Friday, September 04, 2009

The Khloe Kardashian Coke Story Keeps Getting More Strange


A few weeks back, I told you about a scene in the new Kardashian show called Khloe & Kourtney Because We Want Money Too. In te scene, Khloe is confronted by her sisters after they find coke in her purse. Khloe then spun this story about how someone left it in the changing room and she picked it up and put it in her purse because a customer was coming in the store. Uh huh.

Well, now it turns out there is more. While in Miami, Khloe was given a weekly radio show and during the show she took out the vial of coke and started talking about it.

"I have never done coke, I'm just not into that stuff. Look what I found at my store! It's like coke, I don't know, but what do you do? Do you like snort it through here?"

As she mimed snorting the substance, she added: "I'm so high! It's not mine, it's just cocaine, it's not mine!"

So, let me get this straight. She found this coke on the floor and was going to throw it away but didn't have time so put it in her purse. Later she still happens to have the coke in her purse and brings it out on a radio show? If she was so freaked out about it why didn't she throw it away? Then to make her claim even more dubious she says that she had never even seen coke before in her life until she picked up that vial. Uh huh.

22 comments:

RocketQueen said...

*slams head on desk*

Miranda said...

This is so ridiculous. The Kardashians are so ridiculous.

Really, is admitting you've done coke the worst thing in the world? Just own up to your behaviour and move on.

Carolyn said...

She also had to take and passed a drug test, to keep her radio show. This episode was new over a week ago, I know I've seen it rerun on E! quite a few times.

The Northman said...
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Mooshki said...

Enty, aren't you watching the show? I thought this was exactly your cup of tea? I'm 99% convinced the whole thing was set up by the show's producers, from start to finish. It was about as "spontaneous" as a Hills episode.

The Northman said...

What a fuckin' moron!

How did she even KNOW it was coke in the first place, huh, huh? How did she know it wasn't a little vial of baking soda that someone keeps in their purse to sprinkle in their shoes to keep the odors down???

Did I reach too far on that one? LOL!

Yeah, I did but this self-entitled twit and her clan make me so stabby! This was all just publicity for their new show and Kourtney's 'I got knocked up because I forgot to take my pill' story was going to eclipse Khloe's 'I lost a few pounds and am still lying about my weight' tabloid cover story.

Pookie said...

this is old, enty...and just so you know, i have it on good authority that michael yo (who produces her radio show) thinks she's a little special. and you know what i mean by special.

Bad Fish said...

Makes sense if you consider the whole story is probably contrived for publicity.

AnnMarie said...

Drugs'll make you do some stupid stuff. Wait-huh?

Harriet Hellfire said...

She could have just used the Lohan defense. "This is not my purse!"

katespades said...

hahaha, the lohan defense, "It's the black kid's purse!"

RagDoll said...

The funniest part of her explanation: she didn't have TIME to get rid of it. Why? Because that store is so slammin' busy and swarming with people?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

I live in Miami Beach. No one ever walks into that crap hole.

braverwoman said...

"Stabby!"

Lol Northman

Elle Kaye said...

That fatass could use some coke. She's an asshole.

audieh_1 said...

Aren't their fifteen minutes up yet? Maybe if we stop paying attention to every word they say, or looking to them for words of wisdom and condolance in a time of crisis they may actually disappear from the celebrity radar.

ardleigh said...

Maybe Tinkerbell has stopped spreading fairydust and has started sprinkling cocaine around the stores of famewhores? Oh come on it's just as believeable as Her story?

The Northman said...

@ardleigh: LOL, Fairy dust, huh? Now I don't feel so bad about my 'baking soda' story above.

shakey said...

... and she didn't get arrested because ... ?

RagDoll said...

shakey:

....because it was never coke, just a famewhore stunt and everyone knew it, too.

Joe said...

"enty" or staffwriters can't figure out that whole thing was STAGED??(kinda like your fake identity/lie you propogate, "enty") And yes, this story is about a month old..WTH...

Michaelk sends his love..

figgy said...

Joe, if you don't like this site, then don't come here. Easy.

slappywhyte said...

they were hanging with Scott Storch on a recent episode ... didnt he blow like 20 mil on blow? ... im in miami trick