Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Star Magazine Really Has It In For Ashton Kutcher


Last week when Star Magazine said Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore, all the talk from Ashton was how the story was not true and he was going to sue and blah blah blah. The next thing we know Demi is Tweeting pictures of herself in a bikini like she was getting ready to get on match.com.

Well, a week later we have no lawsuits but we do have another story from Star calling Ashton out as a cheater again. This of course probably means another fun week explaining to Demi what exactly he was doing having sex with the woman on the couch in the family home. Of course since he first hit on the woman when he was with Demi and Rumer and the other kids it should not come as a shock that he had sex with her on the couch.

What I don't understand is the woman is willing to have her photo shown to the world but not her name?? She says the couple had great chemistry. Yep, you can really tell about that chemistry thing by 3 minutes on an actor's couch before he sends you on your way. What? You think Ashton does not even last three minutes? You may be right.

23 comments:

Lauren said...

I don't buy it. She's homely, and as toolish as he is I just don't see it.

I could be wrong though.

linnea said...

as if all of tiger´s girls were hotter than his wife? Nah, unless there is an actual law suit in 3,2,1, i say its probably true.

Now I wonder, what will demi tweet now?

Mango said...

Ashton is one of those actors/celebs that think they can skirt by on just how precious they are: (Owen Wilson, Kate Hudson, Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook, etc.) I'm sure their mothers might find them adorable but they are all pretty nauseating.

If Ashton got caught with his pants down, then he deserves the backlash.

delilah said...

i think there have been blinds (i think even here) about them. ashton really seems like a 1st class pendejo and there were those bikini pix recently which just says, "see i'm hot, he doesnt need to cheat"-no need to do that if the story is BS.
i hope it's not true-nobody deserves to be cheated on but where there's smoke...

Nutty_Flavor said...

I've been watching old episodes of "The Love Boat" recently, and it's fantastic to see old 1970s stars that have now been entirely forgotten. Jimmie Walker! Sonny Bono! Karen Valentine!

Ashton Kutcher is the modern-day equivalent of the soon-to-be forgotten star.

Borg Queen said...

I wonder if this is the girl that Rumer caught Ashton flirting with. Demi shouldnt have married him in this first place. Its not like he is mature for his age. He barely acts his age. He seems to be getting more and more brazen with his cheating. Sounds like he wants out.

califblondy said...

Back then the d-list was on the Love Boat. Now it's DWTS or Celeb Rehab. I miss the old Saturday night double-header of Love Boat and Fantasy Island.

But, I digress...if it is true I hope Bruce kicks his ass.

Sue (in MO) said...

Uh-huh. I predict that before the fall is over we will see another Demi-semi-nude pictorial showing off how freaking fabulous! her body is! and how incredibly! young! she looks! and how absolutely fabulously HAPPY! she and Ashton both are.

Hmmm... the only real guess is will it be People, OK, or Vanity Fair who gets the scoop? Somehow I think Star is out of the running.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I don't care about these two has-beens.

not on my dollar said...

The reason Demi married Ashton is so that SHE could remain relevant. Of course his a jerk but she already knew that.

delilah said...

maybe Demi needed someone to teach her the facebook and the twitter?

Sylvia said...

I thought it was really stupid of Demi putting out that picture on twitter.

anarchi said...

They've become the Speidi of the "legitimate" acting community.

Grow up and/or go away.

__-__=__ said...

I'll believe it when I read it in something from England.

Cheryl said...

I've always given these two the side eye. A very desperate couple.

sunnyside1213 said...

Demi should have known it was only a matter of time. At least he is not doing one of the daughters.

RocketQueen said...

Agree with everything Delilah said! I haven't seen that supposed lawsuit from Ashton yet, but hey, maybe it's forthcoming. Tabloids lie, but to go after him like this? Something's there. The saddest part about all this is now we'll have to listen to more whining and denial and pathetic booty pictures from MRS KUTCHER.

Anotheramy said...
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Anotheramy said...

All people in power cheat. Every politician, celebrity, business owner, member of royalty...
It is expected and widely accepted. They are also expected to be discrete and not allow it to interfere with or effect their family. The problems happen when they get so full of themselves that they make poor choices in whom to cheat with, or foolish choices about when to cheat or whom to cheat in front of.
An example of a poor choice? A person like this one who would sell her story to star magazine for her 15 minutes of fame or because she thought he really loved her or was going to get her a big part in his next movie.

Robert said...

Picture, but no name? The fact that her name wasn't used in the article seems kind of shady.
@Nutty_Flavor: I do the same thing, and I'm amazed at the sheer number I've totally forgotten. On the flip side, you sometimes see a current star in a tiny part early in their career--who knew?

MCH said...

@delilah - LOL "the facebook and the twitter."

So is he going to sue them or what?

Janice-Marie: Smith said...

All slander and lies, like most of the trash in tabloids.

astrogirl said...

No matter what he does he will always be in River's shadow.