You know what sucks? If a Santa Monica police officer could have told the difference between a breath mint and cocaine, Lindsay Lohan would be in jail. Yeah, I know, the two look nothing alike so I am wondering if Lindsay has made some kind of deal with the devil aka Dina to be able to get away with this. The story is that back when Lindsay carjacked that car full of guys and chased down her assistant and mom, Lindsay was arrested. When the policeman frisked Lindsay he brought out a card that was covered in caked white powder. He threw it in the trash thinking it was a crushed wet mint. Seriously? Even when he realized his mistake he had already thrown it in the trash so it was no good as evidence and Lindsay walked. When is the last time you saw a crushed mint turn into a bunch of powder that was caked on to something? Never. Because it doesn't happen.
In other Lindsay news that will probably make you smile, TMZ says Lindsay is being sued for almost $20,000 for defrauding a store. You will love this. Some store was stupid enough to believe Lindsay when she said her business manager would pay the bill. Meanwhile, Lindsay took $20K worth of stuff and her business manager paid $180 towards the bill. ATTENTION STORE OWNERS: Do not give Lindsay anything for free. Cash upfront only!!! No credit, no checks, just cash. Oh, and make sure you have a camera on in the dressing room area. She only weighs like 90 pounds so if she comes out weighing 125 you know you have a problem.