgan was in the photo lineup. I should have added a wink or something after my comment.
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