I think there should be an immediate order from Ahnold that all the inmates at the Monterey County Jail should be transferred to Lima, Peru and take turns being the cellmate of Joran van der Sloot.
It seems that last week after Patrick Fousek was arrested for child endangerment and drug charges which came about after he tried to sell his baby for $25 to Wal-Mart customers, he was out into the general population of the Monterey County Jail. Well, on Friday morning when he appeared in court, Patrick had a bruised eye, stitches and two cracked ribs after he was beaten by fellow inmates. There are no suspects in the beating because no one saw anything.
Unfortunately he has been moved to a secure area of the jail now and is away from the other inmates. It's too bad. If they were around he might have slipped or bumped his head a few more times this week.