Friday, March 27, 2009

Hey Guess What? You're A Dad


Jeffrey Dean Morgan: (3am St. Patrick's Day Night) - Sherrie it's Jeffrey. It's been a long time.
Sherrie Rose: Why are you calling at 3am?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: I was out getting drunk tonight and I thought about you and the good times we had. I missed you.
Sherrie Rose:It's been five years since we spoke, why are you calling tonight?
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Well I want to see you tonight. I've been missing you. Are you busy?
Sherrie Rose: As a matter of fact, I need to stay home. It's late.
Jeffrey Dean Morgan: Boyfriend?
Sherrie Rose:No. Your four year old son.

And that is how I imagine Jeffrey Dean Morgan found out about his four year old son last week. Considering the entire thing came out of the blue, I could see the entire booty call scenario happening. Either that or they ran into each other at a party. I know there is the theory that she needed money and so she finally called and told him about his son, but I prefer the first two. So, why didn't she tell him previous to this? You can say it was because Jeffrey was not always the nicest person in the world. Or you can say it was because they both got involved in serious relationships right after the couple broke up and so it was a bad time. I think that as time goes by, having that you are the father conversation becomes more and more difficult because the excuses become more lame and everything is proceeding smoothly without the dad. That's my theory anyway, which is why I think this discovery probably happened by accident.

22 comments:

Goodgrief said...

More like "Now that you're in a hit movie I'd like to start cashing in". Not very romantic, but whatever.

cajun cutie said...

Women like this make the rest of us look bad. Was her mouth paralyzed for 4 years prior? I certainly hope that she does not go after back support since she felt the need to not mention things until now. Keeping something like that to yourself was unfair to the kid. All kinds of wrong. I hope he gets to be a proper dad.........


If the baby is even really his.

kris said...

yeah, I don't get this either...how can somebody keep another person from their child? And all of a sudden you decide to tell them??? very strange indeed..

shazzzba said...

WELL HE HAD THE RIGHT TO KNOW....WHETHER SHE NEEDED HIS HELP OR NOT, ONCE SHE DECIDED TO KEEP THE BABY...IT'S EITHER TELL THE DAD OR SHUT UP FOREVER....
BUT I DO LOVE ENTY'S TAKE ON IT...

warmislandsun said...

He always looks high.

mngddess said...

Holy Crap! Well, this puts a kink in my plans to become his future wife. I even dumped Clooney for him. Dammit.

Seriously, wait 4 years to tell him. Tacky. And how nice to let him know as his film career is really taking off.

He's still the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Not so much in this photo, though..

Jax, your take??

Christine said...

This made me really sad. I suppose it happens all the time, but it made me sad. She makes women look bad. Unless he is secretly an abusive bastard, and then she had every right. But why tell him now? Also, JDM gets better looking every single day.

littleoleme said...

Thank you Good Grief! You saved me the time of writing out the conversation as it probably really went where she calls him when he's in a big flick. She's pretty awful to bring this up out of the blue 5 years later. I'd be getting a DNA test if I were him.

jax said...

cold and fuckin heartless way to tell someone they have a 4 year old son.

sounds like mom is bitter now that her babay daddy is a movie stah and he's only calling for a booty call.

Sadie said...

I think the mom needs a lobotomy - I don't care the circumstances, how dare she keep the fact that Jeffrey has a son from him for FOUR YEARS!

Those are years that are lost forever, never to be recaptured.

Some peoples kids!

lutefisk said...

Didn't he realize she was pregnant during the time frame they were together? He never knew she had a child? He can't be very smart, or didn't care to do the math.

Snautrag said...

Mngddess I dumped Christian Bale for him. If you read between the lines it sounds like Enty is insinuating he may be an ass though. Like attracts like it seems. Too bad. I'll still keep him on the reserve list for now.

cajun cutie said...

@ lutefisk

I am willing to bet that she probably told him that the kid was not his and is having a change of heart now.

*shakes head*

bawana said...

Maybe she planned to never ever tell and just be a single mom. But a 4 year old kid can ask lots of questions, over and over and over: where's my dad? who's my dad?

So perhaps that's when she realized to keep a secret this big was wrong. Just my take on a possible scenario, especially if when she did try to get in touch with him he acted jerky.

Jamie's Girl said...

Gold Digger. But it's good he has a son.

jax said...

or maybe it's really Javier Bardems??

http://www.inmirror.com/files/imagecache/display/files/images/jeffrey-dean-morgan-javier-bardem.jpg

Anonymous said...

There's no way he lives and works in the same town with this woman and doesn't hear that she's had a baby. If he can do grade-school math, he knows theres a strong possibility he's the father. A man in that scenario directly asks the woman if he's the father, and, if he is, then becomes personally and financially involved in the child's life. A cowardly deadbeat shrugs it off until the fact of his paternity is revealed, then spins it to make his ex look like a golddigger. Mary Louise Parker probably dumped him when she found out. Guy's a loser.

Nicole said...

I hope he's not an ass. I don't know what it is about him, but he really does it for me. I could stare at him all day, and I don't often get celebrity crushes.

B626 said...

I think JDM was a working actor 4 years ago. If she wanted cash she could have started on day one.
I get him and Javier B. mixed up, from a distance.

ardleigh said...

I feel sorry for the kid, with a Mommie Dearest like that & a Daddy you don't know until you're four?
I see issues for that kid in the future especially if JDM is only a paycheck kind of Dad.

PJ Nelson said...

I'm with Jax... every time I see JDM I think its Javier Bardems and that comparison shot did it for me :)

cajun cutie said...

too bad @ 1:48 had to post as anonymous.

If a guy is a supposed loser why would he bother with a woman who has a kid with another guy who is the same age? (Mary Louise Parker and and Billy Crudup's kid) can you answer that?

I think this woman wants some attention now that Jeffrey has some fame and more money than he did 4 years ago imo.