Last month I reported that the BBC was sending Lindsay Lohan off to India to report on sex trafficking or something for a documentary. I laughed and laughed and shared it with you and then laughed some more. I just couldn't imagine the BBC actually paying Lindsay Lohan for anything. It turns out I was wrong. Not only are they paying Lindsay Lohan they are also paying Michael Lohan and Lindsay left for India last night. Holy crap this story is true??? The venerable institution of the UK is actually under the assumption that the best person to talk about sex trafficking among women is Lindsay Lohan???
Seriously? All kidding aside BBC this is some elaborate version of Punk'd right? Lindsay Lohan? She can't even spell. Does she even know her name? Honestly all that is going to happen from this is that for the next six months the entire world is going to have to listen to her describe the plight of something she probably has no interest in other than a paycheck and an appearance on camera. Lindsay Lohan??
I have written all this and have not even got to the fact they are paying Michael Lohan. Someone is smoking crack over in programming there.