Friday, October 24, 2008

Mena Suvari To Get Married In Italy



When you see a headline like the one above, you start thinking to yourself that Mena Suvari is off to Italy and is going to marry her Italian boyfriend in the next week or two. But, the headline would be misleading. I hate headlines that trick you. Oh, Mena wants to get married in Italy and is planning on getting married in Italy, but just not until at least the summer of 2010. Yeah. So, almost two years.

In two years she will probably have shaved her head at least twice more, got six more tattoos, done maybe ten lines in a film and be on boyfriend number four. But, boyfriend #4 and her just might end up being married in Italy so it is good she is scouting things with her current boyfriend, who is Italian.

"We want to marry in Italy. We were there in August, and everything was closed in August, so we want to look at a lot of cathedrals and find a place."

Well, they do book up early I'm sure, so two years in advance is probably a good thing. Mena wants a traditional Italian wedding. Of course Mena was divorced in 2006 so the traditional Italian wedding may not in fact be possible. No one talks about that though in the story because the interview was with Kneepads and they only like focusing on the positives. Mena should have taken advantage of the situation and sold the rights to her wedding photos. By 2010 it is possible no one will remember her at all. Hell, if it was enough money they were offering she could just go there now, get married and paid and then get divorced and do it all over again with someone else.

5 comments:

Mooshki said...

How funny! I plan to do my first Iron Man in Hawai'i in 2010. I guess we're both plan-aheaders. I wrote to J.Lo for training advice - I expect her reply any day now.

Judi said...

LOL, Moosh! Have you asked Katie yet?
Apparently no one has told Mena, because she's divorced, they can't get married in the Catholic Church. I'm sure Italy has plenty of church-like City Halls.

Picky B. said...

For what it's worth, divorced folks can get married in the Catholic church. My new hubby and I were both divorced and we just had a Catholic wedding (after going through months of an agonizing annulment process). :)

Judi said...

Right - that's the only way she'd be able to do it, too. We'll see if she does. Or maybe she already did.

stiffkittens said...

He doesnt look like a dom to me. Is she a switch?