Andy Roddick Decides Not To Get Naked
I guess I somehow missed this blurb from the Elton John AIDS benefit auction earlier this year, but apparently one of the items up for bid was a tennis lesson with Andy Roddick. Pretty cool if you love tennis. But, to make it even better, it was presented as Andy Roddick giving you a lesson while naked. So, of course that enticement got everyone bidding and some woman decided that an hour of Andy naked was worth $11,000.
Well, with the deadline for the tennis lesson approaching, Andy is having second thoughts and doesn't want to play tennis naked with the woman.
He says that naked tennis was not part of the deal, but the woman who bid, absolutely bid on naked tennis with Andy.
"First and foremost, I am not going to be playing naked tennis. It was said in jest and the lady who bid was really cool afterwards."
I'm sure she was cool when you gave her a bunch of her money back. From what I understand everyone bid based on the knowledge that Andy would be naked. I mean why else would you spend $11,000 for a one hour tennis lesson with him? Of course I don't know why people would spend $50,000 to go to lunch with Beyonce so I could be wrong. The only auction thing that has seemed worth it to me is the one where someone paid $5000 or something like that to be the guest of Colin Firth at a premiere. I'm on the lookout for one of those for the future.
Well, with the deadline for the tennis lesson approaching, Andy is having second thoughts and doesn't want to play tennis naked with the woman.
He says that naked tennis was not part of the deal, but the woman who bid, absolutely bid on naked tennis with Andy.
"First and foremost, I am not going to be playing naked tennis. It was said in jest and the lady who bid was really cool afterwards."
I'm sure she was cool when you gave her a bunch of her money back. From what I understand everyone bid based on the knowledge that Andy would be naked. I mean why else would you spend $11,000 for a one hour tennis lesson with him? Of course I don't know why people would spend $50,000 to go to lunch with Beyonce so I could be wrong. The only auction thing that has seemed worth it to me is the one where someone paid $5000 or something like that to be the guest of Colin Firth at a premiere. I'm on the lookout for one of those for the future.
6 comments:
umm seriously ent dude....naked tennis on a chick...maybe...naked tennis on a dude - things would be ...moving a little too much and while i'm a straight chick...that just ain't pretty (although i did see a naked skydiving video a while back that was pretty hilarious)
I think most sports would be better naked. 'specially football. That would be AWESOME if they were all naked. It's pretty homoerotic already, so imagine it with penises all over the place. AWESOME.
I would definitely join Colin Firth anywhere. He could take me to Mc Donald's and it would still be heaven.
Screw that, I want my $11k back, either that or Andy is coming to my home, and doing my laundry, windows, shopping, ironing, cooking, home repairs, etc lol
Okay. I love Enty. I don't care who he/she/them are, I'll read this blog no matter what. And I don't mean to bring up the whole discussion from yesterday about his real identity, but seriously. Would anyone but a woman be that excited to go to a premiere with Colin Firth???? Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm just sayin'.
He ain't gotta get nekkid for me...I'm happy just seeing that scrumptious-looking goody trail.
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