Thursday, April 23, 2009

Kirsten Dunst Is Bluffing


The Daily Express in London is reporting the ridiculous idea that Kirsten Dunst is not sure whether or not she wants to participate in Spiderman 4 and 5. Tobey Maguire is already on board for the new installments, but supposedly Kirsten wants to make sure the story is going to be a strong one in terms of her character.

Uh huh. Umm. Kirsten. It's Spiderman. It's a job. A very easy job which pays you gobs of money and allows you to sit around and do nothing for two years until the next one. If you want to do a strong character role, then great, spend some time in between Spiderman movies and do an indie. I'm sure they would love to have you.

Does anyone honestly think Kirsten would ever walk away from the Spiderman movies? It would be the biggest screwup ever in the walking out contests. Bigger than Caruso and NYPD Blue. Bigger than Shelley Long in Cheers. She won't do it. She might be bluffing for more money, but lets face it. What else would she do?

25 comments:

Bodie said...

yeah, rehab doesn't pay for itself

Ms Cool said...

Kirsten Dunce

canadachick said...

for her career......oh wait she doesn't HAVE one

mngddess said...

It's not like it's a lousy part, for God's sake. Really.

If she won't do it, I'll take the part. Anyone else?

Carrie S. said...

Honestly, she should be paying them to let her be in the next installments. I can't stand her; she ruins every scene she's in.

Mooshki said...

She pulled this exact same sh*t last time. Then gave away major spoilers. She should thank her lucky stars they want her back at all.

Sylvia said...

I am sure they can get someone else better than her. Spiderman franchise does not depend on KD.

Goodgrief said...

I really hope this backfires on her. Mary Jane could always have an accident and wake up looking like Megan Fox.

KellyLynn said...

What is Maggie Gyllenhaal doing these days? She always looked more like Mary Jane to me, and never seemed to pull this kind of crap.

Georgeann said...

What about Katie Holmes in Batman Begins? Walked away from what ended up being the 2nd biggest grossing movie of all time and a huge cultural phenomenon due to Heath Ledger's death. Dumbass.

Georgeann said...

Whoops, I meant to say the Dark Knight, but funny someone should bring up Maggie Gyllenhaal...she can just be the default go-to for every idiotic actors bad decision...

Jenny S said...

Maggie wasn't so great in Dark Knight. She WAS miles better than Katie Holmes but how hard was that?
Kiki has to still be using. Otherwise, how would she be so utterly clueless about how expendable she really is.

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MissMouse said...

Oh, man, how I can't stand Kirsten Dunst! I loathe her. She stands for everything that is disgusting in Hollywood. I wish so much they would find somebody - ANYBODY! - else for those damn Spiderman movies. She's already said how "stupid" it would be to make one w/o her or Tobey in it. Um, Kirsten, you are replaceable. Yes you are.

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Judi said...

At this point, in the industry, she's redunstant. She puts no butts in theater seats. They could hire anyone for this.

MissMouse said...

Judi-

"redunstant" OMFG that's perfect!!!

Judi said...

:-D MissMouse! HAD to do it.

Anotheramy said...

Two words: David Caruso

Miss said...

lol@ goodgrief!

ardleigh said...

I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to see the Powers That Be on Spiderman call her bluff and replace her.

Studio Exec: Kiki is holding out for more $$$? REPLACE HER! What was that red headed girl from that Six Feet Under show? Lauren ... Lauren... Look It up on IMDB and get her. A year from now people'll be saying Kiki who!


See Kristen the only one important in the movie is SPIDERMAN not insert a female actress for MaryJane.

PollyPureBred said...

Judi - Agreed! They could hire a better actress and I think the fans will be happy. As of now, she is an icon for...well, skankiness.

Jerry said...

She could be the next McLean Stevenson.

Mooshki said...

M*A*S*H shout out! I've been on a serious rerun kick lately. Even though I've seen every single episode a dozen times.

slappywhyte said...

i cant believe you didnt say "bigger than Vince turning down Aquaman 2"