Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Lauryn Hill Calls Rohan Marley, Mr. Marley


Guess what? Turns out that Lauryn Hill wants all of us to know that Rohan Marley didn't dump her while she was pregnant with his baby. Nope. He dumped her while she was pregnant with another guy's baby. So, now I guess, much like Steve Buscemi's character in Billy Madison, I have to cross off Rohan from the bad guy list. Oh yeah, I threw out a Billy Madison reference. That one scene alone is worth the rest of the movie.


Anyway, Ms. Hill as she refers to herself released a statement which can be seen above. Basically she is saying the kid is hers and hers alone and she implies but does not actually say that she and Rohan were on a break when she got pregnant. I guess that means they were not on a break because she is pretty clear about everything else she wants us to know. I wonder who the dad is. I wonder if the dad knows he is the dad. Anyone who had sex with Lauryn Hill between 9 and 10 months ago, please step forward. So, Rohan you are forgiven.

Thanks Christina.

12 comments:

Rose said...

That must be an interesting and talented to grow up in.

Rose said...

House that is.

JessieE said...

I think that's a pretty classy way to shut everyone up, actually.

RocketQueen said...

Lol! Tricky wording there, Ms. Hill.

PM said...

That's not how it read to me at all. I didn't make the jump from 'he did not abandon me while preggo' to 'i had an affair and got knocked up from another man'

(( btw I'm totally biased - years ago, when the Miseducation was really big and i was an adoring 16y.o. fan, I somehow lucked into spending a weekend with LH RM and the whole family, even little baby zion! Yes, I'm bragging and name dropping, so I'll go to time out when I'm done sharing... but I had the best experience with them. They were just the sweetest most amazingly normal family. They had no reason to spend so much time with us or any time at all for that matter, but they made my sister, cousin, and I feel like the coolest kids on earth.))

__-__=__ said...

Thanks for sharing PM. Sounds like she shut down the rumor mill pretty quick. Good for her.

bluebonnetmom said...

Well, I guess she is admitting what Rohan has been saying. He is not the Baby Daddy. My apologies for thinking he was a scumbag.

Patty said...

"...our 5 children" says it all. The "new son" has a different daddy.

OK then. Now that that's settled, let's all move along

timebob said...

I bet we will have a new Lauryn Hill album soon. Six kids aren't cheap.

Pookie said...

^what timebob said.

but...she hasn't been fit to tour...i hope to god she's fit to parent.

blankprincess said...

My sister is friends with a dude who used to tour with her as her drummer. (He may have also done some studio work, but I'm not sure.) Anyway, the only thing this guy would EVER say about LH is that she is "batshit crazy." He won't give any details at all (confidentiality agreements?), but he basically says, "Yeah, all that nutty stuff you hear about her doing/saying? All true." Totally different experience from what PM described above, I realize, but perhaps "Home Lauryn" and "Work Lauryn" are two completely different people(?).

Lelaina Pierce said...

Where this posted, her website? I like the font type she chose for this announcement.

God love her, but she is a lil crazy!