Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Dina Lohan Gets In On The Lindsay Lohan Lawsuit


Dina Lohan is a piece of work. And by work I don't mean whatever she has had done by a plastic surgeon. Yesterday I posted a blurb about how Lindsay Lohan filed a lawsuit against E-Trade because she was upset about a commercial that aired during the Super Bowl. Dina told the New York Post that immediately after the game, Lindsay called Dina and said, "Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?"

First of all, I doubt Lindsay even watched the game. Second of all, even if she did watch it, I'm guessing she wouldn't have paid attention to the commercials. I do believe however she still calls Dina mommy and cries when she doesn't get her way. Dina of course is happy to do anything for her daughter that could in any way shape or form get her some money so she was all for the lawsuit idea.

"They're little babies doing this, mocking another child who's just trying to survive Hollywood, basically."

Umm, actually Dina I don't think the babies are doing the talking. It is this little thing called a voice over or lip synching. Perhaps if you need a further explanation of this you can listen to either of your daughter's records. As for the child they are mocking, the last I checked your oldest daughter was like 40 so definitely not a child. Wait. What? Early 20's? Seriously? No. Really?

"I'm just basically glad I took a stand. I'm not going to let them do this to us anymore,"

To us? Did they say Dina?

41 comments:

valerie said...

It must feel wonderful to have the world revolve around you.

Cheryl said...

Maybe it should be a class action suit for all the millions of Lindsay's out there.

palealebrew10 said...

lol valerie. lindsay is 23 so she can speak for herself. how do her parents not get that they need to shut up if they really want lindsay to get any more acting work?

palealebrew10 said...

Ok, I want someone to blow up that picture of Lindsay, put it side by side a picure of her say from 2004 and present them to Dina. On camera. Have her try to explain why Lindsay looks this way going from then to now. Have her justify why Lindsay is stable enough to work when she is clearly using meth, very well evidenced by this photo. Really, I feel sick.

0 said...

I'm still waiting for the inevitable Michael Lohan-issued statement regarding Corey Haim. You know he's just dying to angle it all about how Lindsay is next, and earn some cash doing so. There are mesh shirts to be purchased, people.

nikki said...

omg! she looks horrible. I haven't even read the whole article because i had to shout out SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE! If ever a person was a candidate for Botox...La Lohan is, yikes

Lisa (not original) said...

Bahahahahahahahahaha! That's the funniest thing I've read in ages. I love these people. Why don't they have a reality show on VH1. I'd rather watch them than the Kardashians any day.

emailchallenged said...

guess i know never to name my kid lindsey :),

Lisa (not original) said...

Are you kidding? I'm thinking about renaming mine, so she can get in on the class action suit.

Syko said...

She looks horrible. Look at the lines on her forehead and between her eyebrows, if you didn't know better you'd think she's in her 40s. Can't she SEE this? And why for heaven's sake does someone with lovely natural red hair want to bleach it out blonde or dye it black?

I have to agree with unoriginal Lisa, I would be all over a reality show about these cretins.

Michelle said...

I hope this is all a publicity stunt by E-trades. I swear, I don't think I've seen their name in the news so much. And this feeds the Lohan's dream of being in the news without actually having to do any, you know, work.

Ms Cool said...

Dina is looking really old in that picture.

RocketQueen said...

Meth is a hell of a drug to make someone so self-absorbed as to believe anyone with the same name as you is mocking your life.

I have those lines in my forehead after a drinking weekend, too, but I'm 11 years older than Lindsay. Bitch needs some water and healing time.

sunnyside1213 said...

I would not have recognized her. How sad. What will she look like at 40? Oh wait. She won't make 40 at the rate she is going.