Bree Olsen Says Charlie Sheen Is Good In Bed
What I expected Bree Olsen to say in her Playboy interview this month was that Charlie Sheen has no peen and that it has been ravaged by so many hookers that it is basically a horcrux which he pretends is real so that he looks more manly. What she actually said was that Charlie is really good in bed because he has had a lot of practice. Bree also seems to think that she will easily make the transition from adult films to mainstream acting. Yeah, she thinks she is going to be a star. The way she met Charlie was he saw one of her movies, got her number, called her over and they made a deal. Huh, sounds like the same way you would call an escort. She also says she only had sex with the other goddess twice and that Charlie would just pick a bed to sleep in each night.
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I hope her mom & dad are really proud of her.
becuase Sasha Grey made it over to mainstream all the hookers think they can do it too.
But Sasha Grey is very smart and used the industry, the industry didn't use her.
How can she even FEEL anything anymore? That's a legit question, not a rhetorical one. All I can think of is someone throwing a boot down an endless hallway.
That cover is equal parts hilarious and ridiculous. I'm just pleased than an actual tiger was obviously *not* present at that shoot.
I notice that girls in scandals who say the guy was a dud tend to get sued, lawyer letters etc. Girls in scandals who say the guy was a stud tend to get Playboy centerfolds. I guess it is just coincidence.
The thought of sex with Charlie will keep me up for days, afraid to close my eyes for fear of a visual....gross.
their STDs have STDs - Ick Nast
That poor tiger is exclaiming, "What is that horrid odor of putrescent rotting flesh? It's like a warzone in the days before antibiotics. I didn't know viruses had odors! This is horrific." And the prostitute is just laughing at the poor tiger's discomfort.
She needs to read Tera Patrick's great book. Tara writes a number of times in there - PORN DOES NOT LEAD TO THE MAINSTREAM.
Sasha Grey got lucky because she and Steven Soderbergh bonded over their love of Godard movies. Does Bree Olson look like she knows anything about the films of the french new wave? Doubtful.
Enty, I think it's sweet you actually read the articles in Playboy. ;)
As for the Trick on the cover, do you really think preforming in " Debbie Does the Dallas Cowboys.... More Gangbang for Your Buck." will get you an Oscar?? Yeah. RIGHT!
Maybe she's telling herself,"It's an art film."
"The way she met Charlie was he saw one of her movies, got her number, called her over and they made a deal."
Isn't that how Tom got Katie and how Leo gets - well, take your pick.
WTF is a tiger even doing on that cover?? So stupid and bizarre.
I once read Bree's Twitter. She talks so much about anal I actually got uncomfortable.
Go away now, trash.
@RQ - I assume it's a reference to TIGER BLOOD.
@ Barton Fink, that was funny as Hell....I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my lunch! : )
But Sasha Grey is very smart and used the industry, the industry didn't use her.
Very true. Always makes me wonder how she got involved in porn in the first place. She's quite smart and interviews well.
As for Bree--she's not that bright, but she makes up for it with hustle. She may get lucky and get a few small roles in John Waters' movies, sort of like Traci Lords. Something tells me Bree isn't socking away her money like Jenna Jameson.
And how do I know the names of so many adult stars? Almost seems like I own a porn store. Which I don't, BTW.
@Layna - a lot of us know the names of many porn stars. We just won't admit it. ;)
I'm fascinated by porn stars. What makes a young woman decide to enter the porn industry? Especially these days. The age of the porn queens are over. For every Jenna or Tera there are 1000 unknowns. And they remain unknown. There can't be much money in porn these days. I'd love to interview a bunch of young porn starlets for an article just to here why they chose that line of work. Of course they'll answer "Money" but there's way more to it, I feel. And yes, MANY still believe it will lead to the mainstream. That's unfortunately not the case.
OK I gotta admit, that cover with the goofy laughing tiger cracked my ass up.
If anyone saw Entourage last season, they know that Sasha Grey can't act her way out of a paper bag, Soderbergh or not.
I wouldn't say Sasha Grey has crossed over and made it into mainstream. Her career isn't really "on fire" and a lot of big names don't want to be associated with someone with her film past. She got one somewhat seeming lucky break that hasn't really parlayed into anything.
Entourage never counts.
I don't read it but doesn't Playboy try to pretend to be classy? A tiger and a Charlie Sheen t-shirt on the cover. Really?
"What makes a young woman decide to enter the porn industry"
Being a victim of sexual abuse?
That's not always the case Maja. Many have happy upbringings. It's just wanting a taste of the fast life. Porn just seems like it's the easiest and fastest route for many.
In fact, many have degrees and are well educated.
That cover is real?? I honestly thought Enty or someone had Photoshopped it. It's ridiculous!
Oh and the analogy of Charlie's dirty peen = a horcrux made my day. HA!
You can get an education even though you were abused as a child *L*
I see what you're saying, but I have noticed that a lot of girls who talk about their careers in porn seem to have been molested in the past. I don't think it's uncommon for a sexual abuse victim to feel disconnected from their body or have a "whatever" attitude towards sex. I don't really believe in stories about "happy hookers" or "glamorous porn stars". I'm sure there are a few...I just can't name any.
I agree with Maja. Believing there are "happy hookers" is something you tell yourself to sleep better at night. I'm not saying some aren't there because they had normal, well-adjusted upbringings but I doubt there are many.
When I wrote "you," I wasn't directing it at anyone.
There are a few out there--I still maintain that God in Her infinite wisdom put Annie Sprinkle on this earth to do exactly what she's been doing--but overall, no. The ones who have more control over what they do and can stop, take breaks, and/or walk away when they want seem to do better, but even Annie's talked and written about sex worker burnout and admitted that even in the best-case scenario there can still be some psychological damage. (She also comes from a stable, happy family who, while they weren't very happy for a while, accept and love her; she basically fell into it by accident because she just enjoyed sex so damn much, which also probably help.)
I think there has to be an element of self loathing to become a "porn star". Many do drugs when they perform and then they need to do drugs because of what they have become. I guess it's another cautionary tale of Survival of the Fittest.
"Entourage never counts"
So, so true
Believing in "happy hookers" is how THEY sleep at night. Young, stupid-innocent-naieve (take your pick) women have been fed this nonsense since the beginning of time. Watch You've Got Mail! What is the message there. Just how many times are they going to run that Julia Roberts trash on TV?!?!?! It's a constant message to young, young girls of success and how to act. Is there even any role model for young women similar to Diana? Don't think so. Only thousands of Mileys out there.
Isn't Bree the one with the craaaaazy manic eyebrows? If so, I would say drugs play a part certainly. Sober up women!
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