Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 - This C/B list television actress on a very hit CBS show is tired of no one paying attention to her. So, she did what any self respecting person would do in her situation. She hired a photographer who now follows her all day in his car and takes shots of her when she gets out, when she shops, shouting her name, drawing attention, whatever he can. He then tries to interest the magazines in buying them. Hasn't really worked well so far as no one ever posts any photos of her or talks about her.

#2 - This American Idol top 5 alum is thisclose to posing for a Playboy shoot in order to get her career back in gear again. Waiting in the wings? An alum from the same year who will only get the green light if the other alum passes on the deal.

#3 - Do you think the fact that this funnyman has an assistant who is a coke fiend and will sleep with anyone had an effect on the breakup of his marriage?

56 comments:

kris said...

Kattan for #3? Seems kind of obvious though...

Punkimeowzer said...

#2 - Katharine McPhee & Kellie Pickler

Liz said...

#3 - Robin Williams?

junglekitten said...

#2 Pickler maybe McPhee for #2???

Harriet Hellfire said...

I thought Kattan for #3 too...may be a bit too obvious though...but I did hear there was another woman involved...

Sarah Jane said...

1. Allison whats her name from How I met your mother,

2. KatMcPee

3.Robin Williams.

shegundala said...

Pickler has a good career, doesn't she? She's got some top singles and opens for some big acts. I can definitely see Kat Pee doing it, though.

selenakyle said...

Wait--Chris Kattan was married? To a woman?

not a famous adrian said...

Chris Kattan split up? I thought he just married Sunshine or whateer her name was.

Ashlae said...

1- No Clue, hardly watch CBS shows.
2- Katherine Mcphee, Can't guess the other alum. I can't see Kellie Pickler doing it though. She's having good success in country music and I'm sure by the time this new album releases, her success will only get bigger.
3- Chris Kattan

Ashlae said...

Yes Chris Kattan recently married a model but word is there's already a breakup. Perez had a bling item that clearly was about Chris and now Life & Style is saying they've ''separated''

Christine said...

1. Jennifer Love Desperate?

2. Carmen Rasmusen & Kimberly Caldwell?

3. Chris Kattan

Lucky777 said...

I hope #2 is Pickler and McPhee...I'd buy that Playboy!!!

Katja said...

femail to 5 for all seasons possibles are:
Nikki McKibbon

Tamyra Gray
kimberly locke
tranyce

diana degarmo (on Broadway)
jasmine treas
latoya londen

vonzell soloman (who?)oh yeah the mail girl

kat mcphee
paris bennett (pickles was 6th place)

melinda doolittle
lakeesha jones

brooke white

Megan said...

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt? isn't she the one that always makes sure she has celebrity mags in her hands so that they will put her in the magazine?

2. I think her name is Ryan Starr shes been on a lot of reality tv shows. and Nikki McKibbin?

3. umm fire the assistant and hire me funny guy :D

Tully Mars said...

1) I like the Alyson Hannigan and JLH guesses for some reason I keep coming back to my original guess - Julia Louis-Dreyfuss. You see Hannigan and JLH in pics every so often, but I can't remember the last time I saw Julia

2) I think this is Katherine McPhee and Pickler. The clue is the same season, however only one was needed to be top 5. Also I can't think of any other seasons which Hef would consider two girls.

3) Chris Kattan. Just announced he is separated from his wife of 8 months. The only problem is I have a hard time reconciling the fact that Chris Kattan needs an assistant.

califblondy said...

I've read about the Chris Kattan break-up on several sites today. I guess they enjoyed eight WEEKS of wedded bliss.

In the wedding pix, he looks like he's wearing a toupee.

A few years back I spotted him hailing a cab outside of Rockefeller Center and when he saw me staring, he turned his back to me! The nerve of some people. Jeez.

Ernestine said...

1) Jennifer Love Hewitt. Honestly, WHO cares about ol' Size Two anymore?

2) Katherine McPhee/Kellie Pickler. Or, Kellie Pickler/Katherine McPhee.

3) Chris Kattan and Sunshine or Starshine or Moonray or whatever her name is.

DAMN, these were EASY today, Enty!

Ernestine said...

Katja -- maybe Enty fudged on the top five Idol thing? Maybe he meant top six or something? I just think that Pickler and McPhee fit SO perfectly, and their season is juuuuust recent enough to be memorable.

Good research, though! :-)

Who the HELL remembers Ryan Starr?! Wow.

Megan said...

nvm about ryan starr she was 7th. :/

HthrHllywd said...

#2 is definitely Kelly Clarkson per the "back on track" remark as not many others have actually made it then faded out quite like she did after she wanted to do it on her own and write her own album blahblah. The other girl could be: Nikki McKibbin, Tamyra Gray, Christina Christian, or Ryan Starr.

Mooshki said...

Taking a brief break from the worst workday so far this year to say that Jennifer Love Hewitt has pictures posted all the time. Now back to hell.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

I don't think Allyson Hannigan is #1; she's always had her head screwed on pretty well and doesn't seem to take herself too seriously--traits the BI subject apparently lack. No idea about the others, sorry...

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

CBS has a hit show?

califblondy said...

Little Miss, LOL, I was thinking the same thing. Isn't their only hit Two and A Half Men? Otherwise, New Adventures of Old Christine comes to mind, but Julia isn't down to a C rating is she? What about somebody from How I Met Your Mother?

Miss X said...

Katharine McPhee is in the random photos, so that is one of them.

DNfromMN said...

calif - are you thinking Cobie Smulders? She's got her head on pretty straight, and she's gorgeous so I can't see why there wouldn't be pictures of her.

