Monday, August 31, 2009

Kim Mathers Says Eminem Needs Viagra


It is always nice to see parents of a child take to the airwaves to say derogatory things about each other. In the latest example of caring about yourself more than your child, Kim Mathers went on Detroit radio station WKQI to talk about Eminem. I'm not exactly sure why she was on the show, but the announcers certainly got their money's worth.

"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."

That seems pretty bad and definitely under the bus worthy, but she goes for throwing him under one of those accordion buses. You know, the ones that are like a block long and never stay in their lane.

"He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

I'm guessing she thinks her daughter will never look at the internet or hear about this from kids at school. I believe their daughter is a teenager now.

29 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

LOL Yeah I have heard he was under endowed for years, lol

whole_lotto _luv said...
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Emobacca said...

How come women cannot just own up and admit that maybe their vaginas are to large?

whole_lotto _luv said...

Duh, I read it wrong.

Eminem can at least argue that it was because she was too fug for him to get it up. at least it's not valtrex he's taking.

captivagrl said...

um, was her check late again?

BigMama said...

ok I admit it, I have had a crappy day. This, however, put a big huge freaking smile on my face. All I can see is Mimi somewhere filing her nails while Nick is reading the headline to her and commenting....."See, that's why I said we never did it, cause he couldn't even make it happen. Plus, I mean....it's so smalllllllll" then Nick chuckles and goes back to brushing her hair.

Cheryl said...

lol @ Big Mama! (and it's a Hello Kitty hairbrush)

f said...

Good one, Big Mama! :-)

Mooshki said...

LOL, Emobacca!

WBotW said...

LOLing at/with Big Mama on this one

BigMama said...

Cheryl, only because the butterfly hairbrush is for special occasions...

.robert said...

I imagined clear with glitter embedded...

BigMama said...

not bad.... anyone else also see Nick in a butler uniform???? Maybe a pink version so as not to clash with her bedroom?

mngddess said...

Big Mama - LOL!!!

Emobacca - hmmm...lol

Leah said...

You know, the ones that are like a block long and never stay in their lane.
HAHA! So true!

AnonMom said...

What did he do/say to Kim??? Did he spurn her advances???? Shame on them both.

0 said...

So basically they pretty much deserve each other. Right?