Friday, October 24, 2008

They Always Say That


Whenever some actress decides to make a record or goes into a studio somewhere and records some songs, you never hear anyone say the actress sucked. No one ever says, "I can't believe she wasted her time and money doing that because she just sucked." Never happens. I don't know if they want to look stupid in case it takes off later or they just want actors and actresses to keep that dream alive so they come in and drop a few thousand dollars cutting some records or what.

The latest actress to get so lauded is Jessica Biel. Apparently she was singing some songs for the film Easy Virtue. Yeah, yeah. No one is going to see it, so let her sing some songs on the soundtrack. "She can hold her own as far as singing goes. She absolutely killed it. Some girls have everything. She’s a successful actress, dating Justin Timberlake, and she can sing!"

Yeah, well if she is so effing great at singing, then why hasn't her, ahem, boyfriend taken her into the studio? Why hasn't he produced anything for her? Why haven't the two made some money together based on her fantastic voice? I'll tell you why. Because she is good, but not great and Justin doesn't want to look stupid by producing songs for her that sound like crap. If she was that great, she would take advantage of it. It isn't like she is exactly at the top of the list when it comes to successful film stars. How long do you think it is going to be before she needs to find another source of income other than Justin.

6 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Then again, who needs a great voice in this day and age?
You look hot? Then all we need to do is dub your vocals in the studio and VOILA Britney Spears here you come

Mooshki said...

The problem is, she doesn't even look hot anymore. When JT decides he doesn't need her anymore, she's over.

jax said...

agreed. she has looked busted ever since they've been together.

Sarah said...

Actually, one of the funniest, most scathing things I have ever read was the review in the Washington Post Express about ScarJo's album of Tom Waits' covers. The person who wrote the review HATED it.

I never bothered to listen to it, because the whole idea of it was enough to make me want to punch her in the face.

Sylvia said...

Speaking of ScarJo have any of you read anything on her wedding or honeymoon? Haven't seen a thing after it was announce they got married.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Successful actress? Bitch is box office poison. The fact that Justin and Timberland haven't dragged her into the studio is evidence that she sucks ass. Her singing for her movie reminds me of how they played around with Michelle Piefer's(sp?) voice for the Fabulous Baker Boys. She thought she sounded great until she heard the untouched track. LOL

Biel is an attention whore of epic proportions. I wonder how much her publicist makes off of her? I read a story on this "I met a famous person" type site and they said when she went on David Letterman, her publicist had gotten out of the car/limo/whatever outside the studio while she sat inside the car. The pub then gathered a bunch of people around the car to make it look like they were crowding around to see Jessica. Only after they gathered the peeps did Jessica get out of the car. Photo ops ensued. Whoredom accomplished. Can someone please kill her and the other one, Alba? Pretty please? ;)