Thursday, April 17, 2008

President Gets A Model Part 2


Well if the French President can get a model half his age, then why not the President of Russia? Vladimir Putin who is 56 has apparently walked out on his wife so he can shack up with a 24 year old woman who is a former model, actress and gymnast. Alina Kabaeva met the President when she won a seat in the Russian Parliament. There are some who say however that she won the seat because of the President.

Before Putin leaves office next month it is rumored that a law will be passed which will allow him to divorce his wife of over 20 years without any of the normal divorce laws applying. The reason is that Putin wants to get married in June.

Hell yes he better get married to her before then, because once he is out of office he is just going to be an out of work middle aged guy who is soon going to develop a vodka belly by watching reruns of all his old accomplishments all day long. He will be laying around the house all day while she goes to work and when she comes home will find him on the couch, naked with a block of cheese, and passed out from drinking to much.

It should be a hell of a life. Oh, and on a side note, if the first Mrs. Putin happens to read this, just be quiet, take whatever money he gives you and run, run, run. Head to New York. You should be pretty safe there and the former First Lady of France is organizing some kind of First Wives Club for political leaders.

12 comments:

Miss said...

Carla Bruni is 40, for goodness' sake. Sarkozy is 52.

sheetrock said...

Mrs. Putin will end up dead just like Alexander Litvenko. If she dies of Polonium-210 poisoning, we'll know ol'Putin is running out of ideas. Putin is a sociopath - a true creep.

Trix said...

Ugh. If I keep reading stories like this I'm gonna get in a big ole Fuck Men funk.

Les Suckno For President said...

As usual, EL has got it wrong. Putin is a billionaire. He has been quietly stealing industries since he took office. The person he has chosen to replace him will be a mere puppet. Putin retains all of his power in his new position and all of his billions.

Far from being you, EL, a middle aged loser with a vodka belly, Putin will be at the top of his game. He wants a divorce before June, under this special law, so that he doesn't have to give the old bitch half.

acetomato777 said...

I have to give les suckno a big fat "ROGER THAT" on Putin, at least.

Putin was just appointed party chariman of the United Russia party - unanimous vote, even though Putin refuses to join the party. The next Russian president, Dmitry Medvedev, was hand picked by Putin and has already announced he will appoint Putin Prime Minister.

Putin is EXTREMELY powerful, and will continue to be for decades. The resurgence of Russia as a world contender is referred to as "the Putin plan" for a reason.

Dave said...

You had me at "former gymnast" :)

acetomato777 said...

LOL dave!

Marnie said...

George Bush can't abuse power for shit. Show them how it's done, Putin.

Sylvia said...

GB is an idiot.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Putin's puta.

Judi said...

LOL, Brenda! Is this the first photo ever taken of Putin smiling? Yeah, what Suckno and Ace said. And we got the Russian Mafia. And GB IS an idiot. He's known as the "dim" one of the family. Does anyone in DC, outside the intelligence community, know anything about what's happening outside the US? They're all idiots.

someone said...

If given the opportunity, I too would give it up to an old man for some political clout. What a fortunate girl.