For the second night in a row, Lindsay Lohan stayed home and self medicated in privacy rather than going out and facing the paps and partying until all hours of the night. There was not much to report on yesterday. Lindsay is supposedly asking that opening bids on her first post jail interview should start at $1M and go from there. Umm, let me tell you right now. If she gets paid that kind of money I will go absolutely crazy. There is no way you should reward someone for not being responsible or reward someone because they served 3 weeks in jail. For $1M, I would go spend 3 weeks in jail.
The world needs to shame every network and tabloid into doing what they did after Paris Hilton got out of jail. She thought she was going to get paid. The world came down hard and she ended up lying to Larry King for free. That is the way it should be. Don't pay someone for drinking and driving and not following the law because that is what they would be doing.
Lindsay fired her amazing lawyer and hired someone who became a lawyer in November. Good luck with that. But hey, she only charges about 10% of what Shawn did.
Michael also told Lindsay that he will visit her in jail every day and Kate Major will too. Good times. He said Dina Lohan probably won't because she is drunk half the time and stealing ice cream cakes.
Oh, and Lindsay says her sentence violates Article 5 of the UN. "It is clearly stated in Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights that.... No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment."
Umm, has she seen I Know Who Killed Me, because it was all of those things ans she got paid for my torture.