Friday, March 12, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Last time we checked in on Parrish Maguire, the good-lookin' babe was getting set up on fake dates with available female celebs, and the dude didn't mind in the least!

Parish, as we've said before, is quite unlike the most famous closeted Hollywood man of them all, Toothy Tile, who hates that he has to trot women around in order to sell tickets.

That's no problem for adorable Parrish, who'd probably sell his soul to the Hollywood devil for even a bit more fame—only problem being, not sure the designing star has a soul. Hard to tell.

Especially with PM pulling stuff like this:

Attending a number of private Hollywood parties, with boyfriend in tow (the one he's had since before Parrish shot to matinee celebu-fame), and hitting on other guys! No wonder that bf of Parrish's looks like a Ken-doll caught in headlights. If that's the crap Maguire's pulling on his man in public, can you imagine the emotional abuse the boyfriend's having to put up with in behind closed doors?

But, let's get one thing clear here: There is nothing overt about what Parrish is doing with these men at varies soirees, a gay Tiger Woods, he's not. Nope, what gets Parrish's flirt on is literally rubbing up against good-looking guys with his (rather nice) legs, arms and—often-times—just his hungry eyes. It's all really kind of Crescent Kumquat kind of stuff, remember the guy who just liked to spoon with guys in bed, rather than actually screw them? Yeah, that's the one.

Isn't it interesting PM, who's privately never made it a secret he's gay, is now taking the next step of getting his homo on in quasi-public places?

And the Crescent analogy isn't exactly such a bad one, as—of course—now Crescent's doing much more than spooning with those guys he formerly just got sleepy-cozy with.

Does this mean Parrish is actually getting closer to coming out?

We say no.

And this is why the Tiger analogy is actually a better one. Parrish's recent party-lusty behavior is just another example of a guy who's used to getting away with stuff and thinks that'll go on forever.

Not so sure about that.

It Ain't: Nick Jonas, Robert Pattinson, Justin Bieber

34 comments:

rtsew said...

I was going to guess Taylor Lautner, but isn't he a little young to have a pre-fame boyfriend?

Adventurous Kate said...

Kellen Lutz.

Enty, there's a bacon-eating contest here in Boston tomorrow. I'll be competing in your honor.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Ted C is like the Tila Tequila of the "blind" world. He's probably told so many lies that he's not sure where one ends and the other begins. I think all his "blinds" are the same person...himself!

Jess said...

I agree with Kellan Lutz. Why does Ted always has to talk about closeted gay stars?! something new already

Ryan said...

Efron. FTW

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sunnyside1213 said...

Joe Jonas?

angie said...

Who is Toothy Tile supposed to be? Also, don't Ted's fake names he uses mirror the actual celebrities syllables?

Icecat said...

I agree with Ryan!

The one and only Efron.

Here is why: His nickname "Parrish Maguire". To me it screams Zefron because the (awesome)actor Hunter Parrish was originally cast in HSM, but he turned it down and Zac got the role. I dunno. Maybe I'm talking out my ass, but that is the connection I'm going with!

Zac Efron FTW

Happy Weekend Everyone!!

PS. Enty, Michael K with Dlisted has an awesome post: Bacon Jesus.. You must see it!!

Barton Fink said...

What's the next step after spooning? I fear it might be ... forking.

mikey said...

Efron doesn't get set up with multiple female celebs, he's always with the same one, so I don't think it's him.

princessdanikam said...

I still think this is bradley cooper

Icecat said...

Damn you Mikey!!

I thought I had this one.. Oh well, back to the drawing board!!

Nosey Parker said...

I agree with rtsew.

Taylor Lautner

Sean said...

On the New Year's reveals, enty said he doesn't think Zac is gay. So he's out.

RocketQueen said...

Alex Skarsgard

Icecat said...

No! Not my Alex!

Jennifer said...

It can't be Zac - in the blind it says he was set up with numerous actresses, Zac's only been linked to Vanessa. I'm thinking Bradley Cooper. Taylor Lautner's a good guess too.

Icecat said...

Grr. But it could be Alexander I guess...The it ain't Pattinson would be a vampire reference..

Darla said...

I think the word designing is a clue. So who is young, semi newly-famous, and has a clothing line or whatever? Have to think about this.

The ones that have been eliminated on the previous blind are:
Justin Timberlake
Ryan Kwanten
Liam Hemsworth
Ryan Reynolds
Chris Pine
Channing Tatum
Sebastian Stan (who?)

Hello it's me... said...

Kellan Lutz has been seen with a few random Hollywood girls...I think this could definitely be him.

Unless its Gerard Butler...

What??

Audrey said...

Gotta be someone youngish - and Butler is not (not to mention he's uber hetero). What about the Renner dude? Just saw a post about him today that the Enquirer is outing him.

Audrey said...

Here's the link to the Renner blurb: http://www.celebitchy.com/94207/enquirer_is_jeremy_renner_gay/

hunter said...

Not Jeremy Renner.

Pal of mine on location with him in Jordan for Hurt Locker and on the publicity tour says the kid lives to get laid - by women. Witnessed him in mid-pick up once myself. He's a hound dog.

Or else he puts way too much energy into acting straighter than straight....

Selock said...

Kellan is an interesting guess...but I feel like the "And It Ain'ts" are pointing towards taylor Lautner...he's the only one of=n a fan-demographic par with one guys.


Still don't think this would be Joe Jonas (my personal favorite), though that's not because I think Joe couldn't be gay.

Audrey said...

hunter - thanks for the clarification. Wonder why the Enquirer is going down that road...

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Kate--there's a bacon-eating contest in Boston?!? WHERE?!?!? I know there was one at Atwood's near Inman Square last year--is it happening there again? Details, damn it!

Katja said...

Didn't Justin Bieber just turn 16? Please!

Nickname unavailable said...

Joe Jonas is now with his 3rd or 4th "high profile" girlfriend.

P.S. - how do I become something cooler than "Nickname Unavailable"???

Mooshki said...

Oh god, it was bad enough that Ted had the Twilight obsession, now he's including Justin Babyer? Just shoot me now. Can you say "catering to the tweens?" I knew you could!

Nickname unavailable said...

found this link on Taylor Lautner - http://www.whosdatedwho.com/celebrities/people/dating/taylor-lautner.htm

I have no life, apparently...

Selock said...

I have no live either, apparently. I would think it's Lautner over Jonas.

Given, I am obsessed with Joe, and think he has some *tendencies*. But I don't think this latest relationship - while very PR feeling - is oriented this way. They have been close friends rumored/pushed as a couple among their fans for a long long time; share management and have several joint projects to promote. And she has a lot to cover up, herself. Plus Joe & Demi were together at those Oscar parties...no secret boyfriend in obvious attendance, just brothers/in-laws. ... Not Joe. ?

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