Thursday, March 05, 2009

I'm Pretty Sure It's Hard For Chris Too


Gwyneth Paltrow gave an interview to Life & Style which just have been crapping in their pants to actually get to talk to a celebrity who doesn't make their living on MTV. Yes, we may not always like Gwyneth, but she is still a celebrity. In her interview which was probably conducted on a red carpet and not like a sit down thing, Gwyneth said that being married to Chris Martin was really hard, and that despite what it may look like on the outside to all of us "everyday people" that it isn't perfect. Gasp. A marriage that isn't perfect? Nooooo. We all thought that being married to Gwyneth was just the easiest thing in the world. I mean she seems extremely low maintenance right? Uh huh.

"It's hard! Nothing is as good as it looks. Life is complicated, and there are always issues to overcome.

"We're brutally honest with each other. Even if, God forbid, we weren't together in ten years or whatever, I think we're like a family."

Like a family? Holy crap. Did she just say that they were like a family? Lets see. Husband, wife, a couple of kids. Like a family? What exactly is her definition of family? I can't wait until the next installment on GOOP so she can define it for us all because I'm sure it's a doozy.

Oh, and Gwyneth was worried after she spoke to the magazine that Chris would kill her for talking about her marriage to the press. Well, Life & Style is a very loose definition of the word press, so she shouldn't have to fear much. Plus, it isn't exactly like they are a family or anything. Wait. They are like a family, just not a family. Got it now.

11 comments:

Goodgrief said...

I can't believe I am about to defend her when I can't stand her ass. BUT, I think she meant that if in 10 years they are no longer husband and wife and possibly with other people, they would still be like a family.

Ror said...

God she's an idiot.

Hey, I think what I typed is just like a comment!

palealebrew10 said...

Honestly, I can't believe they've lasted this long. And what is it with celebrities "not discussing their personal lives". Please. Like Sean Penn would be murdered by Robyn for inserting his wife's name into an oscar acceptance speech. Like Chris Martin is gonna hit the chandelier when hbe reads that Gwyneth thinks they're like a family. Well maybe he'd have trouble with the "like". Whatever. They're all hypocrites, but that's not really new news.

twunty mcslore said...

Lol, Ror.
The Paltrow is a smug gift that keeps on giving. I don't think she is capable of letting her feet touch the same ground as us 'everyday people.'
Does she have any friends other than the equally condescending Her Madgesty?

califblondy said...

They're like a family the same as Madonna was like a virgin.

stiffkittens said...

For all her snobbery, she really does speak like a bimbo...

Mooshki said...

She can't open her mouth without her foot jumping in.

Bodie said...

they are "like" a family just as Gwyneth is "like" a celebrity.

Sylvia said...

Mooshki my same thoughts.

She is such an idiot. Remember she also knows Spanish LOL.

nancer said...

it seems like whenever these people start making references to not being together in the future---no matter how vague---it usually means they won't be together in the future, and they already know it.

slappywhyte said...

she still looks sexy tho, especially after having 2 kids