Friday, July 02, 2010

I Love Karma - Paris Hilton Detained In South Africa For Pot


Apparently Paris Hilton still uses drugs, and apparently decided to light up a joint while watching Brazil vs The Netherlands. Police caught her and took her from the game and to the police station.

Provincial Head of Detectives in Port Elizabeth, Mark Magadlela, confirmed that Hilton was at the police station and had been released. ” There is an inquiry? I don’t want to comment further” he said.

The picture above is from that match.

23 comments:

Nosey Parker said...

FEEL IT =D

Lana's Blog said...

Can you get life for doing pot down there? Please?

timebob said...

Way to change your life like you said you would when you were crying on Larry King.

God she is almost 30 years old. When When When is she going to finally go away.

not on my dollar said...

Ha! Ha! Put her Ebola azz in the slammer! So happy she got caught, now I hope she doesn't get off too easy.

Shmooey said...

Timebob: Almost 30? I could have sworn she was older.
Smoking and whoring is very aging.

annalise said...

maybe she thought she was in the netherlands.

Ellen said...

Too bad they released her!!! I hope this isn't swept under the rug. I wonder what her excuse is going to be this time...My favorite of all time was the "stray dessert" excuse for the powder under her nose!

Mango said...

maybe she thought she was in the netherlands.

LOL! I'm sure that when Paris looks at a map of the US she thinks KY stands for a lube and not the abbreviation of a state.

Can't wait until she makes a mistake like this in a country like Turkey. Jail time in California will seem like a visit to Disneyland.

RocketQueen said...

NICE! Couldn't happen to a better useless skank.

Ms Cool said...

What are the laws like for drugs in South Africa? Entitled brat.

0 said...

Oh, to have blown a vuvuzela to the sight of her doing the perp walk.

jax said...

what a stupid bitch. seriously, even i wouldn't have the balls to try that shit.

how does she get into these countries in the first place with her jailtime history?

not on my dollar said...

Damn, she got out of it. I just read that THEY apologized to her because someone in her group was actually smoking pot instead of her. That person paid a fine and now everybody went home as if nothing happened.

Robert said...

Hey, Dorothy--you're not in Kansas any more!

Cindy said...

capricecrane (follow her on twitter, she's hilarious) said that the arresting officer lost two gloves and a watch during the cavity search!

parissucksliterally said...

she has drug dealers in every country she visits- she plans ahead.
Although I hate when people are busted for smoking pot, but I LOOOOOOVE to hear about her flat ass getting busted.

Unfortunately, they let her go.

Sis Cesspool said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I could go on for days. What a dumb cu*t.

She was a fool to get rid of Jason.

captivagrl said...

nice.

Barton Fink said...

@parissucksliterally, flat ass mwa ha ha -- so true. There's barely room for the herpes viruses down there on that skeletal coke frame.

Barton Fink said...

General question for everyone: Remember when she was in jail and the LA sheriff said she had bad health issues. "This is a sick girl," he said, tears in his eyes. I've always been waiting for some clarification of what he was talking about. What disease(s) does she suffer from? Were details ever released on what medical problems made her incapable of being in jail? Mental problems? Can't just be the VD.

Nat said...

Sweet.

Dschingis said...
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janele said...

LA Sheriff Lee Baca is probably who you're thinking sbout. Close ties to Scientology. Probably crying because the cultists couldn't get their hooks into another rich celebrity into their controversial Drug rehab program.