Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A Minister Reality Show


Kendra Wilkinson has started announcing to anyone that will listen that she has been looking for someone to perform her wedding ceremony but that none of the ministers she has spoken to has been willing to perform a ceremony at the Playboy Mansion. I find that really hard to believe. No one? Please. It isn't like she is going to have the bridesmaids and groomsmen get it on during the ceremony or have them be naked. Is she?

Anyway, I think what she is trying to do is set up some kind of reality show where she eliminates ministers from contention each week. I really can't think of another reason why she is going around saying she can't find anyone. Either that or she just can't think of anything else to say when reporters ask her a question and so just started saying that, despite how ridiculous it sounds.

It would be a different kind of reality show. They could have a representative from like 20 different religions and then an Elvis Presley minister from Vegas who wins at the end. Or she could have Hef get a license and perform the ceremony, although it might get awkward when he gets to this part.

"Do you take this woman, because I have."

15 comments:

Goodgrief said...
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Goodgrief said...

Isn't Mickey Rourke a minister? She isn't looking very hard because they are a dime a dozen. I think even Tory Spelling got herself a license so she could marry a couple staying at her inn.

BlackseatDriver said...

Yeah, seriously I don't know if he really "took" her. Unless you mean by letting her live at the mansion and being a "girlfriend" for TV...

BlackseatDriver said...

and I'm not going to watch the new one as I know now what empty looks and sounds like....

figgy said...

She looks INFINTELY better since she left that pathetic mansion and changed her haircolor from that ultra-tacky unitone platinum to a more natural, pretty blond.

If she's smart, now she'll remove the ridiculous breast implants too.

God, Hefner is so sad and low class.

Bad Fish said...

Hefner IS sad and low class. I mean, the Mansion is a dump! THE Playboy Mansion...is a DUMP!

I call bullshit on not finding a minister, too. Alanis Morrisette got ordained online, she should call her up!

Ariel said...

I thought it was pretty commonly accepted that the only girlfriend to have sex with Heff was Holly.
Maybe I am just hoping that is true because I like the girls so much.

stiffkittens said...

Wasn't she rumoured to be a lesbian (according to another website's blind item)?

TheAM said...

The word is that she doesnt want to come out and say Heff wont let her have the wedding there and this is just the first statement that will make it look normal when she says they are changing venues.

Sporky said...

WOW! I'm looking for someone to marry me and the fiance too. The only thing this twat and I will ever have in common. I hope.

califblondy said...

Maybe the Pope wouldn't do it, but jeez, there are jillion of JOPs out there that wouldn't have a problem hanging with the Hef. I'm not buying Kendra's excuse.

The mansion is a dump, it's stuck in a 60's time warp, and probably has all kinds of bad juju. That's no way to start a marriage. Run, Kendra, run.

WineGirl X said...

I'm ordained. I'll do it.

figgy said...

In California, anyone can be temporarily ordained to do a wedding. My coworker was very fond of saying "I married my sister!" har.

Syd said...

Hell, I'm ordained by Universal Ministries. Where do I volunteer?

Charlene said...

"In California, anyone can be temporarily ordained to do a wedding."

Exactly.

The problem is when people, such as TV sitcom writers and other "I am the center of the universe" idiots, think it's possible everywhere. In many places even being ordained a priest by a real church isn't good enough - you need to be a full-time minister with a permanent, real congregation (and no faking this either) or the local authorities won't register you to perform weddings. ULC ministers are not allowed to officiate.