What I expected Bree Olsen to say in her Playboy interview this month was that Charlie Sheen has no peen and that it has been ravaged by so many hookers that it is basically a horcrux which he pretends is real so that he looks more manly. What she actually said was that Charlie is really good in bed because he has had a lot of practice. Bree also seems to think that she will easily make the transition from adult films to mainstream acting. Yeah, she thinks she is going to be a star. The way she met Charlie was he saw one of her movies, got her number, called her over and they made a deal. Huh, sounds like the same way you would call an escort. She also says she only had sex with the other goddess twice and that Charlie would just pick a bed to sleep in each night.