Note to self. If I ever report my mom's mini-van stolen and somehow get it back, be sure to call police and cancel report. Police this morning stopped a vehicle in which Dancing With The Stars competitor and Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward was a passenger. Apparently when police ran the plate it was reported stolen. Hines and the female driver were ordered out of the car at gunpoint and handcuffed. It turns out the woman had reported it stolen because of a mishap at a valet. You know, when they say they can't find the car. This generally happens when you have a nice car and people want to take it for a little spin but don't get back before you finish dinner. In this case though, the car was a Honda Civic, so when valets could not find it, the woman reported it stolen. The valets found it but the woman forgot to call the police. This could have turned out much, much worse.
Is Hines Ward still married? I know he was. If he is, then what he was doing at 2am with a woman could be much, much worse for him and his wife.