Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Pregnancy Parade


This could be a very slow gossip day. I always feel like that when tabloids choose to run all their baby stories. It is like they save them up and throw them all out at once. Yesterday was Celine Dion and her twins. She says pregnancy is exhausting. Umm, yeah. I think I may heave heard that before. I am glad she waited until she was 14 weeks this time before announcing her pregnancy. I mean the last time she announced it after like a week. So, then she had to tell the world she miscarried. How much sperm did her husband freeze anyway? These are the kinds of questions that leave me awake at night. That and how come I can't have a Krispy Kreme franchise in my basement.

Radar says that Khloe Kardashian is two months pregnant. They say she is pregnant because she loved her nephew so much she just wanted to have one of her own. Well, yes, because it guarantees her another season of her idiotic show. She would probably have one every year if that guaranteed her show would be renewed. As a bonus, Lamar Odom might actually spend time with his kids if they are right in his house.

Feeling the stork love, Radar also decided to go ahead and confirm that Mariah Carey is pregnant. They don't say how far along she is or have any statement from her rep except they don't talk about Mariah's personal life. Well, then what are they good for really? We don't care about anything else.

Meanwhile, Katherine Heigl told Gala Magazine in Germany that she would love to have a second baby. She does seem to be a pretty good mom. Doesn't pick great movies, but seems to be a pretty good mom.

27 comments:

Borg Queen said...

Hey I am pregnant too. LOL. (For real).

Cecilia00 said...

And when will Khloe announce??

Right at the season ending of the show.

That's why she hasn't yet. Yes, I know - many people wait until they are further along or wish to protect their privacy. But I don't see that as Khloe's reasons.

She wants to do it for the cameras.

Susan said...

OMG. If Mariah is truly pregnant I will die, and eat my words because I think I said last week that she didn't seem the baby mamma kind.

The Kardashians make me ashamed to be an American. Why we have made this trash famous is beyond my comprehension.

Borg Queen, I'm knocked up too. 17 weeks officially today. And I totally gave in to my three-month long craving for a chocolate doughnut yesterday. God, it tasted so good. Ha.

Ms Cool said...

Congratulations Borg Queen and Susan.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Congrats to Borg Queen and Susan!

Another benefit of pregnancy to Khloe, I'm sure, is cashmoney from Lamar.

Patty said...

Thanks for the news flash Celine. Of course it's exhausting, it's the only part of the child rearing the nanny can't do for you and you have to do yourself. Duh!

Congratulations to Susan and Borg Queen! And to anyone else who posts later that is expecting.

valerie said...

I'm much more interested in the reader baby announcements than the celebrity ones!

Kim said...

Congrats to Borg Queen and Susan!!

Pookie said...

yay BG and Susan!

i so need to join this club.

Jess said...

@Susan

I said sort of the same thing about Mariah, if she's pregnant then congratulations. I just hope that she would finally stop wearing those skin-tight outfits.

chopchop said...

Yay Borg Queen & Susan!! I am expecting my fourth. Yes, I'm Catholic. :-) The comments section is gonna get ugly here, people. Pregnant women CANNOT hold their tongue. I'm ten times more bitchy than usual.

Boriqua said...

@Borg Queen and Susan -- Congrats! And I'm at 23 weeks in my pregnancy. I actually stopped and got a couple of chocolate-covered donuts at Dunkin Donuts this morning. Totally worth it. :)

Blondie said...

wasn't there a recent blind somewhere about wifey getting pregnant with frozen sperm right when hubby was about to leave? thinking celine and renee for that one.

Syko said...

Hurray for Borg Queen, Susan and chopchop!

I am not pregnant. Of course, if I were, at my age it would be national headlines, not just a mention on Radar.

Syko said...

Oh - and Boriqua, hurray for you too!

Nisa said...

Congrats to all the expectant Moms! When I was pregnant, I ate Eggo waffles drenched in butter-flavored syrup by the truckloads. My god, they were so good it was religious.

Lady J said...

CONGRATS to All the expectant Moms!

Susan said...

OMG, Thanks for the shoutouts.

Congrats to all the CDAN moms-to-be. May we unite in our snarkiness, just not at each other.

chopchop - My sister has four, yes FOUR girls - ages 10 to 8 months. (We are Catholic too, but this is my first. It took me a really looooooooooong time to get prego.)

Jess, can you IMAGINE the fashion shenanigans Mariah will pull if she is truly prego?!? This I have to see.

sunnyside1213 said...

Congratulations to all the new Mamas to be. When I was pregnant I crave maple doughnuts. Ate 12 at one sitting once.

MAC said...

Congrats to all the Moms-to-be here!

I pray to Hello Kitty that Mariah has a reality show highlighting her pregnancy. I feel soooo sorry for Nick Cannon. I can only imagine how over the top dramatic she will be...

RJ said...

Congrats to all the preggos!! I wish you healthy pregnancies and healthy babies! If any of you live near the Atlanta area, there's a fancy/hip burger joint there called Flip that has amazing burgers, but even better - Krispy Kreme milkshakes. That's right the milkshake has a Krispy Kreme donut pulverized in it. It was one of the best things I've ever eaten/drank. I wasn't pregnant when I had it, or anything, so I can only imagine how much you guys would enjoy it.

RocketQueen said...

Congrats to all the CDAN preggies :)

Ugh. Who CARES about the Kardassians. It's for publicity. It's ALL ALWAYS for publicity.

Mooshki said...

Congratulations, gals! I hope you all have easy pregnancies!

Sporky said...

Congrats to all the preggo CDANers! More little Enty fans is always a good thing. :)))

feraltart said...

Congratulations to all the expectant mums!

Blondie, that blind was apparently about John Travolta and Kelly Preston. He was apparently going to leave, talk about stuff that had happened over the last few years and come out of the closet. Kelly didn't want that so behind his back and against his will she got impregnated with embryos they had left over from their IVF run. Apparently Kelly is very scary; really into Scientology and ruthless.

Jennifer said...

When I was preggo I ate pizza smothered in Louisiana hot sauce....the heartburn was worth it! Isn't there a blind about the woman who doesn't want to deny the pregnancy rumors because they get her so much publicity...I'm going for MC on that one...

Blondie said...

thanks feraltart! JT and KP make more sense now that you mention it :)