Friday, March 06, 2009

M.I.A. Names Her Kid Ickitt


M.I.A. has certainly proved she is a celebrity with the choosing of this name. From now one there are not going to be any of the periods when I talk about MIA because it is a pain in the ass to type them. Of course, they are not as big of a pain as the poor name she stuck on her son. Wow this kid is going to get the crap beat out of him on a daily basis. Her son's name? Ickitt. Wow that rhymes with a lot of things, most notably Lick It, so you know this kid is in for a world of hurt and a lot of therapy down the road. Presumably, the father, Benjamin Brewer thought Ickitt Brewer had a nice ring to it. Of course he could have both his parent's last names in which case, the child would be known as Ickitt Arulpragasam Brewer and that doesn't even include any middle names they have saddled this kid with. Hopefully for the sake of the boy they gave him a middle name like Bob or Sam or Beer.

16 comments:

Pookie said...

lol @ Ickett.

but even more lol @ Beer!

Mooshki said...

LOL at Beer!!!

Goodgrief said...

Lick it,pick it,stick it, poor kid.

Bodie said...

Jaysus.

remember that girl in New Zealand whose parents named her Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii? yeah well the courts ordered the parents to change her name cuz of the ridicule she suffered at school.

Ickitt's first word is probably gonna be "lawyer".

lutefisk said...

So is it Icky for short? That is awful.

littleoleme said...

You know, when tool parents do something like this and name their kid something so ridiculous I always want someone to ask them one thing - if you think the name is so damn great why don't you go down to the courts right now and change your name to it?- oh wait. you don't want to? I wonder why not.

Babs said...

"Hi. This is Ickitt. I'm out in the thicket right now chasing a cricket with a picket. And I've got a golden ticket. And look - I can do a trick with my prick. Gotta go."

Oy.

shazzzba said...

SHE'S AN ICKIDIOT......

surfer said...

Poor kid, but FYI. The kid's father, Benjamin Brewer, his real last name is Bronfman, and HIS father is Edgar Bronfman Jr., from Warner Music, as well as a scion of Seagrams's. The kid will eventually change his name, just like David Bowie's son did.

Impertinent Vixen said...

We STILL don't know Jason Lee's daughter's name, do we?

Dianne P said...

Kick It comes immediately to mind, which I fear is what the other kids will do to little Ickitt.

bionic bunny! said...

he may well like it... "moon unit" zappa was a nick name, not her given name, and she still uses it.

i'm going to volunteer" ickett beer" for my first grandchild. that should keep that idea on the back burner for awhile!

Amber said...

Hehe turns out her name isn't Icky Ickitt after all :

From her MySpace blog:

"MY BABY IS NOT CALLED ICKITT, PICKIT OR LICKIT THANK YOU VERY MUCH TO ALL THE HOLLYWOOD PRESS. HES A BABY , HE DONT NEED PRESS!

I DIDNT RELEASE THE BABY NAME BECAUSE I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NEWS!!!!

BUT I WILL BE BACK WITH SOMETHING NEWS WORTHY SOON , TILL THEN GO PICK ON APPLE, SATCHEL AND MOON UNIT.

LOTS OF LOVE STICKIT!! "

---

Those caps are hers not mine lol

Goodgrief said...

Why do I get the feeling she is talking to me??????

bionic bunny! said...

see? ha ha on her! like i said, moon unit isn't her real name, either! eh, i'm a frank zappa fan.

although, good for her for leading the press by the nose!

stiffkittens said...

Lol @ M.I.A. I love this woman!