Wednesday, April 02, 2008

I Hate..


I really hate when celebrities start talking about their significant others. Whether it be how handy they are around the house or good they are in bed, it all comes off as insincere and usually spells the death knell for any relationship. Have I used knell in the blog before? I don't think so, but it is kind of a cool word. Reminds me of a science fiction film or something which I don't really like by the way.

Well, science fiction product Madonna is just all over everywhere because of her new album. Each and every year she becomes less human and more machine. I have read interviews with her in Elle and Vanity Fair and it seems as if she doesn't eat anything but that macrobiotic crap. As a consequence she doesn't go out to eat much. For that I am thankful because then I would be forced to see more photos of her in the tabloids.

Madonna says that her dream is to just work out six hours a day. Why? Combined with the crap food she eats, not drinking alcohol and having to look in the mirror, it really does not seem like much of a life.

In most of her interviews she talks about her husband Guy Ritchie and what a wonderful guy he is. She talks about how he wants her to be more feminine. If she actually said that, then he must be wondering what kind of woman he married who slowly turns into a man. Madonna says their sex life is great. See, I don't really want to hear that because honestly, I don't know if it is true, because it is not like she is going to say that the sex is horrible or that Guy can't get it up because he feels like he is looking at a man and he is not gay.

Of course she is going to say it is fabulous. She is Madonna. Sex with Madonna is supposed to be fabulous. Considering they see each other about once a year it may very well be fabulous. Sex with your hand would be fabulous if it was just once a year. Just release the album, go on Dave, do SNL and then go back to the UK. We will see you in about four years and we can do it all over again. Maybe by then Lourdes will be doing things I can write about.

15 comments:

jax said...

ya like plucking those eyebrows.
how can the vainest women alive let her daughter out like that?

ya ya she is a child,but come on.

Jesse D said...

Amen, Jax.

kevin said...

Fuck I hate her. HATE her.

wtf said...

Have to agree, when when people talk about how great the sex is, it really ain't. Probably doesn't even exist.

Still I LOVE Madonna.

Reese said...

It scares me to think that in ten years from now she'll probably still be talking about her sex life and taking her clothes off, thinking she looks great and that we are thrilled to see her. Not sure who is scarier/more boring, Madonna or Sharon Stone, but I wish they'd both vanish into the ethers and stay there.

Rebecca said...

Madonna = the Borg Queen.

sheetrock said...

Oh, I am so with you on Lourdes' unibrow. I bet Madonna waxes her own twat constantly but makes poor Lourdes walk around with a six inch unibrow. Come on mother, have a heart!!!

mngddess said...

I love how she treats the kids exactly the opposite of how she lives her life. What an idiot!

And that photo is MEGA photo-shopped. lol

mngddess said...

Jax, where do you get your icons??

Sylvia said...

I used to like Madonna now I find her annoying. That comment about being more feminine is kind of weird to be saying that. Sounds like Madonna still butch hehehe.

I also don't trust when they start talking about the marriage like if it was so blissful when their has been rumors for a long time that it's not working out.

jax said...

mng- just pictures i save that i like as i see them. i have a whole Tom folder. lol...

Twisted Sister said...

HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER!!!!!

Trix said...

You said it Reese!

Cosmic said...

Well, I guess Guy's wanting to be more feminine would explain that infamous photo of them leaving the sex shop with the strap on in their shopping bag.

Amber said...

lol I was thinking about the eyebrows as well, then read the first question and cracked up haha

I wonder how long she will have them?? Maybe Madonna will not let Lourdes shave her legs or armpits either until she is 16 or something. :|