Friday, November 07, 2008

Spitzer Won't Do Federal Time


After spending probably several million dollars and countless hands on interviews with hookers around the world, federal investigators have decided not to charge Eiliot Spitzer with any federal crimes. Despite conducting thousands of "interviews" with prostitutes the agents thought were cute, they could find no evidence that Spitzer used any money for hookers he shouldn't be using in the first place.

Well I guess it is good to know that Eliot only used the family money to sleep with hookers and didn't make the people of NY or the people who contributed to his campaign also contribute to Ashley Dupre's retirement fund.

The article that I read didn't say how much the federal government spent on this probe, but who wants to bet is was in the millions? And Spitzer spent how much on them? Yeah, and then there would have been a few million more spent at trial because they would have had to check out the hookers again and this would have gone on and on and at the end of it all Spitzer would have plead to some crime and probably done six months in jail.

I'm all for convicting some guy if he did something wrong and I'm sure his wife would have loved to see him go to jail, but I don't think it should take millions of dollars spent to hopefully get a guy locked up for six months at further tax payer expense. Believe me, he doesn't need jail time, I'm sure the wife is making his life rightfully miserable. He would probably welcome the sweet embrace of the federal prison system right now.

20 comments:

Mooshki said...

"Despite conducting thousands of "interviews" with prostitutes the agents thought were cute..."

LOL. Politicians and hookers are like peanut butter and jelly.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

What if you're a female politician? Does the peanut butter and jelly rule still apply? Just wondering...

Mooshki said...

That's cream cheese and jelly. :)

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

ha. Gross!

Bad Fish said...

so I guess he doesnt face any charges for actually cavorting with a hooker, now does he?

I hate this whole fucking country sometimes.

Tully Mars said...

when will his porn movie come out?

I think it should be "Gov Love: The Eliot Splits-Her Story"

Rare Avis said...

He is a disgrace.

Janele said...

Off topic re: yesterday's photos - can someone tell me if Ent was trying to give us some kind of clue when he mentioned Amy Adams in connection with the Office yesterday? Or did he make a mistake and forget it was Amy Ryan on the Office? Seems unlikely he'd make a mistake - isn't he friends with most people on that show?

Mooshki said...

Amy Adams was on "The Office," as "Katy."

Harriet Hellfire said...

He just looks like a creep. I didn't know who he was until the whole "hooker" thing happened, but when I saw his picture, I happily judged the book by the cover. He LOOKS like a perv!

Robyn said...

As usual, the 'John' never gets to face charges for breaking the law.. At least this time, the Pro isn't going to jail...

Don't you notice, and love, how in all these call girl rings they bring to justice, they always put the chicks on trial, never the guys who supported their business in the first place.. face it, woman is just as liable as the guy...

selenakyle said...

Dude needs to buzz-cut his hair and grow some whiskers. Then maybe, just maybe, he'd be a little hot.

Prolly shaves down to his collarbones with the looks of that shadow.

'Course he's still look like one of those "Sleeping with the Enemy" hard work-out/rough sex type of rapists.

His poor wife. So I don't feel bad cracking on him.

selenakyle said...

HA! That was choice, tully mars!

not a famous adrian said...

I think keeping his socks on during sex should have gotten him some time.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Is this guy wearing....eyeliner?

jax said...

"He would probably welcome the sweet embrace of the federal prison system right now"

actually i think he'd welcome the sweet embrace of anyone about now with his balls in the wife's purse.

Squeezebox said...

Unfortunately, word is that his wife is a beaten woman. Dunno why she stays with him, but at any rate, I doubt she's giving him a hard time over this scandal. Quite the contrary, apparently.

c17 said...

Really Ent? You ACTUALLY believe that he spent his OWN money & none of the NY taxpayers?

Hey, I've got this nice resort land in south FL that's ready for development - you in? Nah, don't mind the water & the alligators - the foundations for the condos will set just fine....

Bottom line: this JOHN ('cause that's what he is) should spend time in jail - like all the "working girls" he prosecuted. Fucking hypocritical bastard...

shakey said...

This guy looks like an alien. And I'm surprised the wife didn't kick him to the curb by now.

Bad Fish said...

Way to rip off Fleshbot, Tully Mars.