Friday, March 27, 2009

Holly Madison's Possible Broken Rib Is All About The Sympathy


What do you do if you are a former Playboy bunny who loves taking off her clothes, but still can't manage to beat an overweight computer geek in a dance competition? Well, if the contest involves a nationwide audience you make them feel sorry for you. Holly Madison spread some story around yesterday that she had a possible broken rib. A possible broken rib? Has anyone ever broken their rib? Yeah, when you break your rib, you know it. There is nothing possible about it.

All Holly was doing was trying to get the story out there so people would feel sorry for her. Just for good measure she also added that she had been suffering excruciating pain through her performance on Dancing With The Stars last week and yet, she wouldn't quit on the viewing audience. Yeah. Whatever. She is just trying to get sympathy votes because if she loses to Steve Wozniak, no one will ever let her live it down. Plus she could use the bonus money for staying an additional week or two.

Late yesterday her rep said that it turns out Holly doesn't have a broken rib. Hell, she doesn't even have bruised ribs. Instead, the rep said, "While she is not suffering from a broken rib, she does continue to feel a great deal of discomfort and was prescribed pain medication." Yeah, well I feel a great deal of discomfort everyday when I have to get up in the morning. Discomfort? See, but no one saw the statement from the rep. All anyone saw yesterday was that Holly had a possible broken rib.

She still is going home this week. There is no way she is going to win if that is what she is thinking. I don't care how many guys she sleeps with between now and the end of the show or how many times she autographs photos of her breasts, no one is going to vote off a woman who was stalked. Shawn Johnson is going to win. Having someone come after you with a loaded gun and duct tape trumps "great deal of discomfort" everyday.

10 comments:

Goodgrief said...

I would not vote Shawn off over Holly even if Shawn wasn't stalked by a creep. At least she has some talent and Holly has.............breasts.

califblondy said...

Holly looks so brittle she could break in two when she dances. Now she blame her lack of rhythm on an injury. I think her partner will be glad to be rid of her.

canadachick said...

people still watch this show ?

jax said...

canadachick, my sentiment exactly.
this is one i refuse to even watch.
and i watch The Hills! lol.

canadachick said...

jax...my secret shame is gossip girl

Lisa said...

I've only watched it one season (which unfortunatley had too much of Cloris, ugh), but I came back for Gilles (*swooooon).

City Councilman Doug said...

my secret shame is the real housewives of NYC

Kelly said...

I only watch it because we can only get over-the-air television after our cable company shut down, and the pickin's are slim.
On the other hand, we do have wireless broadband, which makes hulu a great alternative...
In any case, I would rather have Steve Wozniak over Holly Madison. At least he is genuine.

Anonymous said...

She's blonde--and was with Hef for a long time. I think maybe she confused the word rib with the word brain. It can happen.

shakey said...

She's lining up Celebrity Rehab for the future. She'll boo hoo how DWTS got her hooked on prescription meds. This way, her 15 minutes will stretch.