Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which striker has been secretly engaging in tantric sex sessions with another woman behind his girlfriend's back?

The fella in question is promising his mistress lavish shopping sprees to keep her quiet...

13 comments:

Sylvia said...

Bragger = Piddy

Ms Cool said...

Daniel Craig with me.

ms_wonderland said...

A footballer engaging in tantric sex? I doubt they have the patience.

Goodgrief said...

Sorry, I don't know my soccer,except for Becks and Ronaldo.

Pookie said...

there must be a brit equivalent to doody...well whaddaya know!

West End Girl said...

Footballer? Could be any of them to be honest, but given it's the Mirror and they're v London-centric, I'd say Jermain Defoe.

Ms Cool said...

er, i didn't know what a striker was. i'll go back to dreaming.

ambernyc said...

All of them.

Sporky said...

At first I thought it was a member of that Christian heavy metal band from the 80's. But they spelled it with a "y". I can't believe I remember that. Anyway....Kanye West? Sting? I have no idea.

twunty mcslore said...

As it is, most of these soccer players get so much p***y that this blind isn't very surprising. What would be awesome is if it were referring to a member of Stryper (is that the band's name, Sporky?) because that would be sooo random.

Sporky said...

Twunty, you know what, it might be Stryper because I remember they wore yellow and black stripes and looked like a bunch of hairy, gay bees! Nevermind....P.S. I love your screen name.

twunty mcslore said...

Thanks, sweetie. My boyfriend helped me pick it out. Is that good or bad? I can't decide...

Rocket Queen said...

Sporky - lol - I think that was Stryper?