Monday, April 20, 2009

More Kardashian Nausea


Let me take this from the beginning. Kim Kardashian was a nobody who until she had sex with Ray J on camera. Are we agreed on this? Oh sure, she pretended to be a designer and dressed A listers such as Paris Hilton and really that's about it. Somehow she took that sex tape and got herself a reality show on E!. Dragged long on that reality show was the rest of her family including Khloe and Kourtney. So, the reason they are famous is because they just happen to be on their sister's reality show. Well, now the circle of hell is complete because Khloe and Kourtney are getting their very own reality show.

Apparently everyone in the world must find them fascinating because E! is willing to spend a few million bucks following them around Miami and beaming them into our living rooms for 10 hours of mind numbing entertainment. The premise of the show is the two sisters are opening another Dash location. Yes, because the one here is so successful. One sister wants to work hard. One wants to party. Sounds like every episode of The Real World.

Seriously? Is this really what we want to watch? Obviously someone is watching the show and so that is why E! is sinking money into this. I just don't understand why someone won't take a chance on something smarter or funnier or that doesn't see how far down the Z list chain we can go to make a show, or to see how low the lowest common denominator really is.

What's next? Some person they meet at a club will get their own show who meets someone who gets their own show. When will it all end. It won't end ever as long as people keep watching. We can complain, but it won't end.

17 comments:

canadachick said...

obviously some people are watching this trash along with parisites bFF and tila tequila....crap...i say all crap.
Oh and people are outraged that Octomom will be gettin a reality show, but you know what PEOPLE will watch.

Rebecca said...

This is the ultimate in niche programming. I bet they could get better numbers with lesbian bikers adopting children. Or ceramic artists in Ames Iowa have an art show. Or follow a homeless guy in Reno. Or follow a kid with leukemia. Or follow a struggling actor in LA. Or....

This crap is what the people on E want to watch, that's why they pay for it. Give any one of us a few million $ and we'll do better. Hell, I'll follow Nathan Fillian around for freaking FREE.

Rising Sun said...

It's kind of sad that making a sex tape with Ray J of all people makes you famous... I mean Ray J, seriously?

Dave said...

Hmmm, so if I wanted a 3-some with Khloe and Brooke Hogan, I'm trying to figure out if that'd be straight or a secret gay sex thing. I guess it depends on if I see their adam's apple.

AnonMom said...

You forgot to mention it's most liekey being produced by Ryan Gaycrest.

Pookie said...

you have GOT to be kidding me.

AphraelDanae said...

Wait...did Enty just call Paris Hilton an A lister?!?!?!?!

...someone hold me, the world's gone mad!

parissucksliterally said...

I agree....who the fuck is watching this crap? When someone posts (on other sites) "I love Khloe! She's so down to earth..." and crap like that I want to scream! WHY? WHAT is likeable about these 3 dingbats? One is a bitch, the other is a loser who violated her DUI probation, and had to go to jail!

It is all Ryan Seacrest's fault. If I ever see him, I will spit in his face.

stiffkittens said...

LOL @ Dave!

AphraelDanae: I'm pretty sure that was sarcasm ;)

Jamie's Girl said...

Actually, I like the big ole gal! She's more interesting than the rest. But they are all reality sluts, but I'm not so sure their daddy would approve.

parissucksliterally said...

ok, Jamie's Girl.....WHY? WHAT is there to like about her? I sincerely would like to know, because I can't fucking stand her face. Interesting in what way? She is the loser who had to go to jail!

Harriet Hellfire said...

I've never watched the show but in pictures, I do like the Big Kardashian. I just like, big, tall women. I think they're hot.

ardleigh said...

I would rather see a TV show about watching paint dry. WHY WHY WHY do they keep giving no talent hacks shows? Unless they market my idea where we throw all these wanna be's in a cage and they say the one left standing in the end gets a show. I'd so watch CELEBRITY THUNDERDOME just to see some of them (ie..Parisite) get their ass handed to them.

Judi said...

Ditto what I wrote about Heather Mills. This is NOT a show anyone with a brain will watch so who cares? Ignore them and they'll go away.

B626 said...

When Kim K.hosted one of the Top 10 Cribs episodes she could barely get thru 10 seconds of cue card reading. Bad.
E! is desperate.

Miss X said...

I don't want to watch this. Thanks for the warning!

skipska said...

This is pretty bad, but I think even worse is that one of the contestants on Rock of Love is getting HER own dating show, Daisy of Love. VH1 does suck every penny out of those contestants.