Friday, July 02, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Forget sex, drugs, and all the usual juicy tidbits that celebs work so hard to keep under wraps. These days a T-town tart's worst fear is that her on-call plastic surgeon will fess up to the nip 'n' tuck she hoped no one would notice.

But we weren't too shocked when we heard word that our (least) fave ice-queen Cruella St. Shackles has gone under the knife. So what did the ├╝ber-bitchy broad get plumped, pinched, or prodded this time?

Her boobs, of course!

Seems nasty ol' Cruella has bigger worries than her loose-lipped employees. Like, say, gravity?

Cruella, who some would argue was a knockout in her heyday, was tres unhappy with her not-so-perky friends and called her trusty doc for boob job numero dos. Just FYI, she got her first set of around the time she married Marky Sweet-Puss (not that he was interested, really).

Way to come late to the big-tittie committee, Cruella! Aren't you getting a bit old to focus on your breasticles, especially since all your plastic-surgery peers are prepping to get their faces injected with the latest fountain-of-youth chemicals?

Or maybe that's exactly why Cruella went for the cleavage upgrade.

See, Cruella is no stranger to going under the knife—no matter how many times she may deny it. Let's say that if surgeons gave out "buy five, get one on the house" procedures, this plastic prima donna would be cashing in freebies quite a bit.

And she's starting to become a cautionary tale of Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong.

But now with her new and improved silicone sisters, Cruella probably thinks she may finally be able to divert some of the attention away from her messed-up mug. Uh, too late for that, sister.

Wondering where she got the cash to pay for all these "cosmetic enhancements"? That's a Vice so for another day, kiddies.

And It Ain't: Sarah Palin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Victoria Beckham

30 comments:

Cecilia00 said...

Kate Hudson or Nicole Kidman

Dee said...

Nicole Kidman, with the cash coming from a divorce payoff from Tom Cruise to keep quiet

Ms Cool said...

Why is this even a blind? Kidman.

nunaurbiz said...

Don't think it's Nic because he seems to say that this person needs botox like her friends are getting and we all know how often Nic dips into the botox well!!!!!

C said...

Meg Ryan

ms_wonderland said...

Demi Moore, the surgery queen? Many thought this was Victoria Beckham last time, but now she's been not'de!

ms_wonderland said...

Not'ed!

GauchoGirl said...

Catharine Zeta Jones - I've heard rumors about how she gets paid a lot of money by super wealthy men for her "company".

Rose said...

Catherine Zeta Jones.

jagerlilly said...

Ellen Barkin

Kim said...

It's not CZJ, the blind says that she's getting attention for her messed-up face. CZJ's face still looks fine, though there's no way in HEL-L.A. she's 40.

Kate said...

I think it's Nicole Kidman, because she's been getting so much flack for her obvious breast implants and the way botox/bad surgery is destroying what's left of her face. Girlfriend is not aging well at all.

Tim said...

Meg Ryan?

Angela said...

Not Nicole Kidman: she didn't have implants while married with Tom Cruise while Casablanca states the BO got them while married to some gay dude.

Niktini said...

Pricilla Presley?

Derreck said...

I would say Kidman because we know that Ted does not like her.

kathrynnova said...

nicole. and we've already noticed this.

GauchoGirl said...

Have you seen close up pictures of CZJ's face lately? She has definitely been messing with it and it is starting to look unnatural. I still think it's her.

Lana's Blog said...

Sharon Stone?

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cricket said...

It's Kidman This isn't even blind. Her nickname on the set of Nine was Cruella because she was such a bitch. She's screwed her face up badly, her career is in the toliet.She is in a movie with Heidi Montag for God's sake. This fits her to a T.

Casey said...

Pretty sure Kidman has plenty of money as well, so we wouldn't have to wonder where she got the cash to pay for them.

Don't think it's her.

Cosi said...

melanie griffin. her face is a wreck

Cosi said...

I meant Griffith!

E. DuBois said...

I don't think it's Nicole Kidman because she was very flat chested during her marriage to Cruise. I'm going with Ellen Barkin - have you seemher lately??? Her face is a WRECK.

G said...

There is something missing in the guesses regarding the husband that wouldn't care or notice. Obviously it is someone LIKE Nicole Kidman who was married to a suspected gay guy, but like others have pointed out, she didn't have implants back then ... or did she?

lunabelle said...

Renee Zellwegger.

J-Mo said...

Lana's Blog: you guessed Sharon Stone and I have to state I am NOT a fan of her's but am often surprised when I see her in candid shots looking great.

Lana's Blog said...

J-Mo, I agree, she looks great. These Ted C items confuse me so much, is the blind person suppose to look bad in the face?

Leia said...

Kate Gosselin