ClaireFrasier said...

Kellie Pickler is doing just fine in country music.... no way it's her...

Emobacca said...

Isn't the only show that qualifes as a "very hit CBS show" CSI? I'm not familiar with the actresses on that show.

Green Of Eye, Sharp Of Claw said...

Long time lurker,first comment!!Hello all.Gonna take a stab at number three.Methinks it's Mr Kattan (but is the assistant male or female?hmmmmmm)

Ed said...

1. Eva La Rue? From CSI:Miami

2. Tamyra Grey and someone else, Kelly Clarkson has said that she told her business manager to make sure she has enough money so that she doesnt have to do something just for the money.

3/ Chris Kattan does seem obvious maybe Robin Williams

nunaurbiz said...

#1 CBS. Don't watch. Who cares?

#2 American Idol. Don't watch. Who cares?

#3 Hmmmmmm. Sex. Drugs. Married/unmarried comedian. Nope. Still don't care.

Hee hee hee!

JW said...

1. Marg Helgenberger from CSI.

3. Robin Williams.

VelvetStaccato said...

Robin Williams has always given off a similar coke-fiend, weird "energy" kind of guy. It wouldn't surprise me if it were him. I wonder what kind of weirdo sexual proclivities he might indulge in. I've just always gotten a weird vibe off him...always; even as a pre-teen watching "Mork and Mindy"!

Jasmine said...

how i met your mother is far more popular lately than ghost whisperer. people always seem to act surprised that that show is still even on! allison h. was supposed to have been a bitch(surprisingly) from all that i have read up on buffy the vampire slayer and was real jealous of gellar because she got more of the attention. the 3rd one could be robin williams as he has been known to have a drug problem howver as chris kattan has JUST broken up his marriage i say relevence wise this is him. as for #2 i dont give a shit, american idol is lame and other than clarkson everyone sucks and seems desperate. but then again so does she lately so maybe it is her! :/

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jw12 said...

i have no guesses just wanted to give bunny props on her hot wheels.

Beth said...

1. JLH seems too obvious. Besides, she ensures that she will get into mags by reading them for the photogs. Hannigan.

2. Justin Guarini and Clay Aiken

3. Robin Williams or Chris Kattan

Mags said...

1. My first thought was Cobie Smolders from HIMYM. She's pretty, but never gets any press.

2. Who really chares?

3. Can Chris Kattan really be classified as funny these days? Is it 1999 again, and no one told me?

not on my dollar said...

Hi,

this is my first time posting (usually a lurker), but I just wanted to take a shot at #3 because I really think that it is Bill Murray.

Florence Harding said...

People, read the clues. "Very hit" does not describe How I Met Your Mother or The Ghost Whisperer, which are only moderate hits. It's probably someone from CSI or CSI Miami

Beth said...

Good guess, not on my dollar!

amazonblue said...

1. I'm gonna throw Emily Proctor into the mix. She's in a new infomercial tossing her hair around and I've seen her on a couple of talk shows recently for no apparent reason.

Lisa said...

The blind doesn't say that both Idol alums would pose to revive careers. If their first choice (Kat Pee) won't get naked to prove she can sing, they will go with their second choice (Pickler). She will pose to prove that Kat Pee was completely over-rated while she was on the show and is completely irrelvent, now.

Jillian S. said...

It's not anyone from How I met your Mother. Although the show is awesome, it is constantly near cancelation so not a "hit."

Production Girl said...

#1 Is Melanie Lynskey still on "two and a half men"? if yes then she gets my vote.

(if your wondering who she is, she is the nutty neighbor who stalks Charlie)

#3 CK is the one and only who popped in my head.

Brainy said...

1. The blonde from Cold Case. She must have broke up with her sugar daddy if she can't even get press wearing crap at the Mart.

2. I don't think the CO$ would let McPhlop do the spread or Kelly Preston would have done one years ago.

I agree Pickler is the wing waiter.

3. Eddie Murphy

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trashtalker said...

I agree that "very hit" means it's probably CSI, CSI:Miami or even NCIS. Those were CBS' highest rated shows last season.

I think Marg is more than C/B list. How about Liz Vassey? She's a lab tech on CSI.

Katja said...

E-Details, details! ok so now that I re-read I can obviously see that it is 1 top 5 and one other from that season.

And now I am bored with that blind.. the more I looked at the names I kept thinking eh.. so what. How can that be? I love AI -could I possibly be 'over' it?

Is Liz Vassey from soaps? I think I remember that name if yes that's a good guess as someone who works consistently but never achieves over the top fame. Now off to work!

Ashlae said...

About the idol blind item, I'm changing my answer, I think it's Nikki McKibben and Ryan Starr from season 1. As I said before there's no way it's Pickler. When I think of someone posing for playboy, I feel there are doing for attention or for money. She's got a new album coming out, just toured with Brad P, Taylor S and Sugarland (country's music biggest stars). Plus girl may be stupid but I don't think she posed for playboy. I think Katherine would but I realized don't think this blind is about her either.

tink said...

all of a sudden there are pictures of Rosalyn Sanchez floating on blogs - she is on CBS

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J said...

I just saw somewhere that Tom Arnold is/has divorced recently.
A possibility for number three, perhaps?

Jamie's Girl said...

I'm going to say this. Jennifer Love Hewitt has won an Emmy for the show she is currently on. She is definitely not B/C List. Plus everyone knows her. This does sound more like Allison Hannigan, of which no one cares about. The minivan set loves JLH.

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