Thursday, March 10, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This C List television actress supports the Girl Scouts in her area by buying boxes of their delicious cookies every year. This year, after her breakup, she spent the weekend binging and purging on them until she was too tired to do anything else but sleep. Friends found her the next morning surrounded by empty boxes of thin mints and empty vodka bottles.

42 comments:

Missjenny619 said...

Hahahahaaa!!!! This is kind of hilarious. Stupid girl ;P

Jillian S. said...

Not to pull a Jules Kirby, but I am pretty sure this blind is about ME as that's how I wake up most mornings.

Seachica said...

After a breakup, everyone is allowed a binge weekend. I really don't need to or want to know the subject of this one.

danatestingsite said...

Dianna Agron?

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I don't think this is a real blind.

__-__=__ said...

I think vodka would go equally well with Samoas!

wwax said...

That's every Saturday night at my house during Girl Scout Cookie season. Those thin mints are too addictive.

MommaSaid said...

That really skinny chick from Mad Men January something (break up from the dude from SNL)

Anonymous said...

And that's a bad thing?

Jillian S. said...

If it were January Jones she would have been passed out in the driver's seat with empty vodka bottles, not at home.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I appreciate how other posters agree that this scenario really isn't abnormal. :-)

Ice Angel said...

Normal? Maybe the purging but definitely not the purging!

crila16 said...

I'm sure it was the vodka that made her pass out, not the binging and purging.

Girl Scout Cookies were ordered back in January 2011 (Mother at work was pushing them, so it had to be around that time that the actress ordered them.)

-Jennifer Carpenter
-Sophie Monk
-Diana Agron

Cancan said...

Enty, this sounds like your next wife.

Jillian S. said...

I didn't even notice the part about purging. Maybe she was just puking up all that liquor?

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

@Jillian -- that's kinda what I thought.

This sounds more like an average weekend in my old college dorm, to be honest. Minus the purging, though.

I actually agree with Sue Ellen. I think this blind is faker than hell -- too vague, too *detailed*, and too applicable to too many actresses.

Jinxie DuPres said...

No, the real talent lies in purging the cookies, but retaining the vodka.

PotPourri said...

Can I join her?

Jillian S. said...

LOL@Jinxie

mooshki said...

If this weren't a BuzzFoto blind, I'd think it was Enty talking about himself.

Bella said...

Sad but could be worse.

The Nightmare Child said...

I'll take Jennifer Love Hewitt for 1000, Alex.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Those damn cookies are POISON!! Seriously, I'm pissed. lol.

David's girl said...

"No, the real talent lies in purging the cookies, but retaining the vodka."

That was funny Jinxie! I laughed so hard I accidently kicked my desk and had to hobble around the room still laughing but also crying.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Those cookies are bad for the teeth.

chopchop said...

^^ Especially since they saw her teeth twice. o_O

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

ahahahahaha, chopchop. That was a good one.

ardleighstreet said...

Do you think she dunked the cookies in the vodka??

erika said...

this is the best blind!!!

Maja With a J said...

Yeah, I've woken up like that before.

This is kind of sad though.

nunaurbiz said...

Personally, I like red wine with my Thin Mints!

The Nightmare Child said...

I'm going to cause an absolute riot right now.


I don't like Girl Scout cookies. There's no flavor that I like.

sunnyside1213 said...

I dunk my ginger snaps in bourbon.

Astrid said...

I think thin mints could work with bourbon for a sort of mint julep.

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blankprincess said...

Jaime Pressly

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Mango said...

@ The Nightmare Child - I never saw the big deal about Girl Scout cookies either. I can easily think of a dozen other snack items that I'd rather binge on.

Kidsis said...

yeah, I have no problem with this one. Stars! They're just like us!

Zero said...

Whose friends come to visit them in the morning? Seriously.

And if she knew they were planning a group jog or something, she'd know better than to binge on vodka the night before. I don't buy this story at all.

jaariel said...

@blankprincess: that was my 1st thought too. I used to *know* a pretty bad bulimic & I swear Jaime Pressly has to be one. Also, I get the same vibe from: Christina Applegate; LiLo; Brit-Brit (although hers seems not so constant).There are others, just not coming to mind right now. It's really no laughing matter when it gets as bad as it can get...I'm all better now--even if I eat too much, I refuse to go back to that...as bad as drugs, no lie.

Meg said...

LOL @ Jillian S. :)

This happened to me once with beer and one of those flavored popcorn tins someone sent to a friend on my freshman year hall. Bless her heart.

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