Every year for my birthday my mother buys me a World Almanac. Back in the day they were useful, but now it is easier to just Google. Before Google though those things were the best. It was like having the internet all jammed into 1,000 pages of a book.
Anyway, now for my birthday what I want is the official tabloid spin chart. I want whatever gadget they have which OK! Magazine spins every week to decide who is pregnant. I think they must have realized they have pushed the Jennifer and Angelina thing about as far as it can go because this week they say Kristen Stewart is pregnant. Apparently Robert Pattinson revealed this all backstage directly to Oprah.
Oh, and later the baby will have to, well, if you read the book you know where I am going with this. I actually think this is a very smart move on OK!'s part. No, not to make up another pregnancy story but to put Robert and Kristen on the cover. For some reason the tabloids have shied away with putting them on the cover, but if this issue sells well, look for Kristen to be pregnant more often and maybe even be hurt and losing 10 pounds in 10 days and showing off her new bikini body and how you can get one just like it.