Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Send In The Clowns


Apparently all the Katie Holmes going to Broadway stories didn't create the kind of feeding frenzy that Napoleon wanted so he sent his minion/wife out to stir up some more. First stop was to get her hair cut. No more Laura Bush cut, Katie is back to the Tom Cruise is my twin look that she sported all last year.

To make sure that everyone noticed her new hair do, she was sent alone out to Pizzeria Mozza to buy two pizzas. She then had to head straight home or she would explode. If you are reading this and don't think this was some publicity grabbing and nothing more, then explain to me why Katie Holmes went out to go pick up pizzas. Hmmmm? You don't think one of their employees/brain washed normally do that for them? Not too many photos of Tom and Katie at the grocery store or picking up the dry cleaning, but lo and behold when it is time for a couple of pizzas, it is Katie to the store. Whats that? She just got a new haircut today? Whats that? She is in talks to be in a new show on Broadway?

I am actually kind of shocked that Suri was not with her because those rumors are starting to get out of hand. I guess they are waiting until the 18th to drag her out so the photos will go for more. To me that is sick and disturbing. All that says to me is that the only use they have for their daughter is publicity. They show her off all the time and then when they feel she is getting overexposed they put her in hiding for a few months until they can drive up the value of her photos and the publicity worth. It used to be that celebrities protected their children. Most still do. Unfortunately some celebrities just like to use their kids and are nothing more than a prop. Kind of like their wives.

15 comments:

DNfromMN said...

Maybe Tommyboy needs the money to pay for his next auditing session.

jax said...

little general. lol..

god why cant he go for real crazy and start coming out dressed like Katie or better yet come out dressed as Suri in Katies arms..hahahah. omg that would be so awesome.

ok im out for lunch..toodles!

wildflower said...

Wasn't Tommy Boy the one who wouldn't let the press around his two other kids when they were little. Something like it had nothing to do with his acting and he wanted to keep his family life separate from his working life. It's possible I'm wrong - but I'm pretty sure that it was him.
mmm, the irony is delicous.

april said...

Katie looks like Peter Pan with her emaciated body and new haircut. I wonder how many advisors they needed to figure out that this haircut wwould be a good next move. And of course she didn't need to pick up the pizzas herself! She probably didn't eat any of it anyway.

Twisted Sister said...

April, that's it! He makes her look like a boy so he doesn't get sick touching her. ;-O

april said...

Does that mean that she will soon get pregnant again? :-)

Twisted Sister said...

Anything is possible, but I don't even want to think about it...lol.

Trix said...

KatE is so channeling Mia Farrow and Rosemary's Baby right now.

califblondy said...

What about Tom's two other kids? He had tons of photo ops when he and Katie first got together and they showed up at soccer games, bakesales, scout meetings, or whatever the hell Connor and Isabella were doing. He was there with Katie smiling for the paps.

Too weird.

captivagrl said...

this young woman sold her soul........and it shows.

jax said...

the other two are too busy being auditted at their new Boarding school- L. Ron's School of Fuckery and Shame.

lainiekazan said...

This is gonna sound weird -- but up until now I had all sorts of excuses for these two, ranging from "it's none of our business" to "the press is over-reacting."

Two things happened; he jumped into the middle of the *NY Marathon* madness -- holding the baby -- to get some attention.....and sent her out for *pizza*? WTF!

Twisted Sister said...

Lainie - like jumping up and down on Oprah's couch wasn't enough? ;-)

baer said...

The last time we saw Suri she freaked out on Kate and Tom when they tried to put her in their car. Did anyone see the pictures?

J said...

captivagrl- You hit the nail on the head!