Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz In Trouble?

Page Six would have you believe that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are on the rocks and they are headed for a gloom and doom divorce because Pete is always out and Ashlee is always at home. Then, in the very next sentence they say the couple is in Australia together without Brooklyn Jungle Book who is apparently staying with Joe Simpson who is teaching Brooklyn how to look down women's shirts without getting caught, and using Aunt Jessica as an example.

I just don't see the couple breaking up. I think Pete put Joe in his place and doesn't take any crap from him. I think Ashlee works whenever she can, which is not much because, really, would you hire her for anything. Whatever weird kinky stuff Pete does, it seems Ashlee approves so they are all good there.

Of course, tomorrow they will probably break up and I will look like an idiot. I do admit that it is fun to speculate about what would happen if they do. Oh, and then Tony could break up with Jessica and the two could go on tour together and People could write a cover story about heartbreak for the sisters and how they are coping and moving on. For my other great speculation today, I think that if Jessica and Tony break up, that John Mayer will take another shot at her. John and Pete love all over each other all the time, so it wouldn't shock me if John made a call to Jessica. It would get him lots of publicity again.