Friday, March 12, 2010

Get Ready Cartier!!! Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Single


It is their favorite day of the year at Cartier. The day some tabloid says that Jennifer Love Hewitt and her boyfriend of the month have broken up. Because as sure as the sun comes up every morning, Jennifer Love Hewitt will be dragging whatever guy comes next in the "Why does your mom always have to be so close" hit parade into the store for promise rings or bracelets or whatever else she thinks shows her commitment to the guy.

According to Extra that day has come. They are reporting that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have called it quits or her mom got tired of him or something. Maybe he got tired of waking up every morning to find her mom staring at him waiting to get up. Whatever it is, they are done and the sales people over at Cartier have a little extra spring in their step.

22 comments:

Rickatoo said...

does this mean we have to hear about her bedazzler again?

Apple said...

there were several blind items leading up to the fact that Jen Love was going to dump him after the holidays.

I guess all that botox he got for her wasn't enough.

I really think Jennifer Love and John Mayer would make the perfect man-women whore couple and have great douchey babies together. Those two need to rekindle that whore love again.

MontanaMarriott said...

Hmmm an actress with a different fiancee each week?? What's the lesbian equivalent of a beard?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Is that a blanket, towel, curtain, or dress? The bottom screams dress, but the top says beach towel. :(

Sylvia said...

LOL@JLH

sunnyside1213 said...

@ Sue Ellen...yikes. It screams beach blanket to me.

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sunnyside1213 said...

Wait...did she date John Mayer too?

Momster said...

I think it's a tablecloth, personally. And her girlfriend is heatin' up the Bedazzler as we speak.

RocketQueen said...

@sunny - yep. He supposedly wrote 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' for/about her

Momster said...

Sunnyside, supposedly Mayer wrote "your Body is a Wonderland" after dating her. I'd doublecheck on Google but I don't want to download a virus for typing "mayer" in the searchline, lol.

libbyB said...

@ Apple. Her Body IS a wonderland, ya know. He wrote that song about her. They eally are perfect for each other.

West End Girl said...

Isn't the lesbian equivalent of beard a merkin?

The thing with JLH is that she always strikes me as someone with too little talent for the amount of coverage she seems to receive.

lutefisk said...

she annoys me--I can't watch her in anything.

lutefisk said...

she annoys me--I can't watch her in anything.

Sue said...

I've never been able to look at her without remembering her wandering around in front of Tiffany's in the early morning of her birthday, in that black jumpsuit with a tiara on her head, recreating Audrey Hepburn's famous scene. It was one of those surreal moments when you think... "seriously? Is she THAT stupid?" I swear I will never understand the Hollywood "me, me, me" mentality, and with people like her I'm not sure I ever want to.

bionic bunny! said...

OH, THANK HEAVENS!
i don't think she's very bright, but i've always liked her, and i do like her show. HATED that she dumped hunky hockey player for jamie kennedy.
i think she's just overly needy, and not as cute as she thinks she is, but i can't hate on her.
i do love her co-stars (except kennedy, although he wasn't as bad as i was afraid he'd be). maybe she'll get it on w/ her on-screen hubby?? ;)

ClaireFrasier said...

ITA, Bionic Bunny, David Conrad is so wonderfully beautiful..

Although, I do think she is as cute as she thinks she is. :-) (And DC is just as cute!)

And I like GW....

linnea said...

oh man, a mayer love hewitt baby... that would be the day

Margaret said...

How many times has she been engaged, anyway? What does she do, use the stones from the rings to bedazzle herself?

shakey said...

Oh goody! Another ring for her ring room!

kathrynnova said...

guess he wasn't a fan of crystals in her twat.