Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Jennifer Lopez shows off her pantaloons.
In case you ever wanted to see Kate Middletons brother play with himself.
And then Kim Kardashian spiked the ball on her boyfriend's head.
Larry The Cable Guy tries his hand at being a naked cowboy.
Rihanna and her five foot long hair.
Some randomness. Naomi Campbell, Samantha Ronson, Charlotte Ronson and Rashida Jones.
Even more randomness. Mark Consuelos, Kristen Bell and Andy Cohen.
Rob Morrow and the odd looking hat.
An actual laugh from Reese Witherspoon and
a more traditional pose.

32 comments:

bluebonnetmom said...

Is JLO trying to make her hips and ass look even BIGGER? Burn those pants.

timebob said...

whichever idiot designers are trying to bring back genie/MC hammer pants can go fuck yourselves.

THEY SUCKED IN 1992 AND THEY SUCK NOW!

Danielle said...

Reese Witherspoon is my "might be pregnant person" of the month!

RocketQueen said...

I am convinced Sam Ronson does a shit load of drugs. She always looks like hell, and we know she and Lohan have a history. Sometimes I wonder if that's why she remains friends with Lohan, cause if you piss off Lohan, she will scream from every mountain every bad thing you've ever done.

Love Reese's dress.

Ugh. I hate that JLo is everywhere again.

mikey said...

Ditto on Reese as next bump announcement.

KM's brother could be one we'll be hearing about in the future and not in a good way. He may end up making Fergie look like a saint.

Are we going to discuss the dress? The hats?

Jen said...

I love the word "pantaloons." I would never wear them, but I love to say it. Pantaloons, pantaloons, pantaloons.....

Patty said...

@mikey
Loved the dress. Loved the wedding. Love them as a couple. Hopefully Harry can find that happiness. I don't think he'll find it with that Chelsey girl. She looks about as spent as LiLo.

Hats - Andrew's daughters were the worst. Joan Rivers said the one looked like she was wearing an IUD.

Of course, Enty's princess was there and she looked perfect.

mikey said...

@Patty - Chelsey looks like she's been around the block a few times. She had her dress custom made and she still looked like hell. Harry can do better.

Love the comment from Joan re: IUD hat. Perfect!

Kate looked wonderful, as did Pippa and the children. I liked the Queen in her yellow ensemble.

nancer said...

the last think jlo's ass needs is pantaloons.

it has its own zip code as it is.

JasonBlueEyes said...
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JasonBlueEyes said...

Does Rashida ever look bad? Answer: No.

J-lo knows she has to compete with KIM K in terms of getting mens attention these days. That's why she's accentuating her ass - again.

Speaking of Kim - she looks like a little girl on top of daddy's shoulders in that pic.

Mmm..I like that new Rihanna hair. I could wrap fistfuls of it around my hands while I...well, I'd better not continue.

MISCH said...

I think Reese is pregnant also...
Rihanna is going to end up as bald as Naomi Campbell if she keeps this up.

RocketQueen said...

@Jason - I suspect that "hair" will come off quite easily with one good tug along the lines you are suggesting ;)

Nellie said...

sam ronson ALWAYS looks like ass. its bizarre. her hair is always the same length with the ever present two inches of dark roots sliming their way out of her skull. *shudder*

RJ said...

Sam Ronson absolutely looks like a drug addict. My best friend's husband used to be an undercover vice cop, and had to spend a lot of time on the street with druggies. He can pretty much look at anyone and tell you not only if they are an addict, but what they are doing and how long they've been doing it. He's amazingly accurate. He looked at her picture and said Cocaine and heroin, mostly heroin, and for years.

BoredAtty said...
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BoredAtty said...

On the Naked Cowboy pic, I think that is actually Kyle Gass. As part of Tenacious D, I can see him standing on the street in his undies. Larry the Cable Asshole, not so much.

RocketQueen said...

Interesting, RJ.

MCH said...

Kate's brother's speech was so..stoic, so it's kind of funny to see that pic. The Chocolate Princess?

I am wondering why there hasn't been much of Rashida (so is my husband, who has a major crush on her) on Parks & Recs lately? Is she filming something?

JasonBlueEyes said...

Reese might be pregnant? Shit. There goes my hopes for a "Freeway" sequel anytime soon.

Momster said...

Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. What an ass. Can't forgive him for that.

Lauren said...

I love Rob Morrow. He is a seriously neat dude.

sharonerow said...

Rashida Jones's boyfriend used to be Mark Ronson. Naomi remains rando.

lanasyogamama said...

I actually don't really think that JLO has the ass anymore, she's way smaller than she used to be.

Anonymous said...

There should always be a warning before any picture of Samantha Ronson, she's just so ghastly looking. I don't care how shallow this sounds, I'd shoot myself if I was that ugly.

Rihanna irritates me to no end. I don't know what's worse, her singing voice or her "style."

Big Sur Expedition 2008! said...

Well, then long-term heroin and coke abuse run in the family. Her sister looks just as ass-y.

linnea said...

RJ, thanks for sharing. Interesting quality to have. Not sure I would pick it as my power if I became a superhero, but pretty darn cool. And I totally believe it. That friendship was/is fueled by something more than love.

ecua said...

I agree with RJ's friend's husband-long term heroin for sure. All of the Ronsons look like walking corpses.

Does anyone else see total Meth face when they look at Chelsey Davy?? That girl is on something, and it's sending her right down the Ronson path of ugly.

Mango said...

I get a gay vibe from Kate Middleton's brother. Anyone else?

Wasn't Rob Morrow the
to the blind about the actor who had ridiculous demands for the writers of a show he was to work on?

I love Rashida! Why is she slumming with those three asshats?

Love the top of Reese's dress.

parissucksliterally said...

Kim's bf must be one strong dude to hoist that gargantuan ass on his shoulders!


J Lo has GOT to STOP with these outfits. her face and body look amazing these days, and she is dressing like a tool.

J-Mo said...

Mango, i thought gay too when I first saw Kate's brother. Gay and handsome.
Sam Ronson could be cute but yes, she looks like a long-term addict.

My said...

Hi, can you tell me if the Rob Morrow photo was from An Evening With Stars From HBO's Entourage, hosted by the Young Storytellers Foundation, on May 3, 2011? Thanks, love Rob!

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