Thursday, September 09, 2010

Lindsay Lohan On Oprah?


I really thought Oprah was better than this. According to Radar and some not very convincing denials from The Oprah Winfrey Show, it looks like Lindsay Lohan will be headed to Oprah. At long last the self proclaimed White Oprah will be on Oprah. Oh you know Dina will be on the show. She will probably only agree to Lindsay being on the show if Dina can have an entire segment to herself and then of course two minutes for Ali. The other kids can sit in the audience and wave and Dina can pretend to recognize them.

You know what you will get with 44 minutes of Lindsay on Oprah? You will get 44 minutes of a bunch of smoke being blown up all our butts. Oprah does not ask tough questions. Oprah does not do anything that causes any discomfort to anyone who might actually be a celebrity. John Travolta and Tom Cruise have both been on Oprah and it is has been a love fest. Ditto when Will Smith and Kirstie Alley have been on. Oprah will ask Lindsay about drugs and Lindsay will say she dabbled in them years ago and was not addicted as the doctors at UCLA stated. The rest of the time Oprah will let Lindsay talk about acting and her craft and her fashion with Dina popping up like a jack-in-the-box every two minutes saying, "Lindsay is amazing. Lindsay is such a wonderful actress and designer. Oprah, can I have a show?"

27 comments:

canadachick said...

Oprah jumped the shark years ago, and no the shark isn't named Gail ;)

Jenny said...

Another Oprah show I won't find time to watch.

Sylvia said...

I just don't like Opah at all. Never found her show to be interesting.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

As long as Oprah sticks to her 'not paying guests', I'll watch. Let the laughter begin!

MISCH said...

I haven't watched Oprah in years...but this is really low...I'm still pissed over the Vanity Fair cover...
Please let this bitch disappear ....ignore her.

not on my dollar said...

Enty I hope that you are wrong and will be very sad if everything that you just said becomes a reality.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

Actually, none of the tv hosts ask celebs tough questions because they do not want to upset their fans. Not that Lindsay has any real fans left, just passerbys on the highway watching her trainwreck!

sunnyside1213 said...

A new low. If she does, it's just something else to boycott.

Vanessa said...

Oprah isn't a hard nosed Journalist like Diane Sawyer...she is an entertainer/t host...what do you expect.

Do you think any of them will ask hard questions. It's not the end of the world.

The interview hasn't happened yet and you already bashing it...in fact it hasn't even been confirmed that she will be on the show in the first place.

Talk about the rooney's...that would be more interesting.



I mean really.

B626 said...

If Oprah does do tough Q&A
it will be edited out
but we will have the
opportunnity to see the
good stuff on an Oprah
Pay Per View event!
Which a 'large portion' the proceeds will be donated to some
Rehab Center blahblahblah

looserdude said...

This only delays the release of the Lindsay Lohan sex tape. But it's inevitable. Once the Lohan's can no longer figuratively pimp out their daughters they will do it literally.

Sorka8 said...

Oh puke. Lo-blow is a nothing. So this means one more Oprah show about nothing. Good thing this is her last season on network tv.

canadachick said...

now if Dr.PHIL had Lindsay on.....that i might watch.

sunnyside1213 said...

I emailed Oprah to protest.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Oprah has made a career of blowing smoke up America's ass, why would she stop now?

And she still needs to answer for foisting that epic D-bag Dr. Phil on us.

She's a pox on society and culture.

not on my dollar said...

LOL @Little Miss Smoke And Mirrors!

jess said...

meh...I've never liked Oprah

Sue (in MO) said...

Travolta? Cruise? Smith? Alley? Nope, Oprah always has the love fests with the Scientologists. Ever notice that? Not insinuating anything... just noting.

Yeah, Dina will be all dolled up in her best extensions and smiling and nodding the entire time. It will be a Lindsay love-fest at it's finest.

RocketQueen said...

I don't care to watch Oprah anymore, but I respect her as a businessperson. And she CAN ask hard questions, but she usually doesn't. I suspect she might try to be a bit "hard" on Lindsay for this one, but of course it'll have no effect whatsoever.

Robert said...

@Little Miss: In that respect, Oprah is to "Dr." Phil as John McCain is to Sarah Palin. Thanks for nothin'!

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skeeball said...

Sorry, enty, I have never thought Oprah was better then this.

Katy said...

I originally read the title of the post as "Lindsay Lohan or Oprah," as in, there was some kind of debate/competition/whatever between the two, and had to take sides. I like my version better. :(

kathrynnova said...

go to hell oprah.

ugh. i'll pose my question again:

why are the most famous people the most annoying people??????

MCH said...

Maybe Oprah will ask the hard hitting questions since her opinion of the Lohans SHOULD be low...and who cares what they think of her? But nah...

I was hoping for a Lindsey Lohan: Post Prison Interview - With Round Table Members: Nancy Grace, Dr. Phil & ...maybe Whoopi?

ardleigh said...

Break out the Pepto this will be one HUGE pukefest.

Electric Warrior said...

I just saw where Naomi Campbell was on Oprah.

Enough said.