Thursday, May 13, 2010

Taylor Momsen And Her Knives


I didn't even know that 16 year old kids could buy switchblades legally so Taylor Momsen's revelation that she is always with one and flicks it to relax herself came as a shocker. The other thing that is shocking is that she managed to get on a plane with several knives in her purse.

"I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds. I took them through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like 'holy s***'."

Yeah, exactly. Plus, she still had a couple in there? She thought she had taken them all out? How many damn knives does she carry with her? It sounds like she loves looking at them and touching them. I wonder if she is cutting anything with them.

28 comments:

Sporky said...

Wow, how edgy and punk rock of her. *rolling eyes*

RocketQueen said...

Is it just me, or does she not really seem to be "feeling" that peace sign?

blog hopper said...

Meh. I think she's blowing steam out of her arse. She just wants to sound cool- no way this happened.

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Anonymous said...

Last time I flew, I had a roll of quarters in my purse (not what you think! left over from a garage sale!) and had to unload everything in the purse because it looked like the barrel of a gun. I find it hard to believe that airport security would overlook a bunch of knives.

califblondy said...

Somewhere in a cave far, far away, Bin Laden is laughing his ass off.

What an idiot.

D said...

Reminds me of a friend of mine who used to keep a grenade in her purse. One time, she accidentally brought it into a police station. They told her she couldn't bring it in, and instead offered to put it in a safe for her. Gotta love Texas.

jadetoo said...

What is her point with this story? It sounds like a total crock of shit.

jess said...

What a rebel ¬_¬

@Syko That's what I thought! I call bullsh*t.

Cheryl said...

Ooooh, what a badass!

Moosefan said...

So young! So edgy! So screw the establishment! So full of it!

Mikal said...

Angelina Jolie did the whole "edgy girl with knives thing" years ago

Unknown said...

She apparently has no idea what an unoriginal idiot she looks like.

sunnyside1213 said...

Was the TSA just blinded by her radiant skank look?

__-__=__ said...

Does she look cleaner than Lindsay to you?

delilah said...

between this idiot and the dicks-for-brains i am getting pretty sick and tired of h-wood

Carrie L. said...

Nothing about this is surprising. First, the fact she is into knives - how "Angelina Jolie" of her. Whatever. In regards to taking knives on planes, my brother went through multiple airports one year with a pocket knife in a carry on bag he took everywhere...and only after all the travel he realized it was in an unused pocket of the bag the whole time.

mooshki said...

Airport security is totally random. It all depends on the mood of the guy behind the screen making minimum wage. I've seen a huge variety in how much attention they pay to different things when I travel.

selenakyle said...

To answer nothing from nothing = nothing:
Yes, she does look a whole lot cleaner than LiLo to me.

Actually she looks pretty clean and fresh most of the time in photos, just minus the gobs and gobs of black eye makeup, which also looks very fresh, as opposed to, say, Courtney Love's nasty-ass, always effed-up makeup. At least she's not *orange* like some of them out there!

Anonymous said...

I really don't care for this girl. She sounds like someone that wants a lot of attention on herself. No matter how she gets it.

Ms Cool said...

Bull.

Missjenny619 said...

I used to lie about random 'sinister'/'rebel' crap when I was her age too. I tried to seem edgy & cool and punk rock. I wasn't. I'm still not, but it's a phase a lot of girls go through.

I Gossip Girl, but she is a total waste of space outside of that.

Icecat said...

I just cant with her.

Sinjin said...

Icecat, nor can I.

Meh, I think she probably SMELLS 2 days cleaner than HoHan. That eau de skank probably tends to linger even after bathtime.

RocketQueen said...

@Moosh - I know, right? I was late as HELL for a flight to Toronto two years ago and they said they wouldn't have time to check my bag so I'd have to take the whole thing carry on. I was nearly in tears trying to get through security and begged them to just let me run and catch the flight, so they simply LET ME. I had EVERYTHING in that luggage-which-became-carry-on. All my toiletries, sharp things, etc.
Note: terrorists, please do not use this information for evil.

audrey said...

I too don't believe it. I went through security with a lighter in my purse. Nothing major--a small bic lighter that my daughter bought for me when we went to a concert and I kept in there just in case one of my smoker friends needed a light. They made me dump my entire purse in their container just to get that lighter that was buried in one of the folds under all the stuff I carry around.

RJ said...

My dad got on a flight to Hawaii with his pocket knife in his pocket. He realized it about halfway through the flight, and spent the rest of the flight really nervous that somehow the flight attendants would find out. He remembered to pack it in his checked bag on the way home.

Sorka8 said...

What in hell do people see in this chick? I honestly do not get it.

She looks like someone who'd hang with Lohan. Wannabe special in a badass way while thinking she is so hot.

But NOT!

